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Refa: Please tell me you’re going to appeal to my humanity.

Londo: Actually, I’m planning to threaten you.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #lord refa #londo mollari #source: the avengers #loki laufeyson #tony stark #and then he did #and then Refa was a little bitch so Londo gave his boyfriend the gift of untraceable murder

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Babylon 5? You mean the Gordian knot of impulsivity?

#who are queue? what do queue want? #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #babylon 5 #b5 #gordian knot #oh and the sword is love and nukes btw #love and gelato as a trip across Italy? how about love and nukes as a trip to the Rim?

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G’Kar: Don’t do anything stupid until I get back.

Na’Toth: How can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #g’kar #na’toth #source: Captain America: The First Avenger #james “bucky” barnes #steve rogers

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any male born after 2217 can’t lead a five-mile long metropolis… all they know is fresh aire dates, fly they starfury, trust Ivanova implicitly, be The One, eat hot chip & lie

#who are queue? what do queue want? #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #babylon 5 #b5 #john sheridan #jeffrey sinclair #eat hot chip and lie #lochley can lead a space station for sure. she’s got in under control. that’s not the issue. the issue is that she can’t control her ex.

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Sheridan: I feel like you’re judging me.

Ivanova: I am not judging you. I am, however, heavily judging your parents.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #john sheridan #susan ivanova #source: @therighthandofvengeance #himbo and the bi tale as old as time #she loves David. she loves Nancy. she just can’t figure out the equation that resulted in John

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consider: Delenn with a t-shirt that says “I’m grandpa’s favorite”

#who are queue? what do queue want? #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #babylon 5 #b5 #delenn #valen #she seemed close enough with Sinclair for that to be a true statement #might be a lot of “great”s before we get to the word “grandpa” but the sentiment’s all the same

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I wanna know why Paramount+ has a “skip intro” button on ST: TOS. Who’s even skipping the intro? Why would one do that to oneself?

It’s the final frontier! It’s the voyages of the starship Enterprise! It’s a five-year mission! A mission in which they not only explore new worlds, but seek out new life and new civilizations! It literally focuses on going to the most important place and to do it well: to boldly go where no man has gone before!

#not b5 #hera rambles #paramount+ #st: tos #but seriously who’s denying themself such a wonderful thing? #i’m genuinely curious #why would you do that #does this apply to every intro of every show? no. but (imo) it sure does apply to this one! #furthermore: what the hell was Paramount+ thinking when the decided to end Lower Decks so soon?!?!

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Vir: Where have you been?

Londo: Emotional hell.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #vir cotto #londo mollari #source: friends #monica geller #ross geller

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I love ibuprofen the way Sheridan loves Delenn

#who are queue? what do queue want? #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #babylon 5 #b5 #john sheridan #delenn #john x delenn #ibuprofen #I’m a malewife for ibuprofen #and I’m more than okay with it #ibuprofen appears to me on my period the way Delenn does when Sheridan’s on Z’ha’dum #yeah baby I’m hanging on by the image of your sweet face #shoutout chronically ill besties btw #ilysm <3

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Sheridan: “Victory” is my middle name!

Ivanova: Last time I checked, “victory” starts with a V, not a J.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #john sheridan #susan ivanova #source: @therighthandofvengeance #himbo and the bi tale as old as time #again: older brother and younger sister

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POV: you’re going through John Sheridan’s text messages

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #incorrect babylon 5 text messages? #that would be a new one for me #john sheridan #lizzie sheridan #delenn #susan ivanova #source: @therighthandofvengeance #of course Delenn is in his contacts as “MY WIFE ♥️♥️♥️”— what else could she possibly be? #further. Ivanova is “God” and it will never be changed in his phone. EVER.

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Mr. Morden: You believe in that karma crap, don’t you?

Vir: Yeah, listen, by the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #mr. morden #vir cotto #source: friends #chandler bing #phoebe buffay

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the fact that we didn’t get an enemies-to-lovers arc between Ivanova and an environmental tech who found her coffee plant is criminal.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #babylon 5 #b5 #susan ivanova #Ivanova and the Definitely Non-Existent Coffee Plant #“oh I pay them off” yeah maybe on date night??? #maybe with flowers and kisses???

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Sheridan: Wanna watch me do something stupid?

Ivanova: I’m actually on this diet, right now— I can’t participate in any activity that would require me to fill out even more paperwork than I already have to.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #john sheridan #susan ivanova #source: @therighthandofvengeance #himbo and the bi tale as old as time #again: older brother and younger sister #to be fair she’s already got a lot of paperwork on her plate to begin with #like #a lot

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#who are queue? what do queue want? #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #babylon 5 #b5 #poll time #michael garibaldi #jeffrey sinclair #ifykyk

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Zack: Hey, Lyta, Garibaldi just broke my seashell lamp.

Lyta: Neat! I’m gonna die alone.

Zack: Okay, you win.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #zack allan #lyta alexander #source: friends #rachel green #chandler bing #also ​zack: wanna get pizza about it? #to be fair #pizza can solve a lot of problems #but also #lyta can ABSOLUTELY out-pizza the hut #(respectfully)

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War Criminal 1: morals sold separately.

War Criminal 2: blinding aggression included, enlightenment only offered via subscription.

War Criminal 3: impulse control sold separately in the Pure Exhaustion Variety Pack.

War Criminal 4: gifted child mentality included through the Prophetic Bundle.

Note that the elusive War Criminal 5 is only available through the Babylon Bundle (as supplies are limited).

#who are queue? what do queue want? #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #babylon 5 #b5 #londo mollari #g’kar #john sheridan #delenn #kosh naranek #they’re war criminals but damn if they’re not our war criminals