“It’s right there in the corner number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she’s as sticky as an old whore.” | “911, emergency?” | “Yeah, hello. We need some help. Some people are trying to kill us.” | “Where are you located, sir?” | “Me and my wife, we’re at this motel, the Pinewood Motel. It’s near the mountains. They’ve got us trapped.” | “Who has you trapped, sir?” | “I don’t know. We just need help. The Pinewood Motel.” | “Yes, sir. Do you have an address?” | “No! It’s near some woods. Jesus Christ, look it up!” | “You’re going to need to settle down, sir. You’ll never survive if you lose control, Mr. Fox. You shouldn’t be wandering around in the dark by yourself.”