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i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing

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I feel there's an invisible bond when you are on public transit and there's lots of open seats but all of them involve sitting directly beside someone. And the bond comes when a stranger gets on and decides that's got.

This may be a rancid unwanted bond. But at times it is sweet and gratifying

#im not trying to romanticizes public transit #but genuinely sometimes like a woman will get onto the subway and visibly make a choice #of who is least desirable to sit beside and you draw the weird backwards straw #thank you stranger on giving me a good grade in 'polite public transit demeanor'

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too many of you make fun of men under 5’7 when it would be just as easy (if not easier) to defend them from passing hawks. have you no heart

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Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.

What an ad for Kung Fu Panda 4

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#end of ze world tragically rent free in my head forever #badgers come out for special occasions #i also got in so much trouble (as far as that went in my life) #for watching a flash anim about the f word with my best friend because we thought it was #the funniest thing in the world #and my oldest brother was a SNITCH #smh imagine being 15 and deciding an 8 year is having too much fun

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New Amsterdam found out about polycules so every 5-10 minutes one of this guys partners shows up which is all fun and games until they have to figure out who the medical proxy is

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An investment firm led by former Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper that is devoted to launching security companies in Israel has a new “success” story: helping that country’s military conduct secret mass surveillance of Palestinians in Gaza.

According to The New York Times, hundreds of Palestinians have been targeted by an “expansive and experimental” spying effort to “collect and catalogue” the faces of Palestinians. At times, civilians have been “wrongly flagged” as Hamas militants and then interrogated and tortured. [...]

Three out of five members of the Israeli company’s board of directors are Harper’s partners at Awz Ventures, meaning the former Canadian Prime Minister’s firm effectively controls Corsight.

Using Corsight’s spy tech, the Israeli military picked out Palestinian poet Mosab Abu Toha at a checkpoint in central Gaza in mid-November, as he was attempting to flee with his family to Egypt. He was separated, detained, and beaten. [...]

A former commander of this unit, retired Israeli Brigadier General Ehud Schneorson, is another of Harper’s advisory partners at Awz Ventures. According to a report in Israeli outlet +972 Magazine, Unit 8200 has also overseen an AI-based targeting system that has marked tens of thousands of Gazans for assassination. [...]

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Tagging: @newsfromstolenland, @vague-humanoid, @fairuzfan

Note from the poster @el-shab-hussein: The murder of tens of thousands of Palestinians, and possibly my own extended family members, wouldn't have been possible without the investment of Stephen Harper. It wouldn't have been possible without the settler colony known as "Canada" and its bloodthirsty genocidaires.

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Cooked a pretty decent stir fry tonight! I think a mistake I have historically made is cooking on too low heat with too much moisture in the pan, which can still be like fine and edible but the texture tonight definitely turned out nice. I can usually tell how good a job I did based on whether I'm adding a lot of extra seasoning to my bowl, and all I added tonight was a bit of sweet soy sauce for a fun balance with the chili flakes already in there

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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losing my mind at this

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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This is why anime should’ve been left in 2007

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Fake babies on this show are BAD

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brother asked me "you wanna smoke a fatty this satty?" which is perhaps the easiest way to make sure my answer is no

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from what i understand dungeon meshi is about hairy man panty shots shirtless blonde women grasping hands and looking into eachothers eyes and middle aged union men who look like twelve year olds

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the tortured poems department is rumored to be a ska album with "circus music elements" per rolling stone