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Wisteria flowers

#aes; #susan

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Made this picrew of myself after being tagged @rolliesmuse

#ooc

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in my defense, i was left unattended

#musings #collin #the black buzzard

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Reblog if you’re a roleplayer between ages 21 to 29.

under 18 | 18 to 21 | 21 - 29 | 30s | 40s | 50s | 60s | 70+

#ooc #28

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*gets booped*

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The black buzzard boops you

"This is a game more than one can play, you masked mischief!" -wiggles her fingers toward his beak menacingly-

#askrossiel #the black buzzard #boop

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He disappeared and booped scrooge and from behind before slipping back into the void.

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Scrooge gets booped by the Black Buzzard

"Hey! Don't you boop me!"

*reaches for his blunderbuss*

#the black buzzard #scrooge mcduck #boop

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He gives Brycen another boop before slipping back into the void.

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The black buzzard boops Brycen from across space/time.

Brycen wakes up from a dead sleep with an embarrassingly undignified squawk and flailing of limbs, "Ah!"

#brycen #the black buzzard #boop

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

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It did The Black Buzzard's heart good to hear a fellow buzzard share the same opinions on the man that took so much of his life away from him. He felt his smile coming back, sighed heavily before responding.

"Well unfortunately for both of us, we're a little late to the—" he used air-quotes,"— 'takes down Bradford' party. Scrooge's family along with Magica Despell beat us to it. Now he spends his days in a birdcage, eating carrion." He then flashed a devious grin as he added while leaning on his umbrella like a cane, "Oh– but I do love the offer. Most would foolishly try to talk me out of petty revenge. What a refreshing little enabler you'd make."

Collin tilted his head in curiosity at the other buzzard's grumblings. He wasn't particularly surprised that there was yet another clone of Bradford, he's scoured any and every file in the F.O.W.L. records on clones and found hundreds of "failure" clone-files. What's one more drop in the bucket to him? He just wasn't aware of how very similar his and this other buzzard's backgrounds actually were.

He let out a bitter bark of a laugh at the notion that he would ever be allied with his creator, as he could feel his blood boil again— "HAH! Bradford can eat my fluffy, feathered butt! In a bad way." He said giving the other clone's chest a little poke with his umbrella before continuing with his tangent that "Radford's" question triggered, "As if that egocentric, hypocritical, megalomanirc, control freak could handle anything with freewill!" He ranted while pointing a thumb towards himself with a manic forced grin, "I'm my own man in spite of him and there's nothing he can do about that now."

For a second he looked away, as he tapped an artificial claw on the floor and nibbled his chocolate some more, in a huff. He didn't want to get too irritated in front of this new clone (well new to him). It wasn't "Radford's" fault, he shouldn't take his bad blood towards Bradford out on him, at least, that's what he was thinking to himself.

He side-eyed the clone before asking, "What about you, 'Radford'? You didn't exactly sound too pleased to utter our Creator's name when you mistook me for him. Is it a fair assumption to believe you're no longer loyal to him either?"

Wait...

His posture shifted and he started doing hand gestures as he added in speculation, "I mean, assuming we're even talking about the same 'Bradford'. This is a completely different detention all together, our Bradford(s) could be completely separate beings for all I know."

#collin condor #the black buzzard #rolliesmuses #(sorry for the delay)

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Even though the lady didn't verbally reply to the billionaire as she continued playing it was obvious that his complaint was effective from her bashful little smile and averted gaze.

Secretly, she had hoped to all gods of performing arts that she was doing a good job and didn't miss any finger placements, going so far as to look up how-to basics for playing bagpipes in preparation for this part. The praise did wonders for her self confidence.

She dipped her head in polite acknowledgement of him and directed him to enter by pointing the sole of the bagpipes' chanter at him then towards the hanging flap of the tent, as if to tell him to 'come on in' without stopping the music. Once the song hit a high G note she used her momentarily free hand to open the flap and hook it up for him to enter.

(starter for @pick-and-shovel-laborer)

On the side of the road leading straight to Scrooge's money bin, there was a walled canopy tent with a short, slightly stout duck-woman in a green plaid kilt, playing bagpipes outside next to a sign that said– "free gold! Today only!" that wasn't there that morning.

Now, it was pretty obvious to anyone with more than two brain cells that this was too good to be true. In fact Glomgold had once set up a trap like this before so he could try to pretend to be Scrooge for a day (emphasis on tried). This seems almost the same as that one. Has Glomgold finally run out of original cockamamie schemes that he has to recycle old ones or is there something new about this?

There's only one way to find out...

#mayham over the mending macact #collin condor #susan spruce #scrooge mcduck #the black buzzard #black lotus #pick and shovel laborer

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The finale of DuckTales (2017) is hilarious to me because while I do understand why FOWL made the choices they made, I just can’t help but think about the irony

Bradford: the world is in constant chaos on unpredictability!

Bradford: most of this is connected to Scrooge McDuck and his family!

Bradford: Scrooge’s family just keeps getting bigger and bigger and so does this problem!

Bradford: we must stop this!!

Bradford: now let’s achieve this by cloning Scrooge a daughter and making his already growing family even larger!

Black Heron: sounds good to me, I’m really just coming along for the ride

#ducktales #ducktales 2017 #scrooge mcduck #webby vanderquack #bradford buzzard #f.o.w.l. #Bradford— you dipshit

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This is an experiment.

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Lappet-faced Vulture

Happy Valentine’s Day! 🩶

#aes; #collin condor #mr. buzzard #valentines day

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

#ooc

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Your aesthetic word is—

#dash meme #collin condor

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Your aesthetic word is—

#dash meme #Mr. Buzzard