thelordnyarlathotep

[thelordnyarlathotep]

It's not very nice to call your mother a "what".

You

you specifically who's seeing this

Y O U

I KNOW UOU SEE THIS

you know what you did

[thelordnyarlathotep]

I mean, she's literally referred to as "Father" soooooooo...

Who am I kidding, I COULD NOT handle it ;-;

anyways @cowsaregreat @kits4ne-yuki PARTICIPATE IN THE ADOPTION

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

[thelordnyarlathotep]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[thelordnyarlathotep]

You know what, this DOES look fun

I dislike myself

guys i found another picrew :3

I really liked this one. Anyways here’s mine :3

Ok moots here you go :3

@mayhem-moth @whatamibutabutteredcroissant @whenisthefall @multifandom-asexual @murky-goop @a-random-mooshroom @a-had-matter @lord-hunkyhair @godofautism @slickitysloth @6arelyhereff @rat-paws @agentldiddy @the-post-crow @acewithobsessions @thatqueervampire @indecisivebitch3000 @magical-bear-dubin @fuitgummygirlthing @mysticflowerz @ibuildblasters @floralcavern @achilleskayy @shotonetoback @shoe109 @mychemvampires @mychemical-andie @ging-catboy @newgod-apollo @oatmeal-gg @nestgoblin @atomicsheepscientist @part-time-deranged @wierdshenanigans @extralegobrick @from-now-on-im-switzerland @animentality @ literally anybody else who sees this please join even tho you’re not tagged im SO sorry if i missed you

[thelordnyarlathotep]

My gender is a woman who has been a man since birth but has never had any problems

alr fair enough

@cowsaregreat

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

[thelordnyarlathotep]

OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Alr here we go

Submarines (The Lumineers)

Incomplete and Insecure (The Avett Brothers)

Gone (Ben Folds)

I Dig Rock and Roll Music (Peter, Paul and Mary)

Smoke (Ben Folds Five)

Picture Window (Ben Folds and Nick Hornby)

Bruised (Ben Folds)

Ave Cesaria (Stromae)

Stubborn Love (The Lumineers)

Boum Boum Boum (MIKA)

Yeah so I think it's pretty obvious who my favorite artist is—

uhhhh I also don't really know many ppl but @cowsaregreat here ya go and @corvid-kid9 idk if you did it but get double tagged anyways :)

tagged by @wikipedianna :D

Shuffle your on repeat playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then tag 10 people.

prediction: there is going to be So Much Lord Huron on here

1. Hurricane (Johnnie’s Theme) - Lord Huron

2. NWFMB - Hozier

3. The Long and Winding Road - The Beatles

4. Wasteland, Baby! - Hozier

5. Penny Lane - The Beatles

6. Let It Be - The Beatles

7. Two Of Us - The Beatles (okay I listen to a lot of Beatles but cmon Spotify)

8. Ludwig, the Holy Blade (DOOM Remix) - Geoffplaysguitar

9. Fool for Love - Lord Huron

10. The World Ender - Lord Huron (lol that’s the order they go in on the album as well)

I’ll tag @every-eye-evermore, @crystalcatgamer, @fennzer, and @sagewiththyme <3

#no you literally have no idea how excited I was to see this #Sharing songs I like with others is like an addiction to me

[thelordnyarlathotep]

I HAVE BEEN MENTIONED (oh god oh no what do i do now)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Three Ships: Moxxie and Mille, Huntlow, Eugenie Danglars and her Governess

First Ship: I have literally no idea, honestly probably smth from Wings of Fire (likely Clay and Peril, first time I can remember actually kinda rooting for a relationship in media). I read Harry Potter before that but i honestly couldn't have cared at all about any of the relationships in that. I was in early elementary school sue me.

Last Song: The last song I purposefully listened to is Les Maisons Toutes Pareilles by Les Cowboys Fringants. Honestly I love every song of theirs I've heard, they're really good at instrumentation and any band that sings about the privatization of water rights has a big thumbs up from me

Last Movie: JAWS, watched it with my orchestra cause we're playing that in our next concert. YAY ACTUAL CELLO PARTS.

Currently Reading: Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky. Absolutely love it! Amazing and VERY intriguing sci-fi, and finally some "aliens" that aren't anthropomorphized to hell :)

Fics: uhhhhhhhh I don't read really any fanfic so I'll say Dante's Inferno cause I find that discourse absolutely hilarious and it has a... few modern tropes lmao.

Currently Watching: My Adventures with Superman, Komi Can't Communicate, Bungo Stray Dogs, Suits, and WAY too many Youtube commentary videos. Just finished Good Omens Season 2 and I NEED A BREAK hahaha (pls send help).

Currently Consuming: My weight in bagels.

Currently Craving: Not dorm food. Maybe kebab. Maybe more bagels.

I know like

nobody here.

Sooooooooo here's a few ppl, idk if you've already been mentioned but have funnnnnnnnnn.

@ladynadra @cowsaregreat @whiskey-jarr-87degrees

9 people you would like to get to know better

tysm for the tag @alexmey-does-an-arts!

1. 3 ships; bowuigi, metadede, heavy/medic(I forget the name lol)

2. first ever ship; alphyne

3. last song; Ghost Cowboys by Louie Zong

4. last movie; Midsommar. That was…something

5. currently reading; Dante and Aristotle discover the secrets of the universe. Pretty fire

6. currently watching; JCS criminal psychology

7. currently consuming; nothing

8. currently craving; Iced Cream. About to go get it. I know there’s mind chip in my freezer (:

9 people to tag; @littlegreenwyvy, @garf-official, @d1nosaurpower, @tractor-inside-joke-fucker, @junkydoodlez, @seacrown, @neldu-nak, @darkcanid19, @stormyykat

#I come back from ignoring Tumblr for like a month to this #Thanks Corvid-kid lmao

[thelordnyarlathotep]

Guess I’m in a gacha game now. If you can’t beat em, join em...

#genshin impact #please send help

[thelordnyarlathotep]

Fantasy stories should have more "what do you mean you don't do X" things in compare and contrast of cultures. Like the differences between peoples aren't the stuff they show off as "These Are Our Culture :)" things, fucking everyone has food and music and folk tales, but the things they've always assumed that everyone has, and are baffled to discover that they don't.

The people who are always barefoot are baffled that humans don't have a wash basin at their front door where people can wash their feet before stepping inside?? Do they just walk in with their dirty feet? The fuck do you mean you take your shoes off?

Humans don't have small baby-sized spellbooks for toddlers who just learned to read, so they can safely learn to practice tiny cute and harmless, age-appropriate magic spells before progressing to more mature and demanding spells? What, do they just throw teenagers completely unprepared into the arcane - hold the fuck up, is that why human sorceror mortality is so fucking high?

Dwarves who have always wondered why the entrance to human residences is so fucking big, why do you need to take up such a large area for a door that's just there to lead downstairs to the underground halls? Are the timber walls really as thick as a human is tall? What for? And once one of them gets invited to a human house to stay and rest, nobody ever fucking believes her: That's not the entrance, that's the whole fucking house. 100% of the human house is aboveground, there is no tunnel to the underground levels. They might have a single storage room down there, but the aboveground section is so fucking big because that's the whole house.

This post was brought to you by: People who butter their bread and who had no idea that there are people who put mayonnaise on their bread, and people who put mayo on their bread and had no idea about people who put butter on their bread discovering that the other kind of people exist.

#k definitely stealing this sometime #it doesn't help that humans are kinda dumb #and don't think "hey maybe I should conjure an explosion OUTSIDE my house

[thelordnyarlathotep]

Othello Act 1 Scene 3 be like

Roderigo: Desdemona loves another. Imma kill myself

Iago: no don’t

Roderigo: why?

Iago: you can still win her over

Roderigo: but how?

Iago:

#shakespeare #othello #william shakespeare #Roderigo #iago #iago othello #desdemona #plays #spongebob #mr krabs #okay but seriously this seems a little disrespectful to Desdemona #but also yeah maybe don't drown yourself #Roderigo is a drama queen but who in Shakespeare isn't? #tragedy

[thelordnyarlathotep]

Wow Tumblr. Didn’t have to call me out like that.

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

#i am not okay #tag games

[thelordnyarlathotep]

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

[thelordnyarlathotep]

...cooks enchiladas

Inktober Day 1: Crystal

[thelordnyarlathotep]

Seriously though. There’s a lot more like her that we should be learning about

Rosalind Franklin’s efforts need to be recognised. Watson and Crick did her dirty.

#science #women's achievements #women in science #dna #rosalind franklin

[thelordnyarlathotep]

Take that, Thomas Hobbes

Actually, people are good by nature and you're a fool if you think otherwise.

#philosophy #thomas hobbes

[thelordnyarlathotep]

Awww!! I love the armor design for Omega

updates version, cause I was bored! Omega & wrecker: * waving* tech, tech, take picture!

Tech: I just did

hunter: *laughing at photo* your not supposed to wave at the camera. crosshair: how touching

echo: I think it’s cute

#the bad batch #hunter #the bad batch hunter #omega #the bad batch omega #wrecker #the bad batch wrecker #the armor has such cool designs tho #I love all of it

[thelordnyarlathotep]

...this is literally my girlfriend and I wtf

im not too happy with this but,,, height difference

based on this textpost by @sariahsue :)

#miraculous ladybug #small people #what is this Tumblr black magic?