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early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition
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chúc mừng năm mới ! hope this lunar new year is one full of good luck and good health for everyone !!
( i wanted to have a bit of fun with patterns with this one - the designs are inspired by encaustic tiles i've seen around vietnam, with a bit of tết flavour :D )
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so the house of representatives just passed a bill that will now move to the senate to BAN tik tok completely in the united states and they are expected to argue that “national security risks” outweigh the freedom of speech and first amendment rights. biden has already said that if it gets to him, he will sign it. whether or not you use the app…….this is something to be worried about
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Lake Superior , Canada 🇨🇦 / USA 🇺🇸
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they also might not be giants. let's not get our hopes up
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Must have accessories for the fashionable girl on the go!
lead pipe
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apropos of nothing, certainly not the replies on that last reblog, a reminder:
if someone's "criticism" of bdsm hinges on the assumption that all bdsm involves a a male Dom hitting a female sub, that person does not know anything about bdsm and their opinion should not be given much weight!
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this is not the neil gaiman website i hate you
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Wolf turntable renders
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no amount of bird posts i make can ever capture how truly strange bitterns are
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theorangedead · 1 month
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You know that one post about using the special things instead of saving them for a time special enough to use them? Burning the pretty candles, eating off the fine china, that sort of thing.
Tonight I opened the sterling silverware that my parents were gifted when they married 30-some years ago. They never used it, it was put in a cabinet to be safe and keep from tarnishing until it was time to use them, and that never happened. When my mom visited and saw my mismatched utensils she decided I needed that silverware. I opened all the sealed plastic sleeves that kept them from tarnishing and got fingerprints on them for the first time.
Since my parents’ wedding they had not so much as touched the open air. Tonight they have touched late night box mac and cheese, as was surely always intended.
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Poetic
In the possibly misquoted words of my great grandpa, who put livestock directly in the backseat of his brand new car, “If it’s worth having, it’s worth using.”
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