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curious how the breakdown is considering its something ive always been open to but i know some people would never do ever

#yeah id pose nude idc anymore #lmfao tbh i realized i didnt care when they had to cut all my clothes off in the er after i was in a car accident #being fully nude and having multiple nurses ask your pronouns is a whole experience

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#anyway join the jury say youre impartial and then during deliberations pull out all the stops #or else they will find a jury where they will find them guilty bc they didnt follow the law #you wont make a difference if you say you cant be impartial bc you wont get on the jury

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#what if they test this on someone who has a pussy

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popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

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i did my best to include lots of birds. sorry if i missed your favorite or miscategorized it! i am no bird expert

#they are all good but where would i be without my neighborhood birds

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Wait the tortured poets department is a real album and not something somebody made up for a post?

#sorry im too sexy to know anything about taylor swift #who let me have a blog

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being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

#genuinely fuck cars all my homies hate cars

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Boy these 8% ciders are so dangerous

#alcohol mention #who let me have a blog

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additional comment from the anon: this mostly applies to things like smut or nsfw art. I see a lot of blogs that are 18+ and I’ve always wondered if people actually listen to "minors dni (do not interact)" or if they just ignore them.

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#i mean i wasnt on tumblr back then but my friend from highschool would show me her devil may cry smut so like

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Desperately in need of some tattoo therapy

#my artist needs to hurry up and recover from surgery 😭 #i havent seen him since october #who let me have a blog

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

#lmfao my mil texted me a perfect anagram of todays wordle bc she needed help figuring it out

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#im not allergic necessarily but over the past five years or so i have developed some kind of intolerance to peanuts #so i cant have peanut butter anymore unfortunately

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inspired by a conversation we had in the grad office the other week.

just two options, no combination no it depends. which is hotter.

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i think we as a society need more lesbian vampires in media

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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle