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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

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"How did we not see this?" "How did we not know that what Ariana Grande/Jamie Lynn/Amanda Bynes were doing was a sexual reference?"

Because that is part of the appeal, guys. The fact that you're part of an unwilling, not-understanding audience exposed to metaphors of sexual acts performed by unwilling, not-understanding actors.

You were not supposed to get what "Taynt" was supposed to mean, or what milking potatoes was a nod to, or what a pickle being passed through a hole in a bathroom door was meant to be.

It's all part of the fantasy, pushing children so, so close to the edge without "ruining" them, without giving them access to enough information that they turn into adults.

Wonder why Ariana Grande, in those internet skits, kept repeating "Can a teenage girl do this?" and "Can a teenage girl do that?" This is why. She's supposed to perform sexual adjacent acts, but constantly remind her audience that she's just too young to know what she's doing.

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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

#microsoft word does this too #AND i have autocorrect off for everything #it will take a normal word i write and edit it into something that is not a word and then put a red line under it. whose fault is that

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If the men with power were not predators, it would be impossible for a woman to sleep her way to the top.

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men are like "waaah I have ptsd because I chose to join the military and murder someone", but meanwhile every woman you know is harboring trauma that is so horrific that it is simply indescribable, yet acts completely normal, holds down a job, has a robust social life, and does not ever commit mass shootings

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#teach your child the BASICS of stranger danger wtf #obv this is a woman but this child is going to be first running into the white van with free candy #and not at all mean. not everything is for everyone. kids need to learn that you can't have other people's stuff just by asking

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#COLD WATER

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Being edgy is usually just somebody trying to force you to reject them on their own terms because they are afraid of being rejected for the things about themselves they can’t control and are insecure about

#oh i wrote a poem abt this in high school #abt how my dad stopped talking to me bc of something that wasnt my fault #and how much worse that felt than him rejecting me for being an atheist or pro abortion or even for coming out as gay #things that i was prepared to be rejected for

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No fucking way LMFAO

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being held would be so cool. wish physical touch was real

#it is but only if u have a pet. then u can pet her and cuddle it's epic

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“wearing makeup makes me feel good” that’s by design

“shaving makes me feel good” that’s by design

“getting cosmetic surgeries makes me feel good” that’s by design

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#im convinced that if i try dark souls it will be easy 4 me. i have the reaction time of a newborn sloth btw

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reblog to be eaten by this thing

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Most “leftist” men don’t want to get rid of cops, they want to be the cops. They would just do it a little different because they have different men they like the best