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Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) on my site 😎

http://taylor.lnk.to/1989TaylorsVersion

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Celebrities publicly spoke against paying for blue checks on Twitter.

Elon gave them blue checks for free without asking or notifying them.

Elon admitted to giving them free blue checks on Twitter by claiming he was “personally” paying for them.

These celebrities who publicly said they didn’t support the blue check scam can now sue him for forcing them to publicly endorse his product against their will.

Which he’s publicly admitted to doing on his own platform.

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In my Eras era. 💅

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maybe i’ll feel better tomorrow

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Peach blossom, lotus flower, and ranunculus commish

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“you will never be too much for someone who can’t get enough of you.”

— Unknown

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i hate myself for missing people who don’t miss me

i hate myself for missing people

i hate myself

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I think we may be a little unfair. We don't know the whole story. Mario might have pushed Chris Pratt's mother off a cliff.

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every time a tumblr christian makes this post i abort another white baby

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BOJACK HORSEMAN S04E09 - "Ruthie"

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Reginald’s toast during the wedding episode

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u just know luther was having the time of his life at the hotel obsidian. everyone he loves in the entire world under one roof? hanging out w his bros? listening to music and vibing? literally all he’s ever wanted

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Ben when his Sparrow siblings who he’s known for his entire life get horrifically murdered: Oh no. Anyway -

Ben when his deranged Umbrella siblings who he’s berated and known for like two days don’t invite him to the bachelor party:

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Absolutely lose my shit over the kids who don't understand what they need to put in "relationship of guardian"