therealvalkyrie

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girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is

[therealvalkyrie]

shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

[therealvalkyrie]

I like when:

1) Rap artists do a shout out for their best friend. "This person is my buddy and I love them." They might not even be in the song but they're just like "I'm thinking of you" anyway

2) Rock bands that are like sex, loud music, going nuts, also what if I was a robot

[therealvalkyrie]

[therealvalkyrie]

#cowboy hat 4 u!

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It may have been inscrutable to you but once we began to scrute it it was very quickly scrote

[therealvalkyrie]

why is adderall even a controlled substance. whats the big deeeaaallllll

[therealvalkyrie]

chappell roan and renee rapp are like sister 2 me

#valkyrie talks #hi how r u all

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went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up

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thinking about men who talk you through it…..the room heady and thick with the scent of sex, bodies tacky with sweat, stuck together tightly while he rocks into you and you’re starry eyed, cumming on his cock with panted whimpers, and he’s just nuzzled into your hairline to whisper encouragement of how fucking good you feel and you’re doing so well, cumming so pretty for him - while his arms flex and his abs tighten at how hard you’re creaming around him ;w;

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oh. i just found out that the writer of the vincent van gogh doctor who episode wrote it as a tribute to his sister.

#oh fuck #yet again crying over the van gogh episode

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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

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my dad sent me this tweet with zero likes or retweets so i can’t rt it without feeling weird but i sure can post it on my tumblr

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renee rapp give me one chance pls renee rapp please🙏🏻

[therealvalkyrie]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

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