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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.

#unfortunately? #🤩🤩🤩

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"She was known to have studied magic while she was being brought up in the nunnery."

William Henry Margetson's illustration for The Legends of King Arthur and His Knights (1908)

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Druid's Temple

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a lot about marcille suddenly made sense once i realized she's the party's black mage and falin is the white mage

#haven't watched #but I'm here for terrible bedside manner

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Maiden of Light

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If you don't believe that crystals can keep away negative people in your life you've obviously never thrown one hard enough, my personal favourite that i recommend is called brick

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#if the boot fits

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Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.

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my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom

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"Sorry for killing you."

"Eh, I deserved it."

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i do enjoy "living weapon" characters but specifically living weapons who did in fact do absolutely horrific things which at least a part of them enjoyed and thought was good and right at the time, and that no amount of not knowing any better or guilt they feel in hindsight will ever make up for. i love living weapons who are "irredeemable", and no it's not their fault that they were made that way or pointed in the directions they were by the hand that wielded them, and yes they are victims, but so were their victims. living weapons who some people will never be able to forgive, but who still wake up every day and try to do better than what's expected of them. a sword that uses its blade to cut wheat to make bread for the people who once lived in fear of its arc falling on their heads.

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cute gender neutral things to call your partner:

chosen undead

bearer of the curse

ashen one

foul tarnished, emboldened by the flame of ambition

gravelord servant

bloody finger

mound maker

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From the daily meal.com

#somedays it is what it is #lightwithinthenightsky #alcohol tw

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“forgive and forget” wrong, eldrich blast