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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

#I also never considered it being unzipped

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ARRVEN I LOVE U <3

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This raises so many more questions than it answers. Questions I never knew I wanted answered before now.

me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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heart-shaped objects

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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"why can't they just be friends" not in the homophobic way but in the "their platonic relationship in the source material is far more dynamic and complex than the sanitized personalities they gain as a result of shipping" way

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Reblog to get whacked by this thing

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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

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