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[thedemonthathasnoname]

Slashers during COVID-19

Micael Myers

At first he was happy that people were being forced to stay home. That meant more victims! It was fun for a while but then...it just got boring.

Why the fuck is no one at school?! He knows school is in session since its fucking April, but there is no one for him to stalk. What the fuck... it’s been a month since this shit started, surely it’s not bad.

It was bad....people were dying left and right and he wasn’t the cause of it....what the fuck is wrong with these people?! He can barely leave his house because the fucking emergency vehicles won’t leave the street and the police are fucking everywhere! Like seriously don’t they have anything better to do than ruin Michael’s day? And the only person that does pay attention to him is Dr. Loomis! (He’s not worthy!)

He’s getting restless....the Shape is starting to demand more and more victims and Michael can’t kill people fast enough since by the time he finds a victim the stupid person goes off and dies on him! (who does that?!) And by the time he goes to the rest of the family, they also get sick and sent to the hospital. He can’t win!!

Fuck it 

He’s going back to Smith’s Grove Sanitarium. (at least they have worthy victims)

Pennywise

Oh Hell No, Fuck that! (Ain’t no stupid ass disease gonna take me out. That’s a stupid was to go)

(I hibernated for 27 years one more won’t kill me)

Bye

Pennywise Out!

Jason Voorhees

Fucking Peace and quiet finally!

He’s so damn glad no one is there messing up his camp

He likes having time to himself (he loves having full on conversations with his mom without being interrupted)

Freddy Krueger 

Oh no you’re stuck at home? That’s too bad.....Ha! He doesn’t give a shit! As long as you sleep you are his.

Sick, Healthy, He doesn’t care, as long as he gets to kill people before they die he’s fine.

Although he does have to be a bit careful with his victims (who are you kidding Freddy will kill anyone who is in front of him)

However he does have a harder time killing people who are sick, they tend to not be as fun as prey. 

they’re sluggish, tired, and so damn noisy with the coughing and wheezing. He can’t hunt properly!

So to their family he goes!

After a while it isn’t as fun...they’re always at home, no one in public so he can’t humiliate them or really truly scare them. 

(the victims family isn’t responding the way he wants them too either so that fucking sucks)

Maybe it’s time to move on

He hears New Jersey has one hell of Camp ;)

Leatherface

Drayton was getting fed up at the lack of people traveling

He knows there’s a virus going around killing people in a matter of weeks so He knows not to go out that often, but he makes sure Nubbins goes out to get food. (thank god there’s still stupid people)

once he brings them back he has to isolate them for two weeks. He doesn’t want his family dying off from diseased meat

Bubba, however, is glad he doesn’t have to kill teens that often anymore, he can spend quality time making new mask, or playing with the new piglets that were born recently (they’re so cute!) If he’s not doing that he is helping around the house or preparing dinner that Nubbins brings home. (he has to keep them isolated and clean before prepping them) 

Thank God for freezers!

all in all Bubba’s glad for the pandemic, it just means he has more time to himself and not worry about everything else.

Bill and Stu

Ok not gonna lie...these two dorks would get the disease first.

One of their victims would have gotten it from a family member that's just recently traveled and didn’t know they were sick

so when they are coughing up blood they ended up transferring the disease to the boys

needless to say their health would deteriorate fast and both would be in the hospital for some time

once police realized that the killings stopped when they were in the hospital and once resumed after their release, lets just say they didn’t get too far

Chucky

He fucking HATED this disease!!!!

Why the Fuck won’t these parents go away god damn it!!

Just because they can work from home doesn’t mean they should!

fuck, even if he killed them it’s not like he could go anywhere! 

the police are fucking everywhere, they’d notice a fucking doll walking around 

Damn virus pisses him off so much! He doesn’t like playing with kids! 

He just hopes this virus goes away so he can get back to killing again

did I mention how much he hates it??

Brahms Heelshire

Oh..we have to stay in our house and not go out?

Been there, done that. what else is new?

Wait Greta is sick? (probably from one of her shit friends)

Well shit....What the hell is he supposed to do? He’s not a doctor! She definitely needs one

he thinks...

or...you know....just isolate her in the house until she gets better...

He can take care of his Greta! She’s done it for him for a while 

How hard is it to cook? He’s seen her do it all the time! It’s easy!

(no....no it wasn’t...What the Fuck was he thinking? How do people do this?!)

no he did not blow up the kitchen! he just damaged the microwave a bit

well how was he supposed to know you can’t put foil in the microwave!

fuck it she’s getting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

two weeks and 50 pb&j’s later Brahms wakes up with a hacking cough

damn it...

Be safe out there!

#slasher #where my slashers at?! #covıd19 #Slashers #Michael Myers #jason vorhees #freddy krueger #brahms the boy #pennywise #it #scream

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Girls love Slashers of Horror Movies?

I am so surprised that men are still shocked when they hear that a woman loves horror movies. The truth is that as time goes on, there are more and more females who get enamored with the horror genre, especially the sub-genre slasher.

What’s not to love about a horror movie with a psychopath who chases people down and kills them one by one?

Many guys asked me…Why? What’s so hot about a guy who wants to slaughter innocent people? Checkmate! I am gonna give you a secret up, because here is where our subconscious mind comes out to play.

Slashers awake our inner kinks and desires

Don’t believe me? Alright then, listen up! In every slasher movie the antagonist is a tall, bulky male that is the perfect epitome of a ferocious Alpha male and our female monkey brains follow on the instinct of reproduction, breeding etc. I know it sounds crazy, but that is the true. Even in the animal reproduction life the female wants to mate with a powerful male who can give her strong, healthy babies. That’s pretty much how our own brain works, but only we don’t follow straight up our instinct.

Slashers are powerful males and when we see them kill all these other men, some slashers even do it with their own hands our brain monkey screams ‘Yes! Strong male. Powerful. Strong babies.’

Now on the kinks part. We all have our kinks, some more normal some more on the taboo side, but alas we all have our turn on.

You got a fetish for a bald,rich man who is maybe twice your age and can fuck you mid-air? You got Chromeskull.

Are you on the more BDSM side and want a dominant male to thrown you down in submission as his pet? You got the Collector.

Maybe you have a fetish with a gas-mask and a bulky, feral man to give you some relief? Harry Warden is your man.

Got a kink for many knives and a scars all over his body? Freddy Krueger might be just up your league.

Silent masked man who are giants and will manhandle you? Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees might be a good fit.

You got the point? GOOD.

I love the slasher genre and love how the kills get more creative. I guess I am not the only one who loves it when it gets to a classic scene in a slasher movie with the Antagonist ready to kill a naked woman; it’s like the slashers give off the sexual vibes or maybe I am just imagine it.

Yes, they are killers. Yes, they are dangerous, but hey! We can all have our moments of daydreaming.

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Screw him, literally. Not SFW. (M. A. M. Ver.)

Michael likes to have his fingers inside your mouth. At first you'd think he only does it to silence you, forcing long, thick fingers down your gullet so you choke on them. And, while that is true, it's not the only reason. He likes how demeaning it is, how depraved you look drooling on his hand, tears and spit running down your neck while his cock sullies every nook and cranny inside your pussy. If you try to call his name while he's balls-deep inside you, Michael will shove his fingers further down, until he can feel you gagging. But his cock gets harder, and you can finally hear the pants he's been suffocating. You can suck on his digits all you want, nursing on them as if they were his cock, moaning around them needily, just don't bite them. A little tease of teeth nibbling playfully on his fingertips will amuse him, though, but that's as far as you can go.

(This HC in particular is dedicated to my fellow thick girls) That little pouch of chub some women have at the bottom of their tummy? Michael is obsessed with it. He's a large, broad, well-built man, so any softness he can squeeze while gropping your body belongs to him now. Sure, your tits and ass are nice too, but he favours other types of pudginess. Soft stomachs, plush thighs, chubby cheeks... yeah. He likes how pillowy your body feels when he makes you assume the position. He likes to see your round cheeks darken under his stare while you slobber on his cock. Mhm, Michael has a thing for plus-sized women. The way your torso bounces under the brunt of his thrusts? Enthralling. He'll keep your thighs apart, massive hands deterring you from folding them towards your chest to obscure his view.

The first time Michael went down on you, he had you blindfolded. He wasn't ready to show you his face yet, but he wanted to taste you, so that's the solution he came up with. First, you have to understand that he's doing it to satisfy his own curiosity rather than to bring you pleasure, but that doesn't necessarily mean he can't do both. His method is raw, unsophisticated if you will, but quite effective. His fingers reach a depth no one ever had before, much less you, and your inner walls keep on being rubbed and prodded insistently. One, two, three fingers slithering their way into your channel until it feels taut and puffy, “Michael, please, my clit...”. He looks at you, then at the engorged button, pulling its hood back with his thumb to watch it throb before he welcomes it into his mouth. His tongue strokes it in upward motions, lips sealed around it, sucking steadily and... is he humming? Yes, he is. If he enjoys your moans on his cock while you blow him, why wouldn't you? He wants to know what makes you writhe, what makes you delirious, just so he can keep you there, right on the edge of exhilaration until he's ready to have mercy on you. Michael is one sadistic fucker.

Spankings? Sure, he won't use anything but the palm of his hand, though. Furthermore, when this happens it's on his terms. Meaning, your head will be rammed into the bed with your hips raised high in the hair, your hair held in a makeshift ponytail, cunt abused under the onslaught the head of his cock puts your cervix through. His strikes leave welts— angry, crimson marks that sting each time his hips plunge foward. His movements have an added force, flesh hitting flesh in an staccato rhythm, all just to hear the string of girlish 'Ah, ah, ah!' moans. Slapping your tits? Your pussy? You got it. He'll leave your body sore and spent, and you'll get a somewhat cuddly Michael when it's all over, like he's praising you for taking it so well, maybe he'll even relent to a shower together. He won't slap you, maybe he'll give you some light pats on the cheek as if mocking you with a non-verbal 'That's a good girl', or hold your jaw open so he can shove his tongue inside your mouth. But he won't actually hit you.

You won't get away with teasing him. Pretending you tripped to press your chest to his? Bending over to do whatever and making a show of it? Using a low-cut shirt that shows a glimpse of your bra? Michael is not amused, “Come here, Y/N”. If he's around to witness all of those antics of yours it means he's already okay with going maskless around you, so if he's voicing his disapproval? You're in deep shit, watch your step. He can use you like an oversized fleshlight, and he will if you keep acting like a spoiled brat, don't test him. He'll lift you up like a rag doll so your slit hovers on his shaft, cockhead parting the puffy lips before his length pierces your cunny in one swift motion, the crown of it leaving an indent on your belly when he drives foward. You'll have to beg him to stop, crying from overstimulation, because no matter how many times you cum, no matter how much your walls flutter and tremble, trying to milk his cock in vain, Michael won't yield until he's certain you've learnt your lesson.

His cock could be considered a weapon of mass destruction. The biggest out of all the slashers, long and thick, and ridiculously sensitive. A little veiny, but nothing crazy, and while the sheer weight of it should make it hang between his legs even when hard, it always points up like a homing missile, arching towards his bellybutton. Doesn't bother with trimming his pubes because he only grows a handful of short, golden hairs anyway. If you want to blow him, you only need to ask his nicely, he won't resist at all, he'll let you unzip his coveralls and slip your hands inside. He always goes commando. If you do a good job he'll reward you with a neck massage, and if he's sans mask you'll get to witness how his eyes harden with barely contained need. He gives you free reign to explore him throughly as long as you bahave, content with staring at the way your eyes water when you force him deeper down your throat. If you start teasing him, though... God bless your poor soul. Sure, kitten licks and delicate kisses are cute as long as you crank up the dial after a while, but that's about it. If you delay his gratification he'll be forced to take matters into his own hands, yanking your head back by the hair and fucking your face with wild abandon, taking what you denied him, grunting and huffing, pressing your face flat against his pelvis when the pleasure peaks, “Swallow”.

Michael actually likes being ridden, weirdly enough, it's the only time he'll let you do as you please, no ifs or buts. If I had to guess, I'd say it's because he knows you won't control yourself once you get on top of him. Holding your hips? Done. Letting you lean back on his thighs to gain leverage? Of course. Giving you a faint grin while you impale yourself on his dick? You can bet your ass, he's insufferable like that. Be warned, if he's allowing you to fuck him, he trusts you a good deal, so if you dive down to smother him in kisses, he'll return them willingly, eagerly. If you moan, he'll hug you close, thrusting up at you, “Mine... mine”. His words are hoarse due to the lack of use, and yet hearing his voice is enough to send you over the edge, chanting “Yours, Michael, all yours” until his mouth silences you. That's the way you can tell he cares about you. He considers you his, he wants you around, and even if he'd never admit it out loud... he's yours, too.

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Hi sweetheart Id like a matchup pls♡ Im 5"2 with shoulder length brown hair and a skinny figure. I have blue eyes, but one is more greener than the other. Im a cancerian, i love reading, drawing, baking, guns and hot chocolate. I hate bullies. I have a short temper and i am also very sarcastic. Thx in advance sweety♡

yess!

when you first met Carrie, you were just about to leave the locker room when you heard her crying and screaming. Rushing to the scene you were overfilled with rage as Christine Hargensen was recording and ridiculing the poor girl who, by the looks of it, just got her period. You’ve seen Carrie around school and even had a class or two with her, she was a sweet girl and incredibly bright as well. (it doesn’t help that she's super cute too!) You kinda made it your mission to try to secretly protect Carrie, any time Chris and her group try to bully her there was always a teacher suspiciously near by making it difficult for Chris to say or do anything. So when she was able to somehow corner Carrie in the shower, you immediately reacted, by sending Chris flying and confiscating her phone in your pocket. When Ms. Desjardin came running in you were already helping the poor girl up, covering her with your jacket.

During the meeting with the principle you were able to show proof of Chris’s torment to Carrie (her phone) , which resulted in her getting suspended for a month and banned from prom. After that it wasn’t uncommon for people to see you with Carrie, she was honestly the happiest she ever was. She finally found a friend and to her you were her knight in shining honor. The more you spent time with Carrie, the more you started to have feelings for her. I mean what’s not to like? She was kind, loyal, and very generous. Carrie would sometimes bring you homemade hot chocolate once she found out you loved it; she even would check out books that she thought you would like! And you in return would gift her of drawings, some of her, some of her mother (who you’ve met only once but would really not want to meet again unless you had to) and everyone who saw you two also smiled to themselves. and anyone who even tried to mess with her, they would get a threat or a full on lecture from you. 

As the month went by you felt more connected with Carrie, a lot of the times she would end up staying at your house whenever her mother went on a rampage (which was almost the whole damned month) but your family absolutely loved Carrie and welcomed her into their home. (she totally cried giving you a panic attack thinking something was wrong. there wasn’t she was just so damn happy) It wasn’t until it was a week from prom when you conveyed your feelings to her. You were helping her gain confidence in herself and realize that her mother’s teachings were not ok and abusive, so when you did tell her she was more open then when you first met her. At first she was a bit scared, since no one has ever told her they liked her, but when she boldly kissed you, all her fears disappeared and she melted in your embrace. That was when you both started going out, and when you asked her to prom she was over the moon! 

the night of prom, you were going up the stairs when you heard screaming from Carrie’s house. (she wanted to surprise you with her dress so she got ready at her house) Rushing in, you were met with Carrie’s mother attempting to hit her own daughter! But before you could intervene, Carrie silently shoved her mother in the prayer closet using her telekinesis. When you both first discovered her powers, you were both afraid at first, but were used to it by then. She never told you she was able to read minds, however whenever she read yours all she could hear was love and admiration. She knew that you truly loved her and that it wasn’t some prank. When they announced at the prom that Carrie was prom queen you both were ecstatic, but what you didn’t expect was the bucket of blood to come down on your girlfriend’s head. Her beautiful dress was soaked and all she could hear was laughter. When she looked at you and read your mind, you were in a state of panic. She found comfort in the fact that you were only thinking of her and how to protect her. You were shoving people aside and snapping at them to fucking move out of your way to get to you girlfriend. As you both left she looked back with a smile before walking home with you, the school exploding behind you both. As you went back to her house to get the rest of her things Carrie’s mother was going on a rage chasing you both around the house with a knife. She somehow managed to stab you before Carrie swiftly killed her own mother with a heart attack. Grabbing the rest of her things you both rushed back to your house who welcomed you both. Your family was able to clear everything with the police, and it ended with you and Carrie being survivors of a horrible unfortunate event. When the police found out about Carrie’s mother and all that she had done, they allowed your family to bring her into your home and live with you. (you were both overjoyed!) 

You and Carrie were able to finish school online and attend college, moving in together in a cute little apartment. As you two got older, she became a child psychiatrist to help children in abusive households, while using her telekinesis and mind reading to fully understand the children and get them the correct help. (you were so proud of her!) Carrie was finally free and was with the woman she loved.

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Can you maybe write a Michael Myers x Child!Reader? Maybe like when he's stalking people he sees little 7 year old Y/N getting bullied, reminding him slightly of his young self and Y/N being so innocent and naive as fuck doesn't realize that Michael is bad and he kind of warms up to her and gets protective of the innocent little girl. And maybe she's seen the bad he could do but still loves him because he's misunderstood and she sees something different than others.

Yaaaaasss

He first saw her at the playground being pushed around and teased by the other kids

She was an small thing with innocent eyes and frizzy hair.

He saw himself on the ground as his own bully standing over him

She had held back her tears as they kicked her, taunting her

Interesting

He followed her home, his killing need kicking in

He wasnt expecting screaming that immediately followed when she went inside. A man was yelling and things could be heard shattering

The voice of his mother’s boyfriend replaced the man’s voice as he yelled at young Michael

The Shape took over

He took his time with the man, slowly letting the blood drain from his body before just stabbing him. The Shape turned to the child

She was passed out from exhaustion, not a drop of blood tainted her. His brain calculated every senario before picking the one liked the most.

She finds herself in a makeshift bed with her tattered bunny and some of her clothes next to her. She doesn’t know where she is but she feels safe

She finds him sitting, extremely silent, but she wants to thank him for saving her so she gives him her bunny. (It’s unbearably tiny in his hands. He doesn’t want to break it)

Reaching for his face she was able to pet his mask (he has no idea why so he took it off slowly before giving it to her)

Giggling she puts it on, the mask swallowing her head and shoulders. (He actually smirks at this) she tries to walk around but ends up just running into him over and over again. How? She has no idea. She refuses to believe she couldn’t see (she couldn’t) and that she knew where she was going. (She didn’t)

She didn’t know how dangerous he was, she only saw him as her protector. Sometimes he comes back with red paint all over him, and she tries to ask if she can paint too but he just pats her head and walks to his room.

She doesn’t talk much (even when playing) but when she does it echoes throughout the house. (It tends to scare her a bit)

He brings her gifts and toys (from his victims but she doesn’t need to know that) as well as beautiful dresses that complete her innocent look.

She often has nightmares of that man hurting her, so when she wakes up in a panic she immediately tries to find Michael. When he is there she somehow breakers into his room (he knows it’s her from the little taps of her feet) but what he doesn’t expect is the sound of her voice.

“I had a bad dream....can I sleep with you?”

His Face went slack (did he ever do this as a kid? He didn’t think so) but he silently nodded his head. He had to help her up and she quickly slithered to his side attaching herself to his arm. He tried to push her to the other side of the bed, but she starts to whimper and her bottom lip turns out... and now he’s done for. Sighing he laid back down allowing her to get right back where she started. As she drifts off into sleep he faintly hears “I love you daddy” before smiling and snuggling in.

What the fuck. Dad?! Oh no... oh shit! He’s totally fucked. She has him wrapped around her finger that sneaky little child.

(He totally loves it and is super proud to be called her father)

When he isn’t out he’s spending time with her. Playing games (ok he sits there holding a doll while she does all the work) and even teaching her how to hold a knife properly. When he does go out he always brings back food for them to eat since he can’t cook worth a shit while she has a new picture of her and her daddy for him.

He puts them in his pocket so he can look at them while out.

Michael never brings his prey back to the house. He wants her to stay innocent forever, he wants her to be what he wished he could have been.

Unfortunately would it never stay that way.

She was taken by some people who were messing around in his home when he wasn’t there. She freaked out when they took her to the station, crying and screaming out for her masked father.

When he comes home to her missing he blacks out. The only thing he remembers is finding her bunny next to a police badge.

She didn’t like this Dr. he told her her daddy was an evil man who hurt people. But he never hurt her so he can’t be all bad. She knew he was going to hurt her daddy and she didn’t like that at all. She wanted to go home.

The mean Dr. took her outside to wait, but when she saw her daddy she just started to cry.

His daughter’s crying went straight through to him and he found himself standing in front of the station. Dr. Loomis was waiting for him with a gun. Loomis held onto her tight, demanding he put the knife down so she wouldn’t be harmed. Loomis knew his weakness...he had to be killed.

A click of a gun froze him in his tracks.

He surrendered

As Dr. Loomis was putting her father in cuffs something in her broke. Her daddy was going to be taken from her.

She couldn’t have that.

Her screeches rang through the night, drowning Loomis’s one cries as the knife she was holding came down on him over and over again.

No one takes her daddy away from her

No one

Breaking free from the cuffs, he was able to take the knife away from her; softly calling out her name

When she realized what she had done she cried. Not from remorse of the man, but for happiness.

She had her daddy back and that was all she wanted

He took up in his arms, no one daring to oppose the Shape and his daughter for fear of their wrath

He glanced down to his innocent daughter snuggled in his arms.

Smiling to himself he vowed to never let her go, even if he had to kill everyone in this town

Now there’s an idea

#art by chitara #slashers #michael myers x reader #michael myers #where my slashers at?!

[thedemonthathasnoname]

If you're still doing match ups, may I get one? I'm a bi female. I'm 5'8" with dark curly hair and blue eyes. I have a purple underlight and glasses. I'm a kinky mf-er who's a switch. I want to be some sort of doctor, most likely forensic pathologist. I'm super southern. Family is super important to me. I'm ambitious and determined as all hell. I'm an ENTJ, so emotions can be really hard for me to express sometimes

aHello sexy!

Congratulations! You have unleashed a sexy horny ass demon what are you going to do next? Invite him into your bed of course! 

When it comes to Freddy his kinks run wild! bondage, knife play, role-play, you name it, he’s down for it. He will tie you up and edge you until you pass out from not being able to cum. He loves it when you dress up in a sexy black dress with those glasses of yours fogging up from your breath as you pant in pleasure. Freddy isn’t a cuddly type of guy, he’s a lets fuck type lol. When you allow him to take a knife to your skin it’s a sign that you trust him to not kill you. (which is a plus) He’ll trail the cold knife down along your body, and around your breasts. Then slowly dragging the tip down your stomach leaving a thin trail of blood to just below your belly button. Freddy loves to lick the blood off of your skin and savor it in his mouth. He’ll tease you, oh he’ll tease you until you’re begging for him to put it in. He’ll carefully use the handle to fuck you senseless before putting his own dick in you to top it all off.

Now something a lot of people don’t know is that Freddy Kruger likes to be dominated, so when he found out you were a switch he was all for it!! his own little dominatrix all to himself. Your almost topless shirt was complete with your black pants and thin heeled boots. The whip in your hand allows you to control how long, hard, and fast it goes against his skin. He likes it when you make him bleed letting the blood drip to the sheets mixed with fluid and semen. 

When you’re not having sex he likes to talk to you about what you want your job to be. He finds it interesting when you talk about a forensic pathologist, he likes to know how they are able to find the cause of death and such. He’ll even make up scenarios of deaths to see if you can figure out how they died and was procedures you go through to get that answer. He knows how much you love your family so thankfully he likes you enough to not do anything to them. You’re interesting and he love that you two have the most craziest talks together and even crazier sex! When it comes to you dominating him Freddy knows you can express some of your emotions. Lord only knows how hard it is for him to say his real emotions, so after all your kinky shit he always makes sure you’re not actually harmed, and that any wounds you have are cleaned and taken care of. it lets you know that he actually does care. Even if you both end it, he’ll always have a soft spot for you. But since he likes you so much you’re gonna have a hard time getting rid of him! (not like you want to)

#slasher x reader #slasher pairing #freddy krueger #unknown artist #mature

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Hi, can I request an avengers mashup I'm a short brunette with not much going on up top but b!ch I have legs~. I'm a southern bell who doesn't curse (if I do I keep it low key) sometimes I get a little anxious about my accent. I wear glasses. Thank you 💖💖

of course! hope you like it!

When you first meet the avengers you were working for Pepper Potts to basically babysit Tony while she was away. you somehow “tricked” (Tony’s words) him into being a healthy human. You somehow were able to convince Tony to eat, sleep, and drink a bit less (ok the last time he refused you got mad and put sleeping pills in his drink and dragged him to bed, then proceeded to full on lecture, threaten, and cuss at him for being a brilliant but stupid man! (he obviously listened to you after that)) 

Tony trusted you enough to come with him after Germany and (See he cares!) after meeting the other Avengers (and making Tony eat his blueberries) you finally met Bruce. Bruce was wary when he was around you at first, but as he got to know you he slowly felt himself relax every time you entered the room, Especially with your accent. He finds it soothing to listen to you and would have pleasant conversations with each other and would explain what they were doing. Something that Fury noticed immediately and decided to keep you around him at all times with Tony. 

After Barton exploded the hanger was the first time you met the Hulk. Bruce told you to run, but of course you were worried about the gentle man. However when he transformed into the Hulk you were terrified, you had to remind yourself that the Hulk was also Bruce so you tried go to him. but was he was already gone, the Hulk was about to hit you when you whimpered out his name. He then carefully picked you up (thankfully you didn’t flinch), put you aside gently, and then ran off screaming one more. Natasha had to stop you from running after him and actually getting hurt. Tony decided to leave you at his tower thinking you were safe, until…that is..Loki came. 

Loki was interested in you the moment he looked at you. The thought of his mother popped in his head and he decided to have you then and there, but as he was about to use the scepter Tony interrupted; successfully taking you out of the fire.  Loki trying to take over the tower was probably one of the stupidest mistakes he could have made. Loki threatening to take you was the stupidest mistake he could have ever made, especially in front of the Hulk and Tony no less. Let’s just say that Loki has never regretted something more.

Sitting in-between Tony and Bruce was the first time you realized you had feelings for Bruce (and him as well). You had told Bruce what the Hulk had done and let him know you were not afraid of either of them. Although you had to keep reminding Bruce that the Hulk wouldn’t hurt you (he never will, he likes you too much) and he finally asked you out on a date.

While you were dating Bruce was a complete romantic. Taking you out on picnics and hole in the wall restaurants. Bruce doesn’t know it but the Hulk has a nickname for you “daisy”. He came up with it during the events of Ultron when you were wearing a cute yellow top with a white shawl and dark jeans. He thought you looked like a daisy so he ended up just calling you that when he transformed.

Even though you both were “on an off” (by force (ragnorok)) you two ended up staying strong together. After Thanos you were happily (and finally) together at last. It took some time to getting used to especially after Tony’s death, Tony had asked you to be Morgan’s godmother during his funeral hologram speech, which you readily accepted. It was a year or so later when Bruce finally asked you to marry him. The wedding was beautiful and Peter and Steve both walked you down the aisle with Morgan as the flower girl. Your ring was custom made by Tony as part of your wedding gift. He had made it in the ship with the remains of his suit, it was a simple gold ring that had a square cut emerald with ruby’s surrounding the emerald. It was something for you to remember him by, to him you were his little cute but sassy sister who finally married his best friend. 

You and Bruce lived in the house Tony gifted and were able to raise a family with all your super aunts and uncles.

(lord knows your kids will be well protected, and lord help the poor soul who tried)

#avengers x reader #bruce banner #bruce x reader #avengers

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Hey! May I get specifically a Phantom of The Opera matchup (if that’s okay - if not any character will do). I’m a 5’1, almost sixteen year old girl. I have naturally blonde hair and I am a singer and dancer. I’m an alto, but if I need to, I can be a soprano 2. I’m not skinny, but I’m not exactly chubby either.

yup! When you first came to the opera house wit the other singers Erik didn’t really pay attention. He was more focused on Christine and ruining Carlotta, not that anyone would have minded her gone, but when he first heard you sing he was intrigued. He would sometimes follow you when you were out doing errands for Madame Giry or helping Carlotta with some of the most ridiculous requests, but you never minded and would always hum or sing to yourself. He knew you were trying to get on Carlotta’s and Madame Giry’s good side since Carlotta was to take one of the new recruits under her wing, but everyone knew that person would be an errand girl. and Madame Giry was to take on some new ballerinas. What intrigued him the most, however, was how sassy and sarcastic you were to some of the other girls. He at first thought it was wrong for someone to act like that, but he quite liked your comments and quick-witted comebacks. Erik also was glad that you weren’t too afraid of him. But he wanted to test you first.

When he first made an appearance to you it was in the middle of the night when you were on your way to bed after the last errand for Carlotta. What he wasn’t expecting was for you to go off on him! You screamed, yes, but who wouldn’t scream when someone just comes out of nowhere! But then you just laid it on him. Telling him how stupid he was being all silent and mysterious. It was tan opera house not a damn morgue! Still, when you huffed and asked him if he needed help or anything he was taken aback. No other human being had that reaction to him, and he felt more drawn towards you. 

It took a while for him to actually talk to you, but you had nightly meetings with roses he would give you, and a song you would give in return, although most of the time you both bantered and had little sarcastic spats. (which were never offensive of course, he liked you too much) But when his voice suddenly joined together with yours it felt like your heart and soul were flying. His baritone voice was strong and alluring while your alto/mezzo-soprano was soothing and charming. when your voices combined it was like magic itself. As you got to know him you decided to take your relationship a bit further with him, but unlike Christine, you decided to show your affection with a simple kiss on his masked cheek. To say he was shocked is an understatement, after you kissed his mask he took your face gently in his hands and kissed you softly. But nothing else happened after that. He had told you he wanted to wait until you were older since you were almost sixteen. (even he has standards)

As the years went by Carlotta was finally taken out of the opera house and Christine Dae took the lead and you her understudy (you got a lot of the big roles too) The Phantom’s tantrums (yes they were totally tantrums) had lessen dramatically and the opera house flourished. Although he stayed in the shadows everyone knew about him and how you were able to “tame” him per say. It wasn’t until you turned 20 when he asked you to marry him, by then your relationship turned into being romantically involved with each other. Madame Giry wasn’t pleased but she soon came round when she saw the effect you had on him. He had taken his mask off during one of his tantrums expecting you to scream and run, but instead you quickly got a cloth and cold water to clean some of the wounds that were undone. He cried hard that night as you cradled him in your arms cleaning his wounds. He knew right then and there that you were the one for him.

After your marriage you quite literally pounced on him and had your way with him. You had waited patiently all this time and you’ll be damned if you didn’t get some. He obviously didn’t mind not being in control, in fact he quite enjoyed it. He loves that you can be so demanding. The sex was passionate and hot, he knew every inch of your body, what made you tick, what made you go crazy. And you loved it! You also knew every trick to get what you want from him, as well as the spots that render him completely useless against your touch. Your favorite thing was singing together, especially to your child, who totally had Erik wrapped around their finger. Trust me it wasn’t hard. He was so scared that his child would be deformed (although he learned to love it like you did), but you told him regardless of how they look, you would still love them no matter what. (and that right there made him fall in love with you all over again)

#phantom of the opera #phantom of the opera x reader #erik x reader

[thedemonthathasnoname]

may I have a matchup?? im non-binary and petite, standing 5'2. i have silver hair, cut short with an undercut. im an infj and honestly super awkward. i cant even flirt. i love sweets and food in general, i have a big appetite for my size. i am also a theatre actor. super touch starved and i love cuddling and hand holding. i tend to twist and yank on my fingers if im having an anxiety attack. im a bit of a crybaby at times bc i can be just super emotional in general. I LOVE CATS

You’re after bubba’s own heart aren’t you?!

(artwork belongs to kAt Philbin)

Well aren’t you just the sweetest think bubba’s ever seen?! When he first saw you moving in next door something went wrong with his stomach. It felt weird but good. It made him want to see you again. He even disobeyed Ma to see you! And he never does that! When she found out what he was doing she watched you interact with him for a while. Soon she realized that you really did care and loved him and she was over the moon. She thought it was cute how you guys tried to flirt, but somehow it made him fall more in love with you. one of his favorite things to do is to cook meals for you, it’s his favorite pastime! He loves the joy on your face when you eat his food. It makes him feel validated. And you just caught yourself a damn good cook too!

Touch starved? Him too. Expect cuddling 100%. When he gets off of work, in the morning, at night, afternoon, whenever and wherever he will always cuddle you or hug and kiss you. He loves playing with your hair, it calms him down after. He tends to notice the little things, since he himself is an anxious person he tends to treat his family better than he treats him. He know what it feels like  and doesn’t want to put that on anyone else, so when he notices you having anxiety attacks all he does is he just holds your hand to ground you. He knows that you’ll make it through the attack and the pressure of his hand lets you know that he is there for you. 

When it comes down to sex there is rarely roughhousing or rough sex. It’s pure love and attention. He is a very soft lover and will do whatever he can to please you. He doesn’t want to see you be harmed in anyway, until you tell him it's ok. you’ll have to work very hard to convince him to go rough, but damn is it worth it! I mean have you seen those big hands?! He loves it when he’s on top and can hold your hands above you and to watch your facial expressions like a hawk. Like I said, very attentive. All in all he is a very affectionate and passionate lover. You are in very good hands. ;)

#slasher x reader #Slashers #slasher pairing

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Matchup request please

Of course!!! Sorry it took so long!

You and Erik would be a very talented couple!!

With your love of art and theater you two would make beautiful music and plays. He’s extremely protective of you but you’ve managed to calm his over protective tendencies with your love for him. Though he’s a musical genius he always asks for your help with ideas about characters and costumes and anything he can think of. He loves the fact that you want to help him. He’s been hurt a lot in his life but he knows you’re there for him always. At first he never let you even touch his mask, but as he got to know you better and loved you, his first act of love to you was allowing you to take off his mask.

He loves taking you on his gondola while singing to you sweetly. Watch out though, cause that man will pounce on you when you reach land! He loves watching you when you read. You always are so captivated by the book while your face shows ranges of emotions. He adores it when you catch him staring and you get all flustered hiding behind your book. His favorite thing about you is that you never judge him. You love him for all his faults and always support him with his ideas. You take care of him when he doesn’t eat for days at a time when working on an opera.

Just know that when he finished you both will be lazing around in bed the next couple of days, just worshiping your body. Get ready for passionate sex though! He loves hearing his name on your lips when you’re riding him or during oral. It took a while for him to be comfortable without his mask but when you’re both in bed and the curtain is closed he lets you take it off of him like always. You will receive lots of roses or any other gifts and trinkets he can find that reminds him of you.

Be prepared for years and years of a doting handsome man.

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Happy thanksgiving!!!

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Hi, i would love to ask you for a matchup, if that's alright. I'm 5"7, am thin and have light brown skin. I'm German (half latina) and have a slight British accent. I love music, esp. Blues, swing and jazz, play recorder, love to sing and love to write and read. I'm shy with strangers. I only get crazy with very good friends. I am also overly polite 😌 Thank you. Yours truly, El ❤

Thank you for your patience my dear!

You and Carrie would be so freaking cute together!!!!

As a child she was neglected and abused by her mother so when someone as sweet as you can into her life, it was like a godsend. You were her angel and savior in her darkest moment. So don’t be surprised is she worships the ground you walk on! The other girls at her school couldn’t fathom why someone like you was with her, they even tried to sabotage your relationship! But when they saw how happy you made her despite their meddling, they finally stop. Carrie’s teachers noticed a difference as well, she was happier and was doing well. They encouraged you and her all the way!!

When you both spend time together she loves to listen to you sing and hear you read your writings to her. When you take her out on dates you’ll go to jazz festivals and concerts. You and Carrie snuggle up together jamming out or dancing silly with each other. Her favorite thing about you is you’re caring personality. She can be herself around you and not worry about being judged! She is eager to learn new things about you and things you love, even finding new hobbies that she enjoys now!!

You two don’t go all the way yet, she’s really shy and doesn’t understand how loving a touch can be so you normally have to take the reins and lead her through it. But once she gets the hang of it she’ll start to take control. Even using her powers to pin you down on days she’s really horny. 😉 but she loves giving you quick pecks on you lips or cheek at school or out on the town. She absolutely loves the long lazy kisses when you both just hold each other and just kiss. No rushing to undress. Maybe not even in the mood for sex, just loving each other and kissing.

[thedemonthathasnoname]

I’m back! Hahahahahaha！

#hiatus #motivation is back #i was tired #horror babies #where my slashers at?!

[thedemonthathasnoname]

I love it! Hahaha

A dumb idea I had while driving to work yesterday because the fact that Michael can even drive a car is funneeeee

Michael Myers | Driving Headcanons

● It’s no miracle that Michael was able to drive a car in the first place; Loomis wasn’t very far off from the truth when he declared that “someone around here gave him lessons.”

● One of Michael’s nurses (who had grown a bit too fond of him) was eager to teach him about the parts of a car, drawing diagrams for him on her clipboard and miming the motions of the gear-shift. The young woman was incredibly easy for Michael to persuade; all he had to do was open his mouth and ask.

● Don’t let Michael’s initial escape scene fool you—boy nearly crashed into the side of the sanitarium after speeding away from Loomis and Nurse Marion. He put the pedal to the metal, took a sharp corner going 80 mph and spun right the fuck out. Halloween: The Night He Almost Came Home, if only he hadn’t been driving like a total jackass.

● Shifting gears? Who she? Don’t know her. Michael is understandably really bad at shifting gears. He forgot about it completely for the first twenty miles of his trip and only when his car started making not-so-nice noises did he actually remember that little joystick isn’t just for show.

● Begrudgingly respects stop signs and cross walks when on a crowded street, but god help the poor bastard who tries to cross in front of Michael’s car when there are no witnesses around. Mikey can and will hit them even if he’s not in murder-mode. No, he doesn’t doesn’t need a reason; he just felt like it.

● Refuses to slow down to let people merge into his lane. Has a “go around me or die” philosophy. Actually ran someone off the road this way.

● Not susceptible to road rage. Thanks to his stunted emotional range, the most Michael ever experiences is mild road-frustration. Other people do not influence his driving habits.

● Doesn’t use his turn signal.

● Never uses his horn.

● No music shall be played in Michael’s car. Give him silence or get the fuck out.

[thedemonthathasnoname]

Hi, I was wondering if I could get a match up if that's ok? I'm a 5'5 pansexual girl with curly dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, I wear glasses and braces, and i'm on the chubbier side. I'm an INFP and an Aquarius. I suffer from depression and anxiety, I have to take medication for it. I like drawing and music, I'll listen to any genre. Obviously, I like horror movies, but my favorite part about them is the make up and special affects. I hope this is enough information or not to much.

of course! As a man who has anxiety himself Thomas feels connected to you! 

He isn’t much of a talker, which is totally ok since he loves to hear you gush about the music and how people do special effects. He’s even let you try it on him! It becomes a nice bonding moment for you two. (You both get a nice laugh out of it.) Whenever you get an anxiety attack he’s right there beside you, helping you out. He’ll be frantic of course but he will do everything he can to help you out. you need water? got it. need a hug? you had to ask? you need some space? you can find him in his workshop waiting for you. He is definitely a provider. 

The first time you go down to his shop you’re shocked. not from all the blood, you’re used to that, but the fact that he has a lot of your drawings hanging up with pride. you can tell he takes very good care of them, always making sure there is not a speck of blood on them. he even has a little plastic shield to keep the blood off of it! You realize how much he actually loves and cares about you!

He doesn’t care that you’re on the chubbier side, I mean...he is too. why worry about it? He loves you for who you are and not how you look, but he does think you look downright sexy! he loves to play with your curls, he bounces them and straightens them out to see them curl right back up. it honestly cheers him up! He’s very gentle with you when it comes to being intimate with each other. he always makes sure that he doesn’t hurt you, if you like it rougher it does take some persuading on your part to get him to go harder. but when he does.....like holy shit that man can lift you up in his arms and go to town on you! lol, he likes being on top, but when you take control, it drives him wild! he loves the fact that with only one touch you can hold him in place!

During aftercare, he loves to bathe you and take care of you in any way possible. he will definitely get in all the right area but not in a sexual way, unless of course, you both start it. ;) 

[thedemonthathasnoname]

hi guys! sorry, it’s been so long! I’ve been working both my jobs and I haven’t had time to write until now. thank you for being patient with me! Love you all!