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reigen arataka, greatest psychic of the 21st century, esteemed internet sex symbol. crowned twink supreme by winning 69% of the votes on anitwt, crowned ultimate dilf days later, and current lead for the anitwt milf off by a landslide. most recently, though, has just lost the poll for the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman to sans undertale by 0.1% of 244,809 votes total - culminating responses from the official japanese and english mp100 twitters, various industry professionals, and a fanfic from toby fox himself.
all of this within the span of six fucking days
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me: why are you destroying earth!!!
aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak
me: thats fair i understand
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reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”
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hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying
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i was just about to publish a post that was entirely incomprehensible, even to me. i finished typing it and could not make sense of it, reading it back. and then i realized i could have posted it and at least 50 of you homosexuals would have been like “so true king” and reblogged it
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full time job as a hopeless romantic
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ok maybe there are still some funny people on twitter
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Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.
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are you race-faking
RACE FAKING AS WHITE?????
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literally no other site has memes like tumblr. we fucking got ps5 trending just coz we all got obsessed with a random tiktok
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I'm so sorry but I have to say it. I have too I.'ve been keeping this inside too long. I hate Alexander Hamilton so much but I believe his dick had to be godly. There's no way he could of gotten away with half of the stuff he was doing without dicking everyone he knew out of their minds. I haven't slept in 48 hours.
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yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen
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Tumblr
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Peter: F*ck homophobes
Lucas: Yeah! F*ck homophobes!!.
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Lucas: Hey guess who I hooked up with last night?
Peter: ...Who?
Lucas: Matt
Peter: WHAT? WHY???
Lucas: YOU SAID F*CK HOMOPHOBES! WAIT YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY???
Peter: NO, I didnt mean it LITERALLY!
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