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You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

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if we ALL pirate media and we ALL post stupid shit on the internet then future employers can't discriminate on those grounds. communism baby

#shitpost #communism

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not to take the mystery and fun out of it or anything but love is really not that deep. it's a biological function to ensure the next generation. thanks for coming to my ted talk

#seriously its just the straights being dramatic again #love #shitpost #ted talk

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not to start tie discourse but the half windsor is so much sexier than the full windsor

#tie #how to tie a tie #im not kidding #discourse #shitpost

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"if a ton of people all think the same thing they can't be wrong!"

- dragons

- religion

#shitpost #discourse #i guess?

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*narrows eyes* i'm starting to find these adhd/add posts a little too relatable for someone who's never been diagnosed with adhd/add

#adhd #add #shitpost

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i enjoy brushing my teeth. every day after getting out of the unconscious slab and every day before going back to being the filling of a pie whose crust is soft furnishings i rub my bone rocks with a hole health stick

#shitpost #brushing teeth i guess

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if tumblr really is dead then how come every fucking tiktok is just a recreation of a famous tumblr post

#tiktok #shitpost

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had a dream where you could attach wheels to crocs to make them roller skate crocs and i will never be the same

#shitpost #dream #crocs

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me, walking to school with two types of headache and so stressed you could hook me up to a generator and power all of county durham: i'm thriving

#shitpost

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i love the sound my head makes when I bop it with a fork

knock knock knock that's me tapping my silly little head with my fork

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next time someone asks me why my voice is so high i'm gonna tell them it's because the church chopped off my balls to keep me singing counter-tenor in the choir

#shitpost #ftm #trans guy #trans man #transmasc

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oh, no, i didn't say "sis" as a term of endearment! i said "cis"! i'm mocking you

#shitpost #ftm #mtf #trans #transgender #trans guy #trans girl #trans man #trans woman #non-binary #nb #enby #this post is for the WHOLE trans community bitch

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good news! my back pain is gone

it has been replaced with neck pain

#shitpost

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was just fucking debilitated by the thought of an s/o kissing my top surgery scars

#mlm #ftm