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YOU CAN KISS 100 BOYS IN BARS SHOOT ANOTHER SHOT TRY TO STOP THE FEELING YOU CAN SAY ITS JUST THE WAY YOU ARE MAKE A NEW EXCUSE ANOTHER STUPID REASON

WELL GOOD LUCK BABEE GOOD LOOK BABE

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I hope the spiders in my house know I bear them no ill will I'm just biologically wired to experience revulsion I know they're good lil guys and the screaming is secondary to the trying to gently scoot them outside

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

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barbecue dad laughs at other barbecue dad and says grill issue

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

#is this scary marlowe #dndads

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ur in her dms i’m in her boop notifications

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Sorry babe go to bed without me, I have 300 more boops due by midnight

#boop

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They really put the "repetitive task for engagement" button in the adhd/autism website huh

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What happens when the global total hits 999999999 boops??

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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me when i fuckging get you

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i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.

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@staff give us a kiss with tongue button