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A horseshoe crab being a home to other sea creatures!

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Having the time of ferret’s life!

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call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

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i think rob zombie was really speaking for all of us when he stressed how important it is to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of one’s dragula

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I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

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sometimes angels are real. And they are in the form of the people letting you merge from the ramp onto the highway

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let’s hear it for the world’s smallest whale (the vaquita) you guys!!

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Being in your twenties is just

Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where's my birth certificate? Oh it's nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I'm so hungry. I'm so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I'd be so much hotter without tits.

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babygirl i am constantly riddled with extreme feelings of inadequacy

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We are in SILENT hill. Girl shut up

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Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

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one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

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cant stop thinking about this comment

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& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously

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Gotta Catch 'em All: A Knives Out Mystery