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thecruelprincexx · 1 year
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Cardan: I'm jealous of your heart. It's pumping inside of you and I'm not.
Jude: I can't take you anywhere, can I?
Jude: ...But also, take me home right now.
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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#love itttt
It's always "I missed you" but never "my sweet nemesis, how glad I am you returned"
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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MY IMMEDIATE REACTION TO THE QUEEN OF NOTHING SYNOPSIS:-
FUCK TARYN
And
FUCK CARDEN (but in a different way)
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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Balekin: Engage your enemy!
Cardan: On it!
Cardan, slips ring in Jude's finger: Will you ma-
Balekin: NOT LIKE THAT
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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Okay but cardan drinking and playing cards
with his kidnappers is honestly mood
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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Locke: [gets down on one knee]
Jude: Oh my God, it's finally happening
Locke: [falls over]
Jude: The poison is kicking in
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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If Cardan Greenbriar spent a week in the Mortal
World he'd come back to Faerie as a Tik-Tok
star with airpods
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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cardan: i banish you, and only *wink* the *wink* crown *wink* can *wink* pardon *wink* you
jude: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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Jude: sorry I'm late, I was doing things
Cardan: *enters the room, noticeable disheveled* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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Jude: I feel like doing something stupid.
Cardan: I'm stupid. Do me.
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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Cardan: W- why do you still have a sword
aimed at me?
Jude: i don't know... maybe some part of
me still wants to stab you
Cardan:
Cardan: i get that
Cardan: It's also KInda hot ngl
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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Jude: so i have some news. Cardan and I are engaged
Madoc: i wish you asked me first, Greenbriar
Cardan:
Cardan: madoc, i'm sorry but you're just not my
type
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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Jude: I hate you
Cardan: Shut up you're making me feel things
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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I like how jude and taryn are twins but
we just collectively agreed that jude is
✨prettier✨
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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Taryn: why are jude and cardan sitting
back to back?
Vivi: they had a fight
Taryn:
Taryn: why are they holding hands?
Vivi: Cardan gets sad when they fight
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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cardan: can you ask jude if she likes me?
vivi: you're married
cardan:.. yeah but can you just a-
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thecruelprincexx · 2 years
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cardan: i have fallen for you
jude:
jude: get up then
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