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thehappynoodle · 16 hours
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Lay waste to his pussy with torch and sword
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The Hunger
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A fun Game.
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Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is aku.
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thehappynoodle · 3 days
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you cant even be a silly girl anymore. they get mad at you for being a silly girl.
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im sorry class.
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your blog looks gay /handjob
well. that is because it i- OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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thehappynoodle · 4 days
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Its Almost Waterfowl Season!
And here is your reminder to not feed them bread
Bread has no nutritional value to ducks, yet it makes them feel full and takes place of their natural diet. If we constantly feed ducks bread, they’ll end up lacking essential nutrients and with a range of problems, one of which is angel wing. The high calorie nutrient-deficient diet causes wing deformities and hinders flying. And, in some cases can stop ducks flying completely. It also shortens their life span.
So please, if you want to feed ducks/waterfowl, go out and buy some proper feed.
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thehappynoodle · 4 days
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I kept finding random apples in the woods last year and couldn’t locate the abandoned orchard, partly because the apples tumbled down the slope away from their tree and partly because it’s hard to locate anything in the vegetal chaos of late summer. Plus I’m not very well-acquainted with trees, and figured it’d be easier to identify them in the spring.
I had made a mental note that this unmistakable sinewy tree marked the place where random apples could be found, so I investigated the area today:
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I got a bit distracted by the moss boots the trees were wearing (the fashionable twigs wear moss skirts); they never fail to delight me.
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Some trees even camouflage themselves with adorable mossy giraffe spots:
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Still, no apple trees. I tried following a bee but we weren’t going the same way; her last stop was a forget-me-not. Then near a crumbled dry stone wall I found a surprisingly tidy area no larger than my hand, that looked as if a snail had fenced it then endeavoured to cultivate a little kitchen garden in the woods. Though I suppose any garden is a kitchen garden if you’re a snail.
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Beyond the old collapsed stone wall was a meadow with the greenest, softest, most edible-looking grass I’ve ever seen. Mouth-watering. It looks like it would taste like apple candy.
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From afar I could see nothing but hazel trees, but as I explored the meadow (it was long and narrow, kind of baguette-shaped), all of a sudden—
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oh!!!
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Here they are!! Definitely easier to identify in the spring!
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I’ve never met such an old, gnarled apple tree. No wonder I couldn’t find them before; I was looking for something slim and neat-looking because that’s how I picture apple trees.
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A pleasure meeting you! I will be back in September to forage forest apples…
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my gayboy friends lovingly call me "their dyke". my qpp called me beautiful for my intersex traits. my beloved transmasc friend got strong on t and he carried me up the sand dunes on the beach because my mobility aids wouldn't work climbing sand like that. the queens at the bar cheered me on when i got up on stage and i was scared in front of the crowd. we're here to love each other in our own little ways. there is so much beauty here
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In love with this
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all jokes aside, long cat really was long
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