Kokomi: oh.. i thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something...
Heizou, laughing: book recommendation? i cant read!
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Kaeya, to Cyno: Your autistic personality and transgender looks have captivated me.
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Diluc: If we lose, youโre out of my will.
Kaeya: I was in your will?
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Kaeya: Childe looks like a cross between every ginger ever.
Kaeya: He has all of their memories. He knows.
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Lisa: has anyone ever told you that they love you?
Rosaria: do parents count?
Lisa: yes
Rosaria: then no
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Alastor: don't ask me relationship advice cause I'll just tell you to kill them
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Lucifer: Can I give you friendly advice ?
Alastor: I don't want friendly advice
Lucifer: Malicious advice then
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Lyney: Oh my Diluc.
Freminet: Don't you mean 'oh my God'?
Lyney: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
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Heizou: Sara, for $1000, would you kiss Shinobu?
Sara: shit, that's tough. Would I have to pay the thousand all at once or in installments or-
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Diluc: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
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Dottore: How many times are you going to run from me? I've captured you 17 different times!
Diluc: I feel likeโฆit's gonna be at least 18.
Dottore:
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Diluc: Rosaria, do you think I've been a dick to everybody?
Rosaria:
Diluc: I need you to answer me buddy, please. Please tell me I'm a good person. Please, deep down, just tell me I'm a good person.
Rosaria: โฆBitch. You have been so fucking rude. To everyone. All the time.
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Furina: I hate you!
Neuvillette:
Furina: I donโt hate you. That was impulse.
Neuvillette: I know.
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Gaming: Chat, how do we feel about this?
Xianyun: Gaming, do not call me that.
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Chongyun: Just so you know, today is april fools day. Believe nothing and trust noone.
Xiao: So just like every other day, got it.
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Childe: Yelans playing hard to get.
Childe: Little does she know, Iโm a master of playing hard to get rid of.
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