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Okay but this is how bad 2017 was that I’m in my basement just now and a dandelion seed floats by and I’m like that’s weird, why is a dandelion seed floating right toward me in my basement where there’s no wind and in the middle of winter? And I let it fall onto my hand and stared at it for a moment before saying to it, “I’m a scientist and a very practical, down to earth person… but if you’re some kind of fairy, can you help me out, bro, and give me a better 2018?” Then I gently sent him on his way and wished him good luck. Keep your fingers crossed, people. XD

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Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

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You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.

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what’s the mood for february?

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Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

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Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella, the whole child grooming plot point in Breaking Dawn, etc.) and not (REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE THATS GAY), I saw this meme on Facebook where it was Louis and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire commenting on Edward’s sparkling and making fun of him for being gay. Like… Buddy My Guy. My Fair Dude. My Dear Sweet Homophobic Idiot. Not only are the Vampires in IWTV super duper gay, you’re lying to yourself if you think Lestat wouldn’t slam dunk his entire body into a tub of glitter on any given occasion. You Fool. You Imbecile.

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This is the nat20 cat! Reblog him for good DnD luck or at least because he’s so cute, c'mon.

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To attract kindness

🌷Gather rose quartz, lavender, chamomile, a sachet, an attraction sigil and your favorite essential oil.

🌷Draw sigil on a slip of paper. “With this sigil, I draw kindness to my life”. Place in sachet.

🌷Hold herbs. “With these herbs, I draw sweetness and gentleness into my life”. Place in sachet.

🌷Hold the rose quartz. “With this crystal, I draw in desired love”. Place in sachet.

🌷Optional: Add a strand of hair to strengthen it’s tie to you.

🌷Finally, add a drop of your essential oil (diluted) onto the herbs. “With this oil, I bind this sachet to do as I bid”.

Carry with you or sleep with it under your pillow to bring kindness and gentleness into your life.

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((is it socially acceptable to post this yet))

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Have A Nice Day!

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the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

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I like how everybody is paired off haha

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If you just leave your shopping carts around the parking lot like a fucking chimpanzee instead of putting it in the corral like a human being you are going to super hell and if that doesnt exist i will pirate enough millions of copies of the passion of the christ just so god will definitely send me to normal hell so i can construct the super hell just for you you goddamn animal