every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle
so in the fit centre at my school, there’s this big whiteboard that updates every week with a new workout, and it’s currently pride week on campus, so they decided to do a themed set
including hits like: “pansexual lunges”, “drag queen deadlifts”, and my personal favourite, “everyone has the right to love burpees”
absolutely love reading such a well-written story and falling a bit in love with the author based solely on the way they write. like baby the way you italicize words makes my heartbeat quicken.