My biggest post has 90k notes and is about lawns. Other than that I'm pretty standard. SJ, fandom, whatever. You can follow me for free, mostly because that represents the objective monetary value of my blog: nothing. They or he pronouns. An adult, somehow. Star Wars edits under "theorangedead edits" tag. My blog is generally an untagged mess, but not with much nsfw content.
early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
chúc mừng năm mới ! hope this lunar new year is one full of good luck and good health for everyone !!
( i wanted to have a bit of fun with patterns with this one - the designs are inspired by encaustic tiles i've seen around vietnam, with a bit of tết flavour :D )
so the house of representatives just passed a bill that will now move to the senate to BAN tik tok completely in the united states and they are expected to argue that “national security risks” outweigh the freedom of speech and first amendment rights. biden has already said that if it gets to him, he will sign it. whether or not you use the app…….this is something to be worried about
apropos of nothing, certainly not the replies on that last reblog, a reminder:
if someone's "criticism" of bdsm hinges on the assumption that all bdsm involves a a male Dom hitting a female sub, that person does not know anything about bdsm and their opinion should not be given much weight!
You know that one post about using the special things instead of saving them for a time special enough to use them? Burning the pretty candles, eating off the fine china, that sort of thing.
Tonight I opened the sterling silverware that my parents were gifted when they married 30-some years ago. They never used it, it was put in a cabinet to be safe and keep from tarnishing until it was time to use them, and that never happened. When my mom visited and saw my mismatched utensils she decided I needed that silverware. I opened all the sealed plastic sleeves that kept them from tarnishing and got fingerprints on them for the first time.
Since my parents’ wedding they had not so much as touched the open air. Tonight they have touched late night box mac and cheese, as was surely always intended.
Poetic
In the possibly misquoted words of my great grandpa, who put livestock directly in the backseat of his brand new car, “If it’s worth having, it’s worth using.”
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