thegaybanksy

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SICK MOTHERFUCKER!

THIS IS THE SHITBAG WHO TRAINS THE PIGS!!!! 

THIS IS JUST BEYOND…..

“KILLOLOGY”

FUCKING DISGUSTING FUCKING FILTH!!!!!!

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sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

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you know what I see a lot of memes about garlic and a few other food memes here and there but I never see any about paprika.

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I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

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me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

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the sheer number of men incapable of reasoning past ‘but my dick likes/ dislikes it’ never fails to fucking amaze me. it turns up in so many areas. women not shaving their underarms? ‘uhh that’s just a turn-off and you can’t pretend it’s sexism to have preferences’. woman wants to sunbathe topless without being ogled? ‘breasts are sexually attractive and it’s ridiculous to pretend that they’re not’. they’re literally fucking incapable of getting past ‘But Dick Says So’ when it comes to critical thinking. i’m supposed to think these people are the more intelligent, objective, reasonable gender? these clowns? that’s the biggest lie we’ve ever been sold

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i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

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Things I struggle with

Routine

Lack of Routine

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b99 is more culpable, actually

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No but seriously as I’ve gotten older I realize more and more that although white gays do face certain levels of oppression they are still white people.....like does that make sense?

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Know your history:

Gay:

Used to mean carefree

Then sexually deviant

Then prostitute

Then slut

Then sodomite

And THEN as we know it today but only as a slur

Reclaimed in the seventies

LGBT:

Invented in the nineties

Has faced constant backlash (from both straight, queer, and LGBT folks from being not inclusive enough or too inclusive)

Every year there are pushes to change to acronym

LGBTQ

LGBTQ+

LGBTQ*

LGBTQIA

Mogai

Alphabet soup

Queer:

Used to mean “other”

Became a slang term for “not straight” in the 1400s

Became a slur in the early 1900s

Reclaimed in the 80s.

Sudden push back from within the queer community to have it seen only as a slur in the 2010s, a push that can be traced back to terf ideology.

Is the only term that includes all non cishet people

Homosexual

A medical diagnosis

Used for decades to make queerness into a mental illness

Used as a slur for the latter half of the 20th century

Rejected by the queer community as an acceptable term for a brief period of time in the early 2000s before coming back into fashion.

Only describes the experience of cis gay men and cis lesbians

Think what you want, believe what you will, but every word we have ever used to describe ourselves is coated in blood.

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some of y’all still can’t recognize the differences between platonic, romantic, sexual, mentor-student, and familial relationships, both in fiction and reality, and it really shows