Omega: Every zoo is a petting zoo. Unless you’re a coward.
Crosshair: I’m worried about you.
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Omega: Are you going to sleep?
Tech: I can't. This is important.
Omega: What?
Tech: Someone is wrong on the holonet.
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Omega: Can I leave the night light on please?
Hunter: and provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head sweeheart.
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Hardcase: Can I get a waffle?
Jesse and Kix: *fighting and yelling at each other*
Hardcase: Can I please get a waffle?
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obi-wan: cody, anakin asked if we were having a 'bro-night' again.
cody: well, technically, we are. just not the way he thinks.
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after discussing a plan
Padme: Does anyone have any questions?
Riyo: Is this legal?
Padme: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
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Tup: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Fives: Tup, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Tup: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Dogma: ...It was a bug.
Tup: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Fives: ...
Dogma: ...
Tup: Stop looking at me like that!
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras
Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app
Tech: *taps the screen*
Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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Jesse: I am a responsible adult!
Kix: *raises brow*
Jesse: I am an adult.
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Anakin: What was it Duchess Satine said that got everybody so upset?
Obi-Wan: "Be kind to each other."
Anakin: Oh yeah, that'll do it.
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*After doing something illegal*
Crosshair: You good?
Jinx & Wynnie: Uh-huh.
Crosshair: Got all your stuff?
Jinx with all her gear: Yep.
Crosshair: You sure you can carry all those stolen goods?
Jinx & Wynnie: Yes.
Crosshair: Good. Stay close.
Wynnie: You’re as bad as Bellatrix.
Crosshair: Oh, I'm much worse.
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Padawan Reader
*Ashoka and Y/n sitting in a jail cell*
*Cody and Anakin waiting for Fox to release them*
Cody: I never thought I would say this, but right now you are my favorite child Skywalker.
Anakin, close to cry: this is the most beautiful thing you had ever said to me.
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Rex: Christmas lights?
Echo: Check.
Kix: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Echo: Check.
Jesse: Santa suits?
Echo: Check.
Fives: Shovel?
Echo: Check.
Hardcase: Alibi and bail money?
Echo: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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obi-wan: so what's for dinner?
cody, staring at the food he just burnt: regret.
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Obi-wan: Why is Cody crying?
Rex: He took a 'which Jedi are you' quiz
Obi-wan: And?
Rex: And he got general Skywalker
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Wrecker: I had a dream that you were a bottle of mustard, and I was ketchup. Which is weird, cause normally you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?
Rex, wondering what he was thinking taking a night watch shift with Wrecker: That's something you should ask Echo.
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anakin: do you mind if i mention that you're single?
obi-wan : do not do that.
anakin: you won't even notice!
cody, entering: general, you wanted to see me?
anakin: obi-wan 's single.
obi-wan :
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