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This is not my beautiful circus; these are not my beautiful monkeys

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Don't Grow Up To Be Zionists

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Zionists.

By Josh Mayfield,

2024

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“Cherry Blossoms” by Toi Derricotte

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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy

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the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

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just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*

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A civil conversation with your local lake fish sturgeon

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some fluffy birbs for your viewing pleasure

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I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world

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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

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It’s such a shame that ben shapiro insists on the whole alt right thing. I really do think he’d make a killing voicing animated squirrels

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the reason people say. "let's get this bread". when they mean money. is because. bread is as good as gold. if you have a toaster oven.

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.