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themarvelmarauder 21 days
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Regulus: your handsome friend took care of everything
James: Remus?
Regulus: you think he's handsome?
James: I guess? Uh, is that a problem?
Regulus: no. Yes. Sometimes ...well you just-
James: you're jealous?
Regulus: I don't get jealous
James: you're jealous. You're actually jealous!
Regulus: I've never gotten jealous ! This is not-
James: have I made the famous Regulus Black jealous?
Regulus: shut it
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themarvelmarauder 1 month
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James Potter wears contacts when he plays qudditch. And Regulus hates it. That's the post.
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themarvelmarauder 2 months
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Why do the slytherin boys react videos have Regulus in them?! Why is he straight?! They don't know him like we do :(
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themarvelmarauder 2 months
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Sirius: besides no offense dude but what would you know about relationships anyway?
James: well actually smart guy I-
Sirius: actually what?
James: eeeerrrrrr
Sirius: spill it!
James: Regulus and I are dating!
Sirius: *gasp*
James: for like a couple of months now
Sirius: *shocked*
James: we have matching bracelets!
Sirius: *stunned*
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themarvelmarauder 3 months
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Regulus: before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a gryffindor
Barty: Aw, i knew you'd get with James
Regulus: ha ha ha
Barty: does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?
Regulus: see another bed in here?
Barty: Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever
Regulus: so, about the whole gryffindor thing don't tell too many people
Barty: hey, you know me
Regulus: I mean don't tell my brother
Barty: *starts texting Sirius* you know me
Regulus: who are you texting? *phone starts ringing*
Sirius, on the phone: A GRYFFINDOR?! MY BEST FRIEND?! SCANDAL!
Regulus: that's not true. Who told you?
Sirius: Barty duh!
Regulus: that gossipy bitch
Barty: you know me
Regulus: BARTY!
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themarvelmarauder 3 months
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I just saw the most Evan Rosier man in a stage show I was at. This man had a blonde mullet and a nose ring but he was giving off some happy boy vibes and I was like this dude has James Potter vibes (besides for being blonde). That was until this man started grinding on the audience members and I was like this dude is literally Evan Rosier in real life.
Anyway it got me thinking about like broadway/play aus so if anyone has any recommendations preferably with jegulus, rosekiller, marylily, and wolfstar then please give them to me.
That is all x
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themarvelmarauder 4 months
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Barty: yeah we don't laugh anymore. We don't talk anymore
Regulus: we're talking now
Barty: yeah but only while we wait for Evan
Regulus: we talked last night
Barty: yeah but you were in a mood
Regulus: I was not in a mood
Barty: alright fine you weren't in a mood
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themarvelmarauder 5 months
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The stars shined brightly above him. What a wonderfully clear night. What would make it a more wonderful night was if his boyfriend actually decided to turn up. Sick of waiting for his boyfriend to come he started rolling a blunt. He lit it up and took a drag. The door of the astronomy tower flung open, Regulus didn't even bother to look, slowly breathing out the smoke.
"Nice of you to join me Potter" he said with smoke curly out of his lips. James walked over to him quickly, sitting infront of him. James kept his head down when Regulus finally decided to look at him. Regulus frowned seeing the sadness that flooded his love's face, tear streaks running down his face.
"Oh my love what happened?" Regulus put out the blunt and gathered the boy in his arms, messy hair tickling his chin. James sniffed quietly, his head tucked into Regulus's neck.
"Sirius found out" he whispered, shuffling onto Regulus's lap. Regulus felt a flood of emotion take over him, nervousness, sadness, but mainly anger that this had caused such sadness for James.
"What did he do?" Regulus asked, anger slipping in his tone. A slight cry came from the boy wrapped around him, he quickly tightened his arms around him.
"He just yelled at me for dating his brother, I shouldn't be so sad but he's never yelled at me like that before. He was so angry," James confessed, more tears forming in his eyes.
Fucking Sirius. He was going to have a long chat with him tomorrow. But right now he needed to comfort his boyfriend.
"It's ok love," Regulus said hugging him closer, James falling evn more into him. "Let's just forget about him, ok?" He asked and James nodded.
Regulus slightly smiled and kissed him on the forehead. James pulled away from him grabbing the blunt off the ground.
"Now I think I was promised to get high, am I wrong?" James asked cheekily, tear lines still evident on his face. Regulus rolled his eyes, still concerned for his boyfriend, "No you aren't." He grabbed the blunt from James, pulling the lighter from his pocket and relighting the joint. He inhales but before giving it to James his exhales the smoke into his mouth, kissing him afterwards.
"Happy one year my love," Regulus says when he pulls away.
James takes a drag himself, "Happy one year"
They cuddle up together the rest of the night, laughing, talking, looking at the stars and getting high, ignoring the problem of Sirius until tomorrow.
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themarvelmarauder 5 months
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I don't know if I've ever seen someone do band aus the way I want them so this is the instruments everyone would play
Marauders - have a queen or led zeppelin vibe
James: drums
Remus: bass
Peter: lead guitar
Sirius: singer, sometimes piano or keyboard if needed
Valkyries - have an Abba or the runaways vibe
Marlene: drums, backing vocals
Lily: bass, backing vocals
Mary: guitar, singer
Slytherins - have a pearl jam or nirvana vibe
Regulus: bass
Barty: lead singer
Dorcas: guitar, singer
Evan: drummer
Pandora: singer, keyboard or piano
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themarvelmarauder 5 months
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James: *looking at lily lovingly*
Lily: don't look at me like that
James: *confused*
Lily: *knows how he feels about Regulus* don't act straight when you're gay
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themarvelmarauder 6 months
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Marauders as Aussie High school stereotypes
James: red house captain, footy player
Sirius: drama starter
Remus: school captain who only ran because his teachers made him
Peter: kid who tries to get people to give him change for the canteen
Lily: the one kid who answers all the questions asked during class
Mary: the one who never participates in pe
Marlene: wags and vapes in the girls bathroom (the reason the bathrooms are locked during class)
Regulus: kid everyone knows but no one talks to
Pandora: the kid that takes 20 art subjects
Dorcas: the one who always has some instrument lesson during class
Barty: eshay who scooters to school
Evan: vape/drug dealer
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themarvelmarauder 6 months
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Remus and Peter trying to guess who James is dating
Remus: well what colour are his eyes?
James: I don't know he's always looking away
Peter: Is he tall?
James: Well I don't gotta look up or down
Remus: yeah? Well we heard he's bad
James: mmm he's slytherin but he's not evil
Peter: *smirks* I know who it is
Remus: who?!
Peter: *walks off*
Remus: Peter!
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themarvelmarauder 6 months
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Doing this again because who doesn't love looking back at old posts and being like how tf was I so stupid? Adding other ships
Wolfstar: 10/10 one of the main parts of this fandom. I don't really read wolfstar fics but I love them as a background couple in other fics.
Jily: 5/10 literally the reason this fandom is a thing. I honestly don't ship it but it is literally the only Canon couple. I feel like they both deserve better.
Dorlene: 12/10 I love them. Og lesbians of the fandom. Can never actually finds fics of them. I probably just give up too easily though.
Snape with literally anyone: -10000000000/10 no.
Starbucks: 2/10 when it's written well it's great but I can never get over the fact that they thought of each other as brothers.
Wolfbucks: 3/10 these fics can be masterpieces but I only see them as friends.
Marylily: 10000/10 I love them. I project onto lily wayyyyy too much. Them in any relationship>. I can never find fics of them and they are my favourite ship :( They are the lesbian version of wolfstar done so much better. Hate how whenever i do posts of them no one even looks at it. Like guys look at my beautiful couple.
Starkiller: 4/10 I love it in fics where they dated but decided to be friends and Barty just annoys James with that. If they are the endgame couple though I am not reading that fic.
Jegulus: 1000/10 The reason my account is what it is. I love this ship so much. Most of the fics I read are of this couple, wish it wasn't like that though because they aren't my favourite anymore.
New ships
Rosekiller: 100/10 I love them. Psycho boyfriends have my heart.
Panmarylily: 1000/10 After marylily this ship has my heart. It's just so beautiful what more is there to say?
Peter with anyone: 0/10 no. Let me have at least one aromantic character that people agree on because you people are giving me nothing. I hate how people say that people headcannon him as aromantic just because they don't think he should fall inlove, because that is not the case at all. I truly believe he was an aromantic.
Quillkiller: 6/10 I've only ever seen it in tiktoks never in fics. It's cute in the bitchy psycho girlfriends way.
I can't think of anyone else but whatever, no one will fully read this most likely lol.
Rating Marauders era ships because I'm bored so I'm going to bless you all with my wisdom
Wolfstar: 11/10 simply beautiful
Jily: 3/10 seems toxic to me but it is ok
Dorlene: 9/10 love this ship alot but isn't my favourite
Snily: -100000/10 this is just disgusting
Starbucks: 4/10 it's an alright ship from the fics I've read but they are like brothers
Wolfbucks: 5/10 the fics for this ship are great but I prefer them as friends
Mary x Lily: 9/10 they just fit great together
Snape x any of the marauders: -100000/10 again simply disgusting
Narlily: 6/10 it's a cute ship
Starkiller: 3/10 it's ok but I prefer them as friends
Jegulus: 100/10 my favourite ship, it's simply divine, who doesn't love an enemies to lovers with your best friends brother?!
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themarvelmarauder 7 months
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James: You think about shagging all the time time don't you?
Regulus: ugh shagging. Trust the British to come up with the least sexy word for it
James: What's wrong with shagging?
Regulus: sounds like something you do to a carpet
James: Yeah what do the French call it?
Regulus: *smirking* faire l'amour
James: *swoons*
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themarvelmarauder 7 months
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James is the type of person to answer your snap after one second whereas Regulus takes 3-5 business days to answer someone.
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themarvelmarauder 8 months
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Marauders as random things my friends have said
Peter: I wouldn't be me if I didn't judge people
Marlene: My mum thought I said my penis was sticking out. No mum I don't have a penis
James: I have checked if my teeth are there 100 times, it is annoying the fuck out of me
Regulus, at family events: There are people here, if someone makes me talk to them I might kms
Pandora: My nostrils have taste buds in them
Barty: yippee yay condom time
Sirius: don't you love when your parents say being trans is just for attention?
Dorcas, about a sign: I thought this said lesbian fitness (it read lean bean fitness)
Mary: I have long slender juicy hands like a model
Evan: Regulus is listening to metallica, never been more proud of him
Remus: who doesn't love making cigarettes?
Lily: you can chew my neck?
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themarvelmarauder 8 months
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Mary: I just didn't wanna see you get hurt, that guy could have killed you. I know you think you're tough but you're fucking 5 feet tall!
Lily: I am 5'2!
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