Andrew u can’t commit murder on national tv 😔
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No because this is how some of y’all act like
Am I wrong?
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neil, avoiding questions about his past: honestly i don't remember, i was probably fucked up! i was crazy back then uh huh hahahah
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Betsy: I want to get to know the real you, Neil :)
Neil:
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kevin day: i’m trying to act straight but my teammates are dummy thicc and the clap of their exy-toned asses keeps alerting my bisexuality
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hey
neil as ‘white boy of the month’
ok bye
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Andrew Minyard, everyone.
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PSA
Neil Josten gets his doctorate in applied mathematics. For fun.
His logic: I had the money to go back to school and I wanted something to keep me occupied during the off-season.
During a post-game interview: “Mr. Josten!” “It’s Dr. Josten, actually, thanks.”
This drives Aaron Minyard up the fucking wall. Andrew is delighted.
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andrew: if every day is a gift, then where can i return kevin?
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“Neil almost said something because the downstairs bedroom only had a king bed in it, but since Andrew didn’t argue he kept his own mouth shut.”
me:
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conversations on the roof
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