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Hufflepuff me. I used to believe in fairytale love and gentle romance.

Slytherin hubby. And now?

Hufflepuff me. Now I have you so that was clearly shite.

#hufflepuff x slytherin #so naive #unlikely marriage #slyterpuff #hufflerin #slytherin #hufflepuff #hogwarts houses #harry potter

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Slytherin hubby. My family once owned a magic carpet that was extremely frightening.

Hufflepuff me. Why? You’re not afraid of flying.

Slytherin hubby. Flying? The fucker would roll you up and squeeze you to death.

#hufflepuff x slytherin #family heirloom #unlikely marriage #hufflepuff #slytherin #hufflerin #slyterpuff #harry potter #hogwarts houses

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Slytherin hubby. What are you doing?

Hufflepuff me. I’m looking for my glasses.

Slytherin hubby. You don’t wear glasses.

Hufflepuff me. That’s because I lost them three weeks ago, right after I bought them.

#hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #slyterpuff #unlikely marriage #slytherin #hufflepuff #hogwarts houses #harry potter

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~Early dating was like~

Slytherin hubby. So, umm.. we’re officially dating yeah? Do we, I don’t know… hold hands?

Hufflepuff me. *freezes halfway to pulling off my shirt*…. Umm… yeah, sure.

#hufflepuff x slytherin #unlikely marriage #harry potter #hogwarts houses #slytherin #hufflepuff

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Slytherin hubby. I’ll never understand your fascination with classical arts.

Hufflepuff me. Don’t you ever get that compelling need to just stand in front of something magnificently pure and beautiful?

Slytherin hubby. You can look at my face anytime, love.

#hufflepuff x slytherin #unlikely marriage #things my slytherin husband say to me #slytherpuff #hufflerin #hufflepuff #slytherin #hogwarts houses #harry potter

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Hufflepuff me. We won’t let the hard times we go through define us, right?!

Slytherin hubby. Right, we’ll just let them give us crippling anxiety and a twisted sense of humor.

#no we won’t lol #probably he will tho #hufflepuff x slytherin #unlikely marriage #hufflerin #slyterpuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #hogwarts houses #harry potter #cancer sucks

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Hufflepuff me. I dreamt that we went flying on our brooms and our brooms were connected by a silver thread. I flew in a cloud so dense and dark that I couldn’t see anything around me and you couldn’t follow because that was my cloud and not yours. But I could feel you connected to me by the silver thread and I knew you were with me. And so we flew, for the only way out the cloud was through it.

Slytherin hubby. *holds me close* Always.

#in sickness and in health #hard times #marriage #hufflepuff x slytherin #soulmates #hufflerin #slytherpuff #hogwarts houses #harry potter

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Hufflepuff me. I’m sorry, I’m just having a really bad day.

Slytherin hubby. Even on your worst days, you’re still the best thing that ever happened to me.

#always #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #slytherpuff #hufflepuff #Slytherin #unlikely marriage

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Slytherin hubby. *yells from the bedroom* You have to come here immediately, this is an emergency!

Hufflepuff me. *eye rolls* if you’re looking for your Tuesday shirt, you’ve left it at your friend’s house last week. You remember? The night you got drunk, lost a bet and came home wearing just wet socks and a cloak…?

Slytherin hubby. *comes out grinning madly* what a glorious night that was.

#the cloak wasn’t even his #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #slytherpuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #unlikely marriage #hogwarts houses #harry potter

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Slytherin hubby. Truth is, we Slytherins are considered creepy just because our common room is in the dungeons.

Hufflepuff me. Ours is in the dungeons too.

Slytherin hubby. …

Slytherin hubby. Yeah but it’s a cozy sort of dungeons.

#cOzY DuNgEoN #badgers lair #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #slytherpuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #hogwarts houses #harry potter

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Slytherin hubby. What is your favorite flower?

Hufflepuff me. I don’t know, never thought about it… poppies maybe. Or peonies… or buttercups… but do people really have just one favorite flower?

Slytherin hubby. I do.

Hufflepuff me. *eyes him curiously* You have one favorite flower?

Slytherin hubby. Yes. You.

#hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #slytherpuff #slytherin #hufflepuff #unlikely marriage #hogwarts houses #harry potter

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Slytherin hubby. We are not meant to be so far apart.

Hufflepuff me. We are not far apart. You just want me to sit on the couch with you so I can rub your feet.

#hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #slytherpuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #hogwarts houses #harry potter #unlikely marriage

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~ pillow talk ~

Slytherin hubby. Wish we could stay like this until the end of time.

Hufflepuff me. Well…

Slytherin hubby. What now.

Hufflepuff me. … technically time as we know it is a social construct so…

Slytherin hubby. NO.

#I have no idea how I became the philosophical one #things we say at 2AM #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #slytherpuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #unlikely marriage #hogwarts houses #harry potter

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Slytherin hubby. Remember when you used to be shy and demure and easily embarrassed?

Hufflepuff me. Umm no.

Slytherin hubby. Me neither.

#it’s all in good nature #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #slytherpuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #unlikely marriage #harry potter #hogwarts houses

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Hufflepuff me. Hmm… how I love summer…

Slytherin hubby. *looking very annoyed* I’m sweating.

Hufflepuff me. If only you hadn’t come to the beach in a suit.

#unlikely marriage #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #hufflepuff #slyterpuff #slytherin #hogwarts houses #harry potter

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Hufflepuff me. I think I’ve loved you since the moment I met you.

Slytherin hubby. When I said “Hello” and you threw a body bind curse at me?

Hufflepuff me. I know, I was always pretty forward.

#love at first jinx #hufflepuff x slytherin #slytherpuff #hufflerin #hufflepuff #slytherin #hogwarts houses #harry potter

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Hufflepuff me. You always get mad at me for the stupidest reasons.

Slytherin hubby. I most certainly do not.

Hufflepuff me. You did the other day! Just because I was singing in the shower.

Slytherin hubby. … We were together and I was trying to kiss you!

#shower sex is overrated anyway #hufflepuff x slytherin #hufflerin #slytherpuff #hufflepuff #slytherin #hogwarts houses #harry potter #unlikely marriage