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Me: …suspicious
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I CAUGHT UP WITH MIDNIGHT BURGER AND YOUNG LEIF!!!!!
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Part 3 of the Midnight Burger crew! Leif, everyone’s favourite Earth dropout
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we run a diner!!!
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new taco-bell exclusive mountain dew called stop worrying your friends love you more than you know
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a practical guide to living a long life
step 1: fall in love with a mysterious, redheaded woman
step 2: ???
step 3: live 700 years
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a family can be a a diner owner, a waitress, the cook of the diner (who is also an engineer??), the regular customer (who is a scientist, researching said diner) and their radio
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HAPPY ASEXUAL AWARENESS WEEK
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