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Faizaan and Zaina Vs. The World

So it was just a normal Saturday morning, I was sitting on my couch, watching George Lopez reruns with a bag of chips, and all of a sudden, an emergency news broadcast comes on saying: BREAKING NEWS: Zombie Outbreak in Houston, TX, and I was so confused at first I was like, what did someone do that caused this to happen? But then I was like super worried because I thought, what if my friends got infected, but then I thought, WHAT IF ZAINA GOT INFECTED?!?!?, so I got my backpack, went to my closet, and grabbed all the weapons I had, my swords, my guns, my nunchucks, my grenades, even my rocket launchers, because hey, you always gotta come prepared, so I left the house, walked around town armed, with a gun in each hand, because you don’t know when a zombies gonna jump out at you, so I kept walking, and then out of nowhere, a zombie just starts attacking me, trying to eat my brains, but I don’t let them, so I push them back, cock my gun, and I start shooting them, and I’d say after 10 or 11 bullets they fall straight to the ground, so then I keep walking, then I pass by this building, and I see someone inside, I couldn’t make out who they looked like but I was gonna have to go inside and find out, and best believe I would have my gun in my hand, because if it’s a zombie, I won’t hesitate to shoot the shit out of it, so I slowly go inside, my back is to the door, I open the door slowly, and I jump inside, holding the gun and screaming, and all I heard was a girls voice saying “don’t shoot, don’t shoot!!” and then I say “SHOW YOURSELF!!” and you’ll never guess who it was, it was Zaina!, I was like “Zaina, you’re not infected?” and she said “Faizaan, you’re not either?”, but then I went and asked her if she was okay, she told me she was scared to deal with this alone and she needed someone to protect her, so I decided to be her protector, we went back outside, she used me as her shield, which I thought was cute, then we kept walking, and then a zombie jumped out at us, so I took my sword and sliced his head off, Zaina was so impressed, she said that was the manliest thing I ever did, and I thanked her for the compliment, so then I gave Zaina one of my swords and I told her that she needs to kill some of these zombies too, she accepts the challenge, so then we keep walking, then these two zombies start coming at us slowly, and the worst part is, these zombies were two of my best friends, Alberto and Mahily, and I was kinda hesitant to kill them, Zaina asked why, I told her that these zombies used to be my best friends, so I got my sword, brought it up to them, I was about to kill them but then I flashed back to all the moments we had together, so then I just told Zaina to do it and she killed them, when she did that I cried a little cause I lost my two best friends, we then kept walking, I still felt really sad, but there was another zombie that started walking up to us slowly, and this one was even worse, cause this one was my old sign language teacher, Mrs. Cheese, she was so nice, I was kinda hesitant to kill her too, Zaina also asked why, I told her she was such a nice teacher and I loved her, and I told her that we shouldn’t kill her this time, she asked why, I said if she can be a nice person, she can certainly be a nice zombie, so we decided to give her a chance, then out of nowhere, she ran to me and tried to eat my brain, I covered it with my hands cause she can’t bite thru my strong hands, then Zaina comes in to save the day by pushing her back as hard as she can, popping the grenade, and throwing it to Mrs. Cheese, and then it explodes, as we walk away I walk to Mrs. Cheese and I say “Rest in Piece Mrs. Cheese, You Will Be Missed.” so as we’re walking away I ask Zaina how this whole zombie apocalypse started, then she explained to me how her father worked in the laboratory, and he accidentally released a chemical that turned everyone into zombies, and that’s how the outbreak started, she also told me there was no cure for it, so if you become a zombie, you stay a zombie,

like there is no going back, when it happens, it happens, so we walked some more then we saw another zombie, and this one was walking towards us too, and this one was my best friend Shakasia, I was, you guessed it, hesitant to kill, so then Zaina killed her too and lemme tell you the death was so gruesome, I just looked away, then we had an idea to kill the zombies faster, we could just use grenades to kill the zombies cause those can kill a lot of zombies, so many grenades later and we killed all the zombies, Zaina told me that was one of the best adventures she ever had, and I was glad, I really had fun out there with her, and this will be an adventure I’ll probably tell my kids one day, but then we realized that it’s kinda lonely with no one here, but it will be so easy to repopulate Houston, and a few months later it got repopulated, The End.

POST CREDITS SCENE: So I forgot to mention, one of the zombies I killed was my old English teacher Mrs. MCCormick, I thought she was dead but I was wrong, oh so very wrong, so she starts moving, then she grabs her head, puts it on her body then snaps it into place, then she grabs a random rainbow colored antidote leaf, eats it, then she becomes human again, then she grabs more of those leaves, and uses it to revive her family, The End (for real this time)

If me and zaina were zombies

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The Day I Met Isabela Moner Part 1

So There’s This Girl Who I Am So Crushing On Back Away Manju Muralee And Neha Matthews There A New Crush In Town And I’ll Give You A Hint About Her Shes In A lot Of Movies And Shes Now Playing One Of The Most Beloved Kids Cartoon Characters Of Our Generation Your Right It Is Isabela Moner And Shes A Total Babe And Shes A Powerful Woman And I Have A Thing For Powerful Women And One Day I Find Her Outside My House And I Say In My Who Told This Cute Girl My Address But I Didnt Care All I Cared About How Hot And Cute She Is And She Said Hey Faizaan Do You Want To Make Some Videos And I Was Literally In Shock Because Time Just Froze And Then We Made Some Videos And I’ll Tell You What The Videos Were In Part 2

Part 2 Coming July 4th

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The Nerf War Part 2

I Am Sorry That I Didn’t Post This The Day I Said I Would So Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

So The War Is Still On And Its Been Going On Every Day And They Never Get Shot Until One Day 3 People Get Shot By Luke And Then They Learn That Sharing Is Caring And They Learn To Share The Chocolate Bar And They All Live Happily Ever After The End!!!!!!

#nerffighter #nerfrival #nerfedmeka

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The Nerf War Part 1

It Started A Long Time Ago In Los Angeles In 2003 Five Friends Their Names Were Lucas,James,Arnold,Kyle,And Johnny Go To The Vending Machine For Their After School Snack And They Realized That There Was Only One Chocolate Bar In The Vending Machine And Chocolate Bars Are Their Favorite Snack And They Tried Rock,Paper,Scissors And They Always Tied Then They Settled It The Old Fashioned Way With A Nerf War So Here Are The Rules So If You Get Shot With A Nerf Blaster Your Out And The Last Ones With No Darts Wins And I Bet This Is Gonna Be A Dirty Game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Part 2 Is Coming May 21

#nerfnation #nerfthis #nerfgun

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My Zombie Brother Part 2

Before I Start This Story I Just Want To Say I'm Sorry For Not Posting This Story The Day I Said I Would Now Please Enjoy!!! Quint And I Hid In My Room And My Mom Was Trying To Stall The FBI By Making Them Amnesia Cookies After Taking A Bite From The Cookies They Forget Every Single Memory They Ever Had In Their Life And That Didn't Work So I Just Told Quint To Eat Their Brains And After He Was Finished They Were Never Heard Of Again And Then Zombie Hunters Came And Then We Did The Same Thing With Them Too And We Lived Happily Ever After The End!!!

#zombie #zomboy

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If there’s no love, what then?

Leonardo da Vinci (via quotemadness)

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Leonardo da Vinci and Workshop of Andrea del Verrocchio - Drapery Studies. Late XVth century 

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Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.

Leonardo da Vinci (via studenting)

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Skull in profile, cranium removed with worm holes visible - 1651 (Etching) -by Wenceslaus Hollar, after Leonardo da Vinci 

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The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.

Leonardo da Vinci (via quotemadness)

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Tears come from the heart and not from the brain.

Leonardo da Vinci (via infamoussayings)

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Study Of The Effect Of Light On A Profile Head (Facsimile) 1488

Leonardo da Vinci

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Da Vinci Inspiration - Alex Juliette

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Next to a Painting

Some identified paintings:

Gina Lollibrigida and The Clothed Maja by Francisco de Goya Dolores del Rio and Marlene Dietrich next to the Frida Kahlo’s self-portrait Elizabeth Taylor and Vue de l’asile et de la Chapelle de Saint-Remy by Vincent van Gogh Marilyn Monroe and Motherhood by Pablo Picasso Sophia Loren and Woman With a Green Necklace by Amedeo Modigliani Jayne Mansfield and Mona Lisa, La Gioconda by Leonardo da Vinci

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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.

Leonardo da Vinci (via quotemadness)

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A Study For An Equestrian Monument 1490

Leonardo da Vinci