theclownacademy

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i’m only 7 episodes into season 2 and i’ve already cried 10 times

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guess who’s back??????

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reblogging this because its already on my tiktok and main but i know we're all going through things and need a playlist to get through it

hey do you like playlists that dont have a theme at all and have a weird title??? well do i have the playlist for you!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6yl5xSfVvVGzBdMd1B3eDd?si=oxwpBOEYTrifX3dLYmcFxA

#playlist #music #indie #indie music #alternative #alt #malt maltese #billie eilish #lord huron #conan gray #the 1975 #marina #the frights #cigarettes after sex #mother mother #the buttertones #teddy hyde #scissor sisters #velvet underground #sleeping with sirens #twenty one pilots #gang of youths #troye sivan #sleeping at last #tyler the creator #jack stauber #lincoln #mindless self indulgence #freddie dredd #sir chloe

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Klaus: You look beautiful today.

Dave: Aw, thank you,

Klaus: HA! April Fool’s!!

Dave:

Klaus: you look beautiful everyday,

#incorrect umbrella academy quotes #the umbrella academy #incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #dave katz #tua #my day was ruined heres this to make yours :)

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the-umbrella-academy-butinstyle >>> theclownacademy

#it was iconic #i know #but i needed change

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Ben & Klaus PT 50 🎉🎉🎉

Ben: Sometimes, I think, maybe if I wasn't dead, we wouldn't get the slang we have now.

Klaus: I'm sorry to snatch your wig, but the tea is, what the fuck?

#incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #incorrect the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy incorrect quotes #umbrella academy #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #ben&klaus

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Ben & Klaus PT 49

Klaus: so after you left and I got home my fever wasn't there but my skin felt like it was burnt really badly. And so I stood up really fast to take off a sock and I collapsed on my bed only to take a 3 hour nap

Ben: ahaha i have a fever rn and my lungs are burning so bad it hurts when i breathe so dying twinsie tingz✌️😗

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Brothers who get sick together sttick together

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So, low-key, very upset, BUT send some things I should talk about (umbrella academy or not)!

#the umbrella academy incorrect quotes #agnes umbrella academy #cha cha umbrella academy #hazel umbrella academy #incorrect umbrella acadamy #umbrella academy #dave katz #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #vanya hargrees #number 5 #diego hargreeves #this was going to be a rant post but i decided not to because yall dont want to hear my queer bullshit about a girl

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Ben and Klaus PT 47

Klaus: Maybe, you should sit down and listen to The Cult Of Dionynus or Achilles Come Down

Ben: maybe, just maybe, you can't fix everything with gay Greeks.

#the umbrella academy incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #ben&klaus #i got out of dhb and i think i am last chaie or i just did not make it #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect umbrella acadamy #incorrect umbrella academy quotes

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since Spotify decided CYBERBULLY me, send me a character and I will give a song from my top 100 playlist of any of three past years (2017, 2018, 2019)

#the umbrella academy #not incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy characters #hazel umbrella academy #cha cha umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #allison hargreeves #number five #number 5 #reginald hargreeves #grace hargreeves #dave katz #the handler #umbrella academy #tua #tua luther #tua klaus #tua memes #tua allison #tua vanya #tua ben #tua five #tua diego #tua reginald #tua grace #tua cha cha

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Diego: “Ooh, look at me! I’m Luther Hargreeves and I fold my clothes before putting them away!” I bet you chew your food before you swallow it too.

Luther: well, yeah

Diego: pathetic

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Ben & Klaus PT 46

Klaus: Oh, woe is me, I have hair as Lana del Rey, but a face of a skinwalker.

Ben:

#the umbrella academy incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben&klaus

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someone convince to finish my Uncle Tom's Cabin analysis and my tech debate.

#i only go to school 4 days a week #you would think i would get more done but.... #i woke up at 12 and been watching youtube #but hey! #i finished my revisions for my essay

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It's my birthday (Nov. 9th) in at least an hour EST. tonight I got ketchup on my uniform, sang my neck my back, and got violently vibe checked.

#you bet your ass imnmakinh a post about it #birthday bitches >:)

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Ben and Klaus PT 45 ft. me playing the piano on the lowest volume

Klaus, supposedly SiCk, playing nearly witches on the piano:

Ben, who is actually sick: YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE SICK

#the umbrella academy incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #incorrect umbrella acadamy #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #ben&klaus

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Ben and Klaus PT 44

Ben: Klaus you look like you are about to protest the Vietnam war

Klaus: Maybe I AM about to protest the Vietnam war (but he pronounced it "Viet-naam" instead of "Viet-nahm" like Ben)

#the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy incorrect quotes #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #incorrect umbrella acadamy #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #ben&klaus

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Ben and Klaus PT 43

Klaus, fixing flowers in an abandoned cemetery: respecting spirits time

Ben: Klaus, you're doing amazing sweetie..

#the umbrella academy incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy incorrect quotes #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #ben&klaus #if yall want to know how my halloween went