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I met death, and he knocked over my glass olive oil bottle and shambled away

#it fucking shattered #it hurt my soul #olive oil #grocery #the glass went fucking everywhere and i did cartoon fall on the olive oil #egg experiences inconvenience

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Theme parks are weird(not in a bad way) and the car rides are long but hey listening to podcasts on the way is kind of a slay

#egg talks #and listens to podcasts with friends

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JIMMY

JIMMY

JIMMY

#animestl #con shenanigans #cosplay contest #egg talks

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Genuinely excited out of my mind to be reading Frankenstein for the fourteenth time through funky little emails

Fuck yea

#frankenstein weekly #frankenstein #egg talks #really gonna marinate my brains in this

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guys the tiniest amount of faith i had in renfield 2023 is starting to fade

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Look at him!! Look at my boy!

He's such a goober

An eternal favorite

A good boy

I mean yea he steals a baby,,, but he's also just a big bird so who cares is a bird

#aeon the terrible #bass and rankin #cartoons #egg screams about random shit #my boy! my baby boy! #vulture

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modern day dracula would talk like duolingo

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Your local friendo is pondering dinosaurs currently much like one would ponder an orb

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I NEED TO YELL ABOUT THE SINCLAIR OIL DINO LAND BECAUSE IT'S BUGGING ME, DOWN HERE IN GOOD OL MISSOURI WE HAVE REPLICAS (AND MAYBE ONE IS ORIGINAL IDK) OF TWO OF THE SINCLAIR DINOS. This is all good and dandy but the thing that bugs me is how did we get these? I cannot find any real record of them and they're kind of a bizarre community thing that yk if you know about it cool, if you don't you'll never know. But apparently the sinclair's t Rex was "mechanized" according to what I've found and looking at the model and photos, and even the one here I cannot tell how and can't find any record on how it was mechanized. Honestly if anyone knows please help me out, I love my funky 60s Dino statues and I need to know more about them other than where they're from, when, and why. I can't quite remember the artist who created them but if you look up sinclair dinoland you'll see them.

But honestly I just need to know how the t Rex was supposedly mechanized

Also for your amusement there's been a constantly used birds nest between our dinos teeth for at least as long as I can remember, probably longer

The Missouri dinos for reference

#dinoland #dinosaurs #sinclair oil #missouri #t-rex #animatronics #history #help

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I think everyone should have toasted sourdough, bonus points if you have butter and jam. Extra extra bonus points if you have tea, hope everyone can have this and feel like a little cartoon mouse :-)

#shouting into the void #bread

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I wonder how loud dracula's key ring is with that many locked doors, and I wonder how well he can actually navigate them

Edit: oh yeah also forgot to mention lizard fashion it is now mentioned

#dracula daily

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IM SORRY HE CRAWLED LIKE A WHAT NOW

and why are you describing to me that you've studied his hands as well as how he is GRIPPING the wall

#dracula daily #May 12th #what the actual fuck #HE'S GRIPPING WITH HIS FEET TOO WHAT

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Never thought i'd be sitting late in the evening adamantly reading dracula to catch up with the rest of tumblr, what a bizarre book club

#dracula daily

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Jerafina has three fingers and it really bothers me

#smile for me game #smile for me #smile for me jerafina #jerafina tabouli