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themountainsays · 18 days
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Little reminder that I'm doing commissions! Hit me up if you're interested!!
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COMMISSIONS OPEN
Hello guys! I know I've been busy lately, but now that I am finally able to catch my breath, I wanted to let you know I'll be opening commissions!
I'll be honest, the situation in my country is not great, my girlfriend and I are struggling to get by so any help will be amazing.
So, above, you can see the prices and ToS, and below the readmore line, a few recent pieces as examples of what I usually draw. Warning for problematic ships.
DM if interested! Details below:
Prices
Pencil | Headshot - US$ 5 Pencil | Half - US$ 10 Pencil | 3/4 - US$ 30 Pencil | Full - US$ 50
Solid Color | Headshot - US$ 30 Solid Color | Half - US$ 50 Solid Color | 3/4 - US$ 70 Solid Color | Full - US$ 80
Full Shading | Headshot - US$ 50 Full Shading | Half - US$ 70 Full Shading | 3/4 - US$ 80 Full Shading | Full - US$ 100
I will draw:
Problematic ships
Ships, fandoms and characters I'm not into
Light blood
OCs
Text in fluent spanish
I will NOT draw:
N/s/f/w
L0l1sh0
Illustrations meant for commercial use
D/rugs
I can draw, but it will take longer and cost extra*:
Mecha
Comics (up to eight (8) pannels)
Furries/animals/non-human characters
* Prices to be discussed privately
Terms of Service
Personal use ONLY. The client will NOT  employ the commissioned illustration for any commercial ends and will not economically profit from it.
NO REFUNDS/CANCELLATION DEMANDS after payment has been effectuated. If the artist is unable to finish the project, they will initiate a refund.
THREE (3) correction instances only, which will vary in scale depending on how advanced the work is. Succeeding corrections will require additional fees. For more information, see point below.
The client may pay the whole price upfront, or they may pay 50% upfront and 50% after they receive the finished work. The former agreement entitles the client to previews and as many as THREE (3) free correction instances. The latter option will have the illustration presented to the client only once it is finished.
Payment only accepted in US$.
Drawing process can last between ONE (1) day and SIX (6) weeks.
The final illustration is intended to be published on social media after completion unless otherwise requested by the client. The artist will not give the illustration any commercial use (other than as an example in future commissions) unless the client has violated the Terms of Service
The artist reserves the right to leave their watermark in the final product.
The client cannot claim ownership or authorship over the commissioned illustration. All copyright belongs to the artist.
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themountainsays · 1 month
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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What's up with the collective obsession with Alastor though? He barely did anything, he just sat there being a creepy ugly tumblr sexyman. Vaggie and Angel were amazing and I love them, I thought they'd be the stars of the fandom. I don't want to tell people it's wrong to like this or that character but I do have to wonder if people would love Alastor this much if he were a woman.
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themountainsays · 1 month
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Oof and people being mad about shipping characters when it "doesn't fit their sexuality" or whatever. It reminds myself of being 15 and getting worked up over stupid shit. Who cares if he's gay and she's a lesbian, or if big hot tumblr sexyman is asexual? They're 2D furry demons, everyone should be able to understand it's not homophobic to do that, unless you're not writing long rants about it and telling everyone very explicitly how you're shipping it purely for trolling purposes. What makes you homophobic is having behaviors that endanger real queer people, not thinking two characters with "incompatible sexualities" could have chemistry.
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Just finished watching Hazbin Hotel and wondering why so many people hate it so much. It seems like a perfectly normal show to me. Its only crime was being edgy and not having smooth transitions between regular dialogue and musical numbers. I can't fathom why people would claim its problematic.
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i hope you write (i hope we both write)
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Henriette Ronner-Knip (Dutch, 1821-1909): Sleepy kittens (1894) (via Bonhams)
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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🙃 Regular reminder that while Hozier has amazing love songs, he is ALSO very outspoken about his leftist politics, specifically anti-fascism, anti-racism, reproductive rights, Palestinian rights and more.
Take Me To Church and Foreigner’s God are scathing critiques of organized religion, specifically the Catholic Church and the colonization of Ireland.
Moment’s Silence is about oral sex but it’s ALSO about how that specific sexual act is often distorted to a show of power rather than that of love.
Nina Cried Power is an homage to various (mostly Black) civil rights activists from the US and Ireland and a call to follow their path.
Be criticizes anti-migrant policies and Trump and his ilk.
Jackboot Jump is about the global wave of fascism and about protest and resistance.
Swan Upon Leda is about reproductive rights and the violent colonial oppression of Ireland and Palestine.
Eat Your Young is about the ruinous way the 1%/capitalism and arms dealers prioritize short-term profit over everything else to the detriment of the youth/99%
Butchered Tongue is about Irish and other indigenous languages being suppressed and erased by imperial powers.
If any of the above surprised you, please, please delve deeper into Hozier’s music, you’re missing such an important part of his work.
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🍉Data sources under the cut🍉
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Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.
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The Blue Spirit putting out firebending with a bucket of water is the absolute funniest thing ever done in avatar combat. It just is.
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I have never read a more excellent article
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themountainsays · 2 months
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Bonus points if one of the reasons Nancy hates her - the greatest reason, actually - is because Robin awakens something new and special in her, something her past loves had never quite given her. She always wanted to escape the suburban housewife lifestyle her mother is trapped in - chasing a successful career, as a strong woman - but that rebellion always came in the form of a fight, anger, frustration, everyone is your enemy, you have to shed your lambskin and become wolf. Freedom never came in the form of happiness and comfort. If freedom came in the form of love then she did not want it. It was a trap. It was easy and she didn't deserve "easy". She couldn't want Robin in this way, because it was selfish and wrong and beyond a line she couldn't cross, and she thinks that a gun will make her strong, but it does not. Deep down she is still cowardly and weak. This torment is Robin's fault and she must be punished for it.
Uh oh got kidnapped by ronance brainrot but too scared to interact with ronance accounts due to being a certified freak, known for them freaky icky fanwork and stuff. Doesn't stop me from having r.onance thoughts I want to share though.
Like the fact that I desperately need it to be meaner. I need it to be one-sided for a long time. I need Nancy to be uncaring at best and cruel at worst while Robin seeks approval. I love the fanfics and I love soft nice Nancy because both girls deserve softness, but the initial reason I began shipping them when I first watched S4 was seeing Robin fluttering around Nancy like an orphaned puppy while Nancy acted annoyed all the time. The angst of crushing on a girl that lowkey loathes you. The shame that comes with it, the humilliation. She used to be so proud - so above it all, so confident - thinking this girl a "priss", no one she'd ever crave attention from. But here she is. Trying to impress her. Puppy girl x mean girl is what I'm saying. Suddenly Steve seems a lot less stupid for having fallen in love with her. Even worse, she had his mistake as an example to learn from, but she never did.
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Uh oh got kidnapped by ronance brainrot but too scared to interact with ronance accounts due to being a certified freak, known for them freaky icky fanwork and stuff. Doesn't stop me from having r.onance thoughts I want to share though.
Like the fact that I desperately need it to be meaner. I need it to be one-sided for a long time. I need Nancy to be uncaring at best and cruel at worst while Robin seeks approval. I love the fanfics and I love soft nice Nancy because both girls deserve softness, but the initial reason I began shipping them when I first watched S4 was seeing Robin fluttering around Nancy like an orphaned puppy while Nancy acted annoyed all the time. The angst of crushing on a girl that lowkey loathes you. The shame that comes with it, the humilliation. She used to be so proud - so above it all, so confident - thinking this girl a "priss", no one she'd ever crave attention from. But here she is. Trying to impress her. Puppy girl x mean girl is what I'm saying. Suddenly Steve seems a lot less stupid for having fallen in love with her. Even worse, she had his mistake as an example to learn from, but she never did.
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