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eh never mind. I’ll go to the library tomorrow immediately after work so I don’t go on my phone for three hours straight after eating. I’ll take my dinner with me and eat it at the park.

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Sometimes I’m amazed by how quickly I can work myself up by merely thinking about ethical and moral issues.

#Okay. To the library to rent a computer! Wow I’ve been online for far too long

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okay everyone reblog and tell me your favorite perfume. but if your favorite is glossier you… don’t bother

#same previous I can’t wear most perfumes #although I do enjoy some mild natural scents like cedar oil or clove or eucalyptus mint (which also keep away bugs) #occasionally patchouli/sandalwood if it’s not too strong because I sniff old books and it smells the same to me

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#!!!!!! #flashing lights #teeth #gums tw #mouth tw

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Nice whumpy thing: when people are intensely pragmatic about their injuries illnesses.

“Listen, if I pass out…”

“If you let up pressure, I’ll bleed out. So just, don’t move.”

“I know it ill hurt, just do what you need to.”

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#Hm. Accepting methinks

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If it’s normal to call kids “rug rats” and “demons” and call old people “hags” and use “old windbag” as an insult; we should start calling rude, stuck-up adults who hate kids and the elderly Nephelim and yell “fee fi fo fum” at them and tell them to take their bean stalk and shove it right up their ass…

Although the ass may be hard to identify on these individuals, as they tend to excrete their waste from BOTH the anal AND the oral orifices. :)

#ageism

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people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

#I was busy copying some papers and a little guy was in there telling me about his birthday #so I took a moment and asked him what he was getting or wanted to get #which led to a whole conversation about space and he showed me a picture of a rocket ship he drew #Practicing active listening with kids is adorable and free to do and more people should do it #Fuck everyone who says “I hate kids” YOU WERE A KID #Let them have their happiness before adulthood snaps them up in its beak and deposits them in the workplace for the rest of their lives #Maybe if people show them enough kindness they won’t turn into a bitter old wretch like you #No really. If you genuinely hate kids… fuck you fuck you fuck you #You have so much self-loathing to unpack #The less you hate the happier you are. But until you get happy; fuck you #and I hate you but my hate is different because you were hateful first. The only justifiable hate in my opinion #I thought we were all against hating people for something they have no control over? Stop hating kids for being themselves. #It’s just as bad as racism and homophobia #Just because they’re young doesn’t mean they have nothing important to say. #As if most adults say important things. Oh so you like reality TV? You watch the fucking Bachelor. SNOOZE! #Rocket ships and dinosaurs and princesses are far more important to me than women clambering over each other to win a man’s approval #in a sick publicized televised version of “love” which hardly lives up to the name it’s called by #further idealizing and commodifying aspects of personal relationships which should never have been in the first place #I don’t care about your interests because you don’t care about theirs. Talk to the fucking hand asshole #Oh so you’re entertained by true crime? You want to talk about your fucking Dahmer drama? #Okay way to fucking go emboldening a genre which exploits the victims of violent crimes and their families #and sensationalizes the most mediocre assholes ever all because they were rude enough to kill multiple people #Woooooooooow that is sooooooo interesting oh my fucking GOD wooooooow being an adult is so fun #Gag me with a spoon. #Oh you only care to talk about your job which causes you insane amounts of stress and fuck that little kid with a special interest #how DARE they be nerdy about anything when you’re a complete dork about your job #always talking about it all the time fffff so mature. Get a fucking life. I hate adults so much ahaha #Adults are so annoying and don’t know how to act around people #Adults are evil little shits who think they can get away with everything because if they’re an adult they’re “innocent” #Who cares about the adults? Fuck them adults

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There always seems to be one kid who just screams like a tornado siren, all day long, at any given opportunity. Like, kid, I love you, you are precious and deserve all the happiness in the world; but please for the love of god shut up. There are people trying to learn here and you’re not helping them or yourself.

#I don’t like being harsh with people in general but if one child is raising the tension in the room to a fever pitch every single day #making it incredibly hard for the kids who are trying really really hard to focus when they already have focus issues #and because I know this specific kid gets absolutely spoiled rotten at home and is allowed to do whatever they want #you know… sometimes it helps to show the kid how they sound to others by demonstrating the obnoxious nature of The Scream #because when the parents do Jack Shit about teaching their kid discipline and courtesy; you have to be a parent in their stead #But do NOT continue to scream. You are an adult with adequate emotional control. Screaming should be be done EXTREMELY sparingly #and only utilized for demonstration purposes or to stop a brawl; not for bullying or intimidation #Don’t do a JoJo Siwa and TRY to make kids cry even though you may get stressed enough that you want to escalate on purpose #Again: you are an adult with adequate emotional control; don’t escalate unless the overreaching plan is to deescalate #if eliciting a startle response will stop harmful behavior and “snap them out of it” for long enough for you to get through #or if they just need to let all their emotions out at once so they can lose enough of that high energy to think critically #then sure #but you have to guide them back down very carefully and calmly; it’s a precise science #Don’t be mean about it; be genuine in your feelings and don’t go overboard. Genuine ≠ mean unless you’re evil #Or if you don’t feel emotions very strongly (like I do) then react like a “normal” person. Lie about being angry or sad if it is appropriat #Again: Your goal should not be to get the kid to do what you want; the goal should be to get them to feel good enough #so they are ABLE to do it in the first place #And the goal should also be to show them how their actions affect others if they are not aware of it #“Teach a man to fish” and all that. Don’t always check them; get them to check themselves #If a kid hits another kid when they’re angry at something completely unrelated; then 1.) redirect destructive behavior #and 2.) walk them back over to the kid they hurt and say: #“Look at [name]; look how sad you made them. [name] didn’t do anything to you #It’s okay to be angry but we CANNOT hit people when we are angry because it hurts and makes them cry.” Works great #Always remember there is a power imbalance inherent in EVERY child-adult relationship and NEVER abuse it #And if you’re not patient or emotionally stable enough to work with or have children; then don’t. Please don’t. #Children are not cute little dolls to play dress-up with; nor are they perfect angels; nor are they your personal stress ball #Having children is NOT A GAME. They are PEOPLE who will grow to be your age one day and everything you do affects them #Sorry I’m just tired of all these parents who shove iPads in their kids faces so they don’t bother them. You’re giving them an addiction

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in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…

#Okay r/hydrohomies I can understand but r/neverbrokeabone????????

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hhhhngh eepy

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Late Night with the Devil | Cameron Cairnes / Colin Cairnes | 2023

Ingrid Torelli

#Ooh this looks good #I thought it was a legit still of a 1970s game show

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So I averaged about 15,000 steps a day and 6–7 miles for the last two days. Sweet

#if this doesn’t give me thighs of steel I don’t know what will #It’s 1:20 and I feel like my brain just shut off dhdbdjdnn

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if i ever try to pretend i have a sense of humor please remind me that i just thought of the concept of a phoenix named boomerang "because he always comes back" and started laughing so hard i almost threw up

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this is girlhood. ethiopian skater girls. source

#omg what gorgeous ladies and fancy dresses #That looks really fun #I want to join them and I don’t even skateboard