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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain

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they should let dudes who get phallo get freaky with it. give my man a knot

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May your ashes feed the river in the morning rays 🗡️

Some Kas!Eddie to celebrate International Bat Appreciation Day | For @batboysxprompts Bat to the Bone event 🦇

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People who commit sexual violence against you and then guilt trip you for… being the victim are Something Else. Like bro how are YOU the victim here?????

#lita talks #dntrblg #if I had a nickel for every time this happened I’d have less than a dollar but wtf man

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May your ashes feed the river in the morning rays 🗡️

Some Kas!Eddie to celebrate International Bat Appreciation Day | For @batboysxprompts Bat to the Bone event 🦇

© xgumiho | do not repost/steal/edit/crop

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dionysus big naturals

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I got an open back top with the intention of going braless but I just remembered how aggressively prominent my nipples/piercings are and I’m shy about wearing it. Especially to work 😭

#lita talks #dntrblg

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Trying to determine if something doesn’t fit me for real or if it’s a combination of being bloated plus being unable to fasten it properly on my own

#lita talks #dntrblg #couldn’t zip it easily on my own #nearly dislocated my shoulder trying to zip it

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

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"I am going to get a good grade in ___________, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve" drifts through my brain with positively alarming regularity.

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A 28-year-old motorcyclist died in Washington State on Friday afternoon because a dipshit Tesla driver rear-ended him at speed. A Snohomish man, 56, was commuting in his 2022 Tesla Model S when he activated the car’s camera-based advanced driver assist system and according to his statements to police, began looking through his phone. With nobody paying attention to the car’s actions, the Tesla software ignored Jeffrey Nissen on his motorcycle and continued on at speed. The car rear-ended the two-wheeler, Nissen was flung from the bike, and his life ended pinned underneath the electric car, where he was still lodged when police arrived to the scene.

Tesla claims another life.

Reminder that even if you are personally aware of how dangerous Tesla vehicles are and vow to never ride in one, they can still kill you.

My own driving habits have changed around them. I always give Teslas extra space, avoid following them directly, and expect them to stop or swerve suddenly without notice.

Cannot count the times I've pulled up next to a Tesla at freeway speed, noticed the driver playing on their phone. Tap the horn. They look up with surprise.

Please, don't be that guy.

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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

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I get missing the Honeymoon Phase of the relationship once you're out of it but like what is a relationship if not Hanging Out. There is no higher form of love, of human connection, than Hanging Out. Why would you ever give up on that. All of mankind's endeavors, the very instinct wired into us as biological creatures, all of it points towards the holiness inherent to Just Chilling With Someone

#legally she is my hang out buddy now! #she watches trashy tv and talks about fanfic with me #she’s out of town until Thursday though :(

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wish i could call in bitchy to work