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thefactsofthematter · 16 hours
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every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle
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thefactsofthematter · 18 hours
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My writing abilities when I have an entire free day: twelve words. Take it or leave it
My writing abilities when I have to be somewhere in fifteen minutes: I got six thousand more in the pocket
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and is “party rock” in the house with us tonight? 
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one thing about me is i'm gonna start a sentence with And
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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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Ted Lasso text post dodads part 3 <3
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say what you want about modern country music but man i really do love songs about cold beers
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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Jamie Tartt / Perfect by Logic
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i drove a little robot car with my brain waves today it was so sick
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thefactsofthematter · 11 days
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Tartt family 1x06 || 1x10 || 2x08 || 3x11
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thefactsofthematter · 13 days
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so in the fit centre at my school, there’s this big whiteboard that updates every week with a new workout, and it’s currently pride week on campus, so they decided to do a themed set
including hits like: “pansexual lunges”, “drag queen deadlifts”, and my personal favourite, “everyone has the right to love burpees”
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thefactsofthematter · 13 days
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you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today
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thefactsofthematter · 14 days
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absolutely love reading such a well-written story and falling a bit in love with the author based solely on the way they write. like baby the way you italicize words makes my heartbeat quicken.
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thefactsofthematter · 15 days
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this would pull me too because i’ve been really into hot salsas lately and i need to talk to someone about it
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thefactsofthematter · 15 days
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