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independent sideblog for sheldon j. plankton from spongebob squarepants humanized/musical based || fc is wesley taylor || follows from carryindabanner
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why are some people too cowardly to accept that karen is in her 50s-70s like krabs and plankton - shes the same age as them. shes a middle aged woman. krabs and plankton were born on the same day in the same year, which is either 1942 or 1960. karen is, at most, maybe like 8 years younger than them. maybe. shes old guys its okay to acknowledge the fact theyre all canonically Old
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I’m 35 now. That’s young, but it’s also not.
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that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.
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plankton & karen try to steal what i’m guessing is the krabby patty formula
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SpongeBob SquarePants {Sentence Starters}
“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”
“Well, at least I still have my personality.”
“It feels like somebody… wants to sell me something!”
“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”
“The inner mechinations of my mind are an enigma.”
“We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine!”
“Fine. I guess you’re gonna miss the… panty raid.”
“You just can’t WAIT for me to die, can you?”
“Firmly grasp it in your hand. Firmly GRASP IT!”
“Well, I gotta admit, that slowed me down.”
“Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly. “
“Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”
“Goodbye, everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.”
“It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!”
“I’m ugly and I’m proud.”
“Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE!”
“F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!”
“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”
“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”
“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.”
“Do instruments of torture count?”
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
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Plankton is the one to initiate handholding with Karen and that pleases me
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He kept internalizing the words of his wisdom his best friend had given him. Just jump in with both feet and do it, Sheldon. And get those patties flipped before you burn them.
Okay that last bit hadn’t been pertaining to the situation at hand but more the recipe they were trying to perfect. Still, Eugene was right. He needed to just do it.
His eyes lit up when she called him a special friend. “You’re really special to me too, Karen. In fact, I wanted to talk to you about that because you see, it’s...I really like you. Really really like you. In fact I might love you which I get if you don’t love me back I mean look at me, I’m short and endlessly grumpy and I have so much emotional baggage that I look like I’m packing for a twelve year cruise and I’m not expecting you to unpack it all. And I’m broke. But I don’t want you to say you love me back because you feel bad. I don’t want that. That’s the last thing I want. And I’m not trying to force you into a commitment either because I couldn’t do that to you, unless you want a commitment, I mean maybe we could have one someday.” He rambling on, his mouth moving a mile a minute as he tried to say three simple words to her: I love you.
Sheldon was nervous. His stomach in knots. They’d been on five dates. Five whole dates. He normally only made in through one if he was lucky before being kicked to the curb. And she was perfect. Something had to give. His palm was sweaty as they held hands. “You know, Karen. I’ve been having a really great time with you, which is saying a lot. I barely have a great time with my friends, not that you’re not my friend because you are my friend.” Neptune, he was normally so good with words.
Sheldon's nervousness didn’t go unnoticed by the computer. The only other time Karen had seen him in this state was in the weeks leading up to him asking her on their first date. She could detect the changes in temperature and heart rate in organic beings, not to mention, she had now been spending so much time around her favorite fellow scientist that she could simply tell when something was off about his demeanor.
She ran her thumb over his hand, the gesture becoming second nature with the increasing amount of time they spent together. “I’ve been having a great time with you too, Sheldon. You’re a really special...friend to me.”
She could understand why the poor guy rarely made such a connection with other people. But for Karen, his intellect and gorgeous looks had this particular charm that she couldn’t resist. All her life, she had been told that robots couldn’t love, had never met anyone who made her believe otherwise, but damn, she had definitely begun questioning it over the past several weeks.
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GENERAL
“Can you walk?”
“How did this happen?”
“What the hell happened?”
“I hit my head.”
“Did you hit your head?”
“Can you hear me?”
“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”
“Come on, stay with me!”
“No no no no no!”
“You shot me!”
“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”
“You stabbed me!”
“I didn’t mean to stab you!”
“Take the knife out!”
“Don’t take the knife out!”
“It was an accident!”
“That/this wasn’t an accident!”
“That looks broken.”
“I think my leg/arm is broken.”
“That doesn’t look good.”
“Am I going to die?”
“You’re not going to die!”
“Calm down!”
“Don’t panic!”
“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”
BLOOD
“Are you bleeding?”
“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”
“Is that blood?”
“Whose blood is that?”
“That’s a lot of blood.”
“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”
“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”
“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”
“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”
“I won’t let you bleed out!”
“You have blood on your face.”
“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”
“What’s your blood type?”
“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”
WOUNDS
“That cut is nasty.”
“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’
“Don’t touch it!”
“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”
“I’ll get some bandages.”
“You’re going to need stitches.”
“That looks infected…”
“Did you get bit by something?”
“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”
“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”
AFTERCARE
“How are you feeling?”
“How does it feel?”
“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”
“Let’s go home.”
“I just want to go home.”
“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”
“We need to change your bandages soon.”
“Get some sleep, okay?”
“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”
“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”
“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”
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moodboard meme
send me one of the following symbols and i’ll make a moodboard for my character.
✿ for a general moodboard about my muse
💛 for a moodboard about our muses’ relationship
❤ for a moodboard about a romantic relationship of my muse
💗 for a moodboard about another significant relationship in my muse’s life
💕 for a moodboard on my muse’s view on romantic and/or sexual relationships
👗 for a moodboard about my muse’s fashion style
👶 for a moodboard about my muse’s childhood
🏠 for a moodboard about my muse’s home aesthetics
🍕 for a moodboard about my muse’s favorite foods
👮 for a moodboard about my muse’s occupation
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