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thedragonbug · 1 year
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What do you think happens after death?
i feel like i'd finally get to eat pussy seeing im a fucking loser so. what i dont get in life i'll get in death
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thedragonbug · 1 year
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it’s seven am which means that i’ve officially pulled an all-nighter and i feel inclined to let you all know that on my spanish exam we had to write a few paragraphs about the physical appearance and personality of our professor
i couldn’t remember what color her eyes were and i didn’t want to risk getting it wrong so i ended up just saying that she had two eyes asdk,gja
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thedragonbug · 1 year
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Rayla’s new design is beautiful 🥹
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thedragonbug · 1 year
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AO3: Sundays Are for Marinette
WC: 1278
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Chat Noir loves Sundays because Sundays are Marinette days. So are Fridays and Tuesdays and Wednesdays (and every other Thursday) but Sundays are special. By Sunday, Marinette has finished most of her homework and they can just sit back and bask in each other's presence. It's nice. Adrien so rarely just gets to exist anymore.
Sometimes they play video games together (Mario Kart being a favorite, even though Marinette almost always wins) or Chat will just sit in silence and watch Marinette sew, entranced by the elegant motions of her fingers. Every movement she makes holds power and flows into one another and if he didn't know better, he would say she was a princess right out of a Disney movie. If she began to sing and birds and mice joined in, he wouldn't be surprised -- Marinette just had that air about her. Like there was something indescribably powerful and benevolent lying just beneath the surface of her skin that he wasn't quite privy to. Or perhaps his affection for her just blinds him to reality.
One of the first things Adrien noticed when he began visiting Marinette's patio, was that no one else treats him as well as she does. She gives him snacks and lets him into her home and never oversteps his boundaries, something that no one else will do for him. Not even his father. Especially not his father. Marinette actually pays attention to him and cares about what he thinks and when he's around her his heart feels a little lighter -- like it could grow magnificent wings and fly far, far away from his asshole of a dad and shitty home life. But she doesn't need to know that.
On the days like today, the days that Adrien can't help but wear his anguish and grief on his sleeve, on the days where the unpredictability of his life strikes an unspeakable fear in his heart, Marinette is consistently there. She doesn't mention the far away look in his eyes or the way his hands tremble despite the warmth of her room, she just places his head on her lap, slowly running her fingers through his hair while she litters his head with small braids. He finds the repetitive motion calming and can't help but relax in her presence, her gentle humming slowly washing over him, coving him in a blanket of warmth and pure Marinette.
They lay on Marinette's bed together, getting high off of each other's presence as the hours pass by, neither speaking a word to each other. Marinette continues to play with Chat's hair and Adrien continues to worship the ground she walks on, his eyes wandering and his mind drifting. Her room is littered with knick-knacks and important momentos and Adrien is reminded of her unshakable faith in her friends and family. Their pictures line her walls and cover her shelves and a few polaroids and picture booth printouts are shoved carefully between the glass and frame of her floor-length mirror.
Chat shifts when he spots an older photo of Marinette with her parents and leans his head back to look at her, "You know, I just realized something. And I'm almost a little offended."
Marinette pauses her braiding, "What?"
Once the braid is tied into place, Chat sits up and turns towards her, "Your parents know that I'm here, right?"
She snorts, "Yeah, Chat, they do. You're not exactly quiet, you know. You practically trip on your way in every time."
He pauses and his eyebrows furrow behind his mask, "Your parents know that you, their teenage daughter, are spending time, alone, with a mysterious boy her age who wears a black catsuit and won't tell anyone his real, government-approved name."
She grins, "Sounds right so far."
"And they trust me enough, to let that happen? And continue to let happen?"
Marinette giggles and Chat's heart does a weird swooping thing that he really hopes that Plagg can't feel through their connection, "Why wouldn't they?"
He shrugs, "I mean, I'm a teenage boy, right? With hormones and cooties and everything."
She scoffs, "As if you would ever put the moves on me. Honestly, I'm almost a little offended that you've never tried!" She shoves his shoulder good-naturedly, but Chat's a million miles away. Is this ... flirting??? Is Marinette hitting on him right now? Or is this just a joke between friends? Honestly, teenage girls can be so confusing sometimes, and Adrien isn't always the best at reading others' body language.
"Do you want me to?"
Marinette pauses, "What?"
"Do you want me to make a move on you?" he smirks with an easy confidence that he certainly wouldn't have if he wasn't currently moonlighting as Chat Noir right now.
The tips of her ears turn an impressive shade of pink and she begins to stutter (something she hasn't done in front of Chat in a long, long time), "Well, I- I didn't say that. I mean- Ughh. You're so-! You're mocking me aren't you?" she pokes his chest.
His grin falters, "What? No, I'd never mock you."
She lets out a small huff of air before looking away and Chat can't help but feel like he's missing something important, "Yeah, yeah, I know."
He sits up straighter and grabs the bottom of her chin before gently turning her face towards his, "I'm serious, Marinette. I'd never purposely do anything to hurt you."
Marinette smiles softly and places a placating hand on his upper arm, "I know, Chat. It's just-" she cuts herself off, shaking her head.
"It's just what?" his brow furrows.
"It's nothing."
"Marinette."
The silence between them is stifling, and Adrien is beginning to think that Marinette isn't going to respond at all before her voice cuts through the air as gentle as ever, "Everyone knows you love Ladybug, Chat. That's why my parents don't mind you being up here," she pauses, and her voice drops to a quiet whisper, "Everyone knows you could never love me. I'm just... Marinette."
Chat Noir freezes. She didn't really believe that, did she?
He tucks a stray piece of hair behind her ear, "And what's wrong with being Marinette?"
She scoffs, "I'm... plain. I'm nothing like Ladybug."
"What are you talking about? You and Ladybug have a ton in common!"
"Oh really? Like what?"
He grins, "Well, you're both kind and compassionate... smart... " he boops her nose, "brave."
She swats his arm and grumbles something under her breath that is too quiet for him to hear but he's sure it's self-deprecating. He watches her and he knows that he must look especially pathetic with the way he follows her every movement and examines every detail of her face.
He grabs her hand, "And you're far from plain, Marinette," his eyes soften, "You're the most beautiful girl I know."
Marinette turns red and hides her face in her hands, "Chat! You can't just say something like that!" she splutters.
He grins, but before he has the chance to reply an alarm goes off, "Oh. I guess it's time for me to go."
Marinette somehow manages to compose herself for long enough to see him to the patio, "You know," she mumbles, "You're not so bad looking yourself."
He smiles and kisses the back of her hand, "I'll see you on Tuesday... Marinette," he savors the word.
"Yeah, see you on Tuesday," Marinette manages to choke out.
He spares her a lingering glance before leaping onto a nearby roof. Tuesday will certainly be interesting, that's for sure. Hmm, maybe he should bring some flowers. Something pink.
His heart hasn't felt this light in a long time.
Fanfiction Prompt
A quiet evening on a familiar balcony, with two figures on adjacent loungers, staring up at the stars. Chat Noir: You know… I just realized something, and I’m almost a little offended. Marinette: What? Chat Noir: Your parents know I’m here, right? Marinette: Yeah, they do. Your big *TH-BMMP!* landings kind of give that away. Chat Noir: Your parents know that you, their teenage daughter… is spending time alone with a mysterious boy her age, in black leather and a mask. Marinette: Sounds right so far. Chat Noir: And they trust me enough, without even knowing me, to let that happen all these nights. Marinette: (giggles a bit) Why shouldn’t they? Chat Noir: I’m a teenage boy, right? With hormones and cravings and everything. Marinette: As if you would ever put the moves on me. I’m almost a little offended that you’ve never tried! Chat Noir: Wait, you want me to? Marinette: I… didn’t say that! But here I am, a cute teenage girl… Chat Noir: An adorable teenage girl. Beautiful and charming and sweet. Marinette: … Chat Noir: You were saying? Marinette: Who even threw herself at you once, though that was a crazy night… Chat Noir: … Marinette: I know, I know, you love Ladybug. But you just don’t see me that way. Chat Noir: … Marinette: … Chat Noir: What if that wasn’t true?
via @dfcfanfics
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thedragonbug · 1 year
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itto as random discord messages that me and my friends have sent:
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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blackout days
i haven’t posted anything on tumblr in forever but here’s an old fic that i never shared on here:
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34358581 
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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Alphabet Autofill Prompts
A - at
B - be 
C - can 
D - don’t 
E - even 
F - for 
G - good 
H - have 
I - I 
J - just 
K -klutz 
L - let 
M - me 
N - not 
O - one 
P - probably 
Q - quick 
R - really 
S - still 
T - the 
U - up 
V - very 
W - we 
X - xmas
Y - your 
Z - zero 
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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*Damian's phone rings*
Marinette: is- is Jason's ringtone 'Jason Derulo'????
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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Marinette: swagtastic!
Damian: this is Dick's fault isn't it
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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I posted 243 times in 2021
91 posts created (37%)
152 posts reblogged (63%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 1.7 posts.
I added 263 tags in 2021
#maribat - 58 posts
#maribat fandom - 39 posts
#mlb x dc - 25 posts
#miraculous ladybug - 24 posts
#mlb - 23 posts
#fanart - 23 posts
#fanfic - 19 posts
#marinette - 19 posts
#miraculous - 17 posts
#marinette dupain cheng - 16 posts
Longest Tag: 108 characters
#the whole idea that paris views chat noir as a sidekick instead of ladybug just doesn’t feel realistic to me
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
daminette soulmate au where your soulmate randomly appears next to you one day. it doesn’t matter what day. it’s always random (or seemingly random to humans at least)
marinettte disappears while in the middle of trying on one of the ballgowns she designed and appears next to damian during his senior year prom
everyone’s a little confused at first but they figure it out and damian and marinette awkwardly huddle in the corner getting to know each other with the music blaring in the background
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#4
damian: who the fuck are you
marinette: i’m the bitch who shows up to a gun fight with a yoyo and wins every time
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#3
marinette: there are only three constants in life: death, taxes, and the excruciating pressure that the universe constantly places on my shoulders
damian: please seek help
jason: immediately
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#2
I’ll Be Here When You Call
daminette lost and found soulmate au where whenever one of them loses something the other finds it
prompt #1- lost
AO3: (1,124 words)
marinette first loses her favorite stuffed animal
a black cat with a golden bell on it’s collar
she called him mister fluffy
she’s five
when she’s seven she starts designing in her free time
a small hobby at first but her love and passion for design grows along with her
she starts loosing sewing needles and thread
often sometimes she looses her sketches
she feels bad about the needles
she hopes her soulmate doesn’t hurt themselves
he’s a trained assassin he’s fine
it feels like she’s constantly loosing things
damian on the other hand barely looses anything at all
he doesn’t own much
the few things he does own he guards very well
when he first finds something his soulmate loses he’s confused
at first he thought it was a test from his mother
a good assassin would report the strange cat stuffed animal to his mother
they definitely wouldn’t keep it
for the first time in his life he chooses not to be a good assassin
he hides the black cat stuffed animal under his bed
his mother never finds it
later, when he inquires as to all the needles that keep appearing on his bed he thinks it’s some kind of fucked up test of strength and character he learns about soulmates for the first time
his mother tells him the fate of soulmates of the leave of assassins
death
or recruitment which can still mean death if they’re not up to standard or a distraction to their soulmate
marinette loves finding things from her soulmate
she’s found pens before
quills
a stick with makeshift handle on it, the point wheedled down at the end
pieces of paper written in different languages that she doesn’t understand
her parents don’t know what they’re written in either
until they find an english worksheet
she starts taking english classes
she finds sketches sometimes
erasers
a tube of red paint
the expensive kind
she uses it in some of her own paintings
when damian is seven he sends his first intentional letter to his soulmate
marinette hadn’t thought to send anything
she hadn’t realized it was something you could do
it’s tradition to let soulmate pairs figure out their bond themselves
outside interference could result in the pair never meeting
believe it or not the people of earth decide to not tempt fate on this one
damian realizes just how unsafe his soulmate is
one of his mentors had found their soulmate
they refused to join
his mentor killed them in front of the rest of the league
it was some kind of ritual
apparently if a soulmate dies at the hand of their bonded their blood can be used for a variety of things
he didn’t look into it
when he receives a piece of paper with his soulmates name on it he realizes how much danger she’s in
marinette. how fitting
he can obsess over that later
he writes a letter
in every language he knows he sends his message:
“do not send personal details. it is unsafe”
at first she’s estatic to find a note addressed to her
her heart sinks when she reads it
both for herself and for whatever her soulmate is going through
for the first time she doesn’t show her parents her soulmate item
a month later she finds a knife under her pillow
she doesn’t show her parents then either
for the first time marinette starts to keep secrets from the most important people in her life
when damian is 10 he sends his second letter
“i am safe”
he had only been at his father’s home for a few months but he already knew that he wasn’t going back to the league
marinette knits him a green scarf
she spends days on it
she’s never made a scarf before and wants it to be perfect
it’s far from perfect
not that damian minds
she sends a not in rough english along with it:
“i am glad you are okay. stay safe”
it’s the first time he’s received a gift
he definitely doesn’t cry
not even a little bit
when marinette is 11 she becomes ladybug
her and her partner have no idea what they’re doing
but they would do anything to protect paris
yet another secret marinette has to keep
even from her soulmate
when she looses the bee miraculous she panics
she frantically sends a letter to her soulmate begging for it back and for them not to open it
she realizes then that she still doesn’t know their name
she shoves that thought to thee back of her mind
damian loses the strange box he found without opening it
he owes her that at least
when damian is 12 he loses titus
he looks for him everywhere
they had been at the park when he was snatched up by thugs
he tried to fight back but was immediately incapacitated with a stab to his neck with some kind of dart
by the time her woke up a few hours later he was already home
the thugs had tried to use him for ransom
batman, nightwing, red hood, and red robin had been on the scene not long after the ransom demand
damian might be a brat but he was family goddamn it
his brothers helped him search for titus for hours but they couldn’t find him
he was sitting depressed at the kitchen counter with a tea provided by forced by alfred when they heard it
a bark
damian immediately dropped his cup and rushed into the hallway where titus was standing and wagging his tail
he held a letter in his mouth
“alfred! titus is back!”
alfred rushed in from the kitchen and stood by the doorway
“it appears he is master damian”
he stepped closer and squinted at the dog
“what’s that around his neck?”
titus had a little red bow tied onto his collar
damian carefully took the letter from the dog’s mouth
the rest of his family had crowded intot the hallway as well
“open it brat. what does it say?”
“how did he get in here?”
damian read the letter
“it appears you’ve lost your dog. you must be very worried. i’m going to try and lose his again for you but first i’m going to give him some food and water and let him rest a little. he seemed very tired when he got here. i hope he finds his way back to you soon. - Marinette”
marinette still didn’t know her soulmate’s name
a few days later damian sent her a necklace with a robin pendant
it was definitely expensive. not the marinette needed to know that
he attached a short note:
“thank you.”
he signed his name
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sibling jasonette, anyone?
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Hi I came from tiktok!
wh- what tik tok??? 🧍‍♀️
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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daminette soulmate au EXCEPT: they aren’t soulmates
 marinette’s never met her soulmate but she has Superman’s symbol engraved on the small of her back 
(having superhero’s symbols as a soulmark isn’t too uncommon. superhero fans’ soulmates might bare their mark if the hero is important enough to them so this wasn’t particularly suspicious or concerning to marinette) 
damian, on the other hand, has no soul mark
when he was old enough to realize what this meant he thanked all the gods he could think of — that was one burden that he would never have to carry 
(things never ended well for soulmates of league members. damian may have been a trained assassin (and a damn good one) but he wasn’t heartless)
now that he was older and out of his mothers clutches, his heart aches to think about his future
he has no desire for a romantic partner 
(most soulmates were romantic. you were more likely to not have a soulmate than to have a platonic partner. (though damian was convinced those numbers were off — he thought the reason there were more romantic pairs than platonic pairs was because some soulmate pairs only dated due to societal pressure and not because of a true romantic interest. love can be so confusing sometimes))
long story short: damian and marinette meet when marinette moves to gotham for college 
gotham is actually a great place for beginner designers to start out. the citizens absolutely love crazy and out-of-the-box fashion and will support just about any designer who’s not afraid to break the rules. and marinette loves breaking the rules
 they slowly start to fall in love 
*insert obligatory pining and heartache over falling in love with two people at the same time here
(marinette/ladybug (hawkmoth may be defeated but she’s still a hero, dammit and the JL asked for her help to patrol gotham while batman takes on a job out of town) and damian/robin) 
and of course, the obligatory identity reveal where marinette’s friends/the batfam promptly freak out because they’ve been listening to their friend/brother pine over two different people WHO ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON for literal MONTHS now when they could have just been dating already 
and of course (of course!) jon happens to be there and while the group is celebrating he gives damian and marinette a big celebratory hug (he just found out his best friend actually has a chance!! he’s excited okay) 
when marinette and jon’s bare skin touch for the first time they realize they’re soulmates 
(which honestly they should have realized sooner. jon’s soulmark is ladybug’s symbol. but they’re not that smart) 
*insert obligatory freak out here 
marinette and damian’s relationship gets rocky for a little bit 
while their friends and family know that they have mutual feelings for one another, they never actually got the chance to confess 
jon and marinette grow closer and eventually start to see each other as almost-siblings 
damian, blinded by his feelings, sees them growing closer and thinks that they have romantic feelings for one another and slowly starts to attempt to withdraw from their lives 
him being there was making things complicated. they were destined to be together. who was he to get in the way of that? 
of course jon and marinette are having none of this
damian is an important figure in both of their lives and they are NOT letting him go. no matter what. 
marinette eventually goes to confront him which leads to a very emotional conversation in damian’s room at the manor (he still lives there most of the time despite all of the times he’s threatened to move out, but if you bring it up he’ll legitimately throw a chair at you. ask jason. he’s found out the hard way a few too many times)
“Sometimes, I wish I had a soulmate,” he chuckles humorously, “I never used to think like that before I met you.”  Marinette shifts in her seat, “Damian-”  “I guess I didn’t really want a soulmate. I just wanted you.  I wish it was you.”  Marinette cups her hands around his cheeks, gently turning his head until she can gaze directly into his beautiful green eyes. She smiles softly, “Damian, you already have me.”
finally (finally), they get together (yayyyy!!) everyone celebrates!! a few years later damian and marinette get into a fight over who gets to have jon be their best man (marinette wins)
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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Marinette’s Hero
a short story told in bullet points:
during marinette’s senior year, her class is assigned to write an essay about their favorite hero 
most people write about ladybug or chat noir, some even write about rena rogue or carapace or queen bee
adrien writes about ladybug of course 
and nino about rena and alya about carapace
and chloe struggles to decide between queen bee or ladybug 
she chooses ladybug
but marinette struggles to pick a hero
she considers writing about chat noir
he’s been there since the beginning of their fight against hawkmoth
he’s helped her save countless civilians
without him, she would be dead ten times over
and the public never gives him enough credit
but how can she write about him without mentioning the other miraculous heros?
they’re just as important
she chose them because she believed in them, and they haven’t let her down since 
and what about non-traditional heroes?
her parents have supported her in everything she does
they’ve been there for both the bad days and the good
they help her with her problems no matter how small and they’ve never given up on her
and what about her teachers?
or tikki?
or master fu?
how could she choose just one hero when she was constantly surrounded by them?
she found a hero in the older man on the street corner who gave her directions when she was lost
she found a hero in the little girl who helped her pick up her dropped books after a long day and an even longer night full of akuma fighting
she found a hero in the young woman who told her her shoe was untied so that she wouldn’t trip
hawkmoth may target people on their worst days but paris combated this by looking out for each other, by helping each other stand up whenever they see someone fall over 
so she wrote about that
she wrote about the exceptional kindness she experienced on a daily basis
she wrote about how her classmates made sure she was eating enough and getting enough sleep 
she wrote about how her father would teach her a new cookie recipe on the weekends 
she wrote about how her mother would come home with a new fabric swatch once a month for marinette to experiment with 
she wrote about jagged stone giving her the opportunity of a lifetime when he showed up on her doorstep and asked her to design him a hat, jumpstarting her career 
she wrote about adrien and his desire to make people smile
she wrote about alya and her fierce determination
about nino’s ever-watchful protective eye
she wrote about chat’s ability to make ladybug laugh even when it felt like the world was ending
but most of all she wrote about the city
she wrote about the people that she didn’t even know the name’s of
she wrote about the people who saved her when she didn’t even know she needed saving
she didn’t get a very good grade on her essay, but that didn’t really matter to her
because ladybug belonged to Paris, and Paris was ladybug’s
this was her city
and no one could take that away from her 
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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izuku buys sonic merch for iida whenever he stumbles across it. iida’s collection now comtains 7 ceramic mugs, three refrigerator magnets, 5 stickers, and 2 action figures. he has no idea who sonic is but he cherishes everything in his collection. tensei suggest throwing some of it away one day when they’re cleaning the house and iida throws a fit
“midoriya got them for me. it would be rude to throw away a gift”
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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adrien would try on cowboy boots one time and become obsessed. his father hates them but he doesn’t care. he just walks around in those loud ass stompers because they make him feel like he’s in a Western and he loves it. he wears them out as chat noir one time (plagg is a menace) and paris can’t decide if they love them or hate them. one day when adrien and his father get into a really big fight adrien donates all of his shoes except the cowboy boots. he wears them everyday. he owns three pairs and his collection is constantly growing. marinette makes him a pair covered in the most obnoxious sequins she could find as a joke for his birthday but they’re unironically his favorite pair
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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adrien paints his nails and it’s cannon. ive confirmed it. you don’t need to check ive already done it for you. there’s no need to ask thomas he already told me. you can trust me. it’s okay. i would never lie to you. adrien paints his nails pretty colors and it’s confirmed
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thedragonbug · 2 years
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mari and cass literally just existing:
adrien: my god, these bitches gay. good for them. good for them.
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