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chilchuck having to tell the party that hes worried about them and that he cares about them is sooo funny after its revealed hes a dad. you make a dad talk about his emotions??? you force him to say with words he cares?? torture for dads.

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me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?

the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?

me: oh... so you saw that... :(

the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.

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I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

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It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

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miku in majimas outfit... (yakuza 1)

the solution for majima’s outfit lacking a shirt is the one that was used when pipimi from pop team epic cosplayed majima in the official pop team epic x yakuza collab (a sando with the tattoos printed on them)

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I can finally showcase this piece/cover I worked on for

@Eeldealzine ! I drew so many Frye's... but I enjoyed every moment of it!

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and when the clock struck midnight, we looked at our adorable kitty paws to see that they had returned to hands :(

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I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

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For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.

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YEAH NO SHIT MY GUY.

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me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

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