The one where we didn't have 17 trillion dollars in debt
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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WHEN CAN WE START CLONING THINGS
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this is a golden pepe
it appears only once in 20000 memes
this is the rarest of the rare pepes
reblog in 20 seconds or dank memes will never grace ur dashboard again
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My dog is the embodiment of the word aesthetic
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Teacher Who Dedicates Life To Students Total Fucking Bitch
MERIDIAN, ID—Students at Union Junior High School reported Monday that eighth-grade history teacher Evelyn Carmody, a tireless educator who has dedicated her whole life to the vocation of teaching, is a total goddamn bitch. “I fucking hate her,” 14-year-old Scarlett Ramsey said of the woman who not only stays up well past midnight providing individual feedback on each paper she grades, but also sets aside nearly $1,000 of her income each year to buy books and basic supplies for students who can’t afford them. “Give us homework over a three-day weekend? Who does that bitch think she is? I hope she dies.” Sources also stated that eighth-grade English teacher Mark Bradstone, who doesn’t really give a shit about his job and shows up hungover most mornings, is super popular and very cool.
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short people are full of sin
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I hate this world man
It isn't a homeland attack, so American news doesn't give two shits. Find a foreign news site and you'll be fine.
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????
A black teenager could have a 200 IQ and find the cure for cancer and white people will still say affirmative action is the reason why they got into college
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GUYS. GUYS.
GUYS.
HOLY FUCK.
GOOD GUY ADOBE releases the ENTIRE CS2 SUITE. FOR FREE.
That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really.
All you have to do is create a FREE ADOBE ID.
I am not sure about commercial use, but MAN. FUCKIN’ SWEET DUDE
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How horny the signs are
Aries: 3/10
Taurus: 7/10
Gemini: 11/10
Cancer: 3/10
Leo: 6/10
Virgo: 14/10
Libra: 10/10
Scorpio: 17/10
Sagittarius: 10/10
Capricorn: 6/10
Aquarius: 11/10
Pisces: 2/10
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Your bottled water habit is sucking California dry
If you’re reading this, chances are very high that your home has at least one — and maybe more! — magic appliance that produces clean water suitable for drinking. That’s one reason to avoid paying for bottled water.
Another reason? There’s a good chance the water you’re buying at the supermarket was bottled in California, a state currently enduring a severe drought.
Turn on the tap instead | Follow micdotcom
(Images via MotherJones)
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When older people complain about the state of my generation
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so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay
but then
that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.
SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head
BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE
like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work
best friends forever
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