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it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul
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Of Fire and Falcons: A Good Omens Renaissance Faire AU by CemeteryAngel725
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Thank you so much to @quona for the amazing art bringing these characters to life!
Rated E, 54,201 words
Read on AO3 here!
Summary:
Since they met at a Florida Renaissance faire a year and a half ago, fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale have been a great deal more than friends, but they've never quite admitted what they really feel about each other. Now Crowley has fallen in love, and he has five weeks at the Catskill Mountains Renaissance Faire during the most romantic season of the year to convince Aziraphale to see the light.
Excerpt:
Later that evening, Crowley was back at the campground, spinning his LED poi among the other dancers next to the fire, the sounds of drumming all around them. He had discarded his shirt long ago, and he was in his element, the energy of the night flowing through him and the warm firelight on his skin. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a flash of blond curls, a pair of bright eyes watching his every move. He slung his poi over his shoulder and sauntered over.
“Evening, Aziraphale,” he drawled. “You know, you look like an angel in this light, with your fluffy little halo. Have you come down here to keep all of us demons in line?”
“Hush, you.” Aziraphale dragged his eyes down Crowley’s torso, a little sigh escaping his lips. Crowley knew he looked good, and he shivered a little under the appreciative gaze. “Besides, you’re hardly a demon.”
“Oh, really? What am I, then?” Crowley stepped a little closer, leaving barely a foot of space between them.
“Something rather delectable, I think.” Aziraphale placed a hand on Crowley’s chest and ran it upward, over his shoulder and around the back of his neck. Threading his fingers through the red hair, he pulled Crowley down into a kiss, right there in the firelight, amid the noise and bustle of the post-faire party.
Special thanks to everyone over at @goodomensafterdark for all the support!
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Right in front of his salad :/
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thescholarlystrumpet · 14 hours
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“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where, (…) …because I don’t know any other way to love.”
-Pablo Neruda, Sonnet XVII
Some sunset cuddles, from a more carefree time… before they really knew what ‘hereditary enemies’ meant!
EDIT: an absolutely gorgeous, soft, lovely ficlet (nsfw) was written for this piece by my angel @ineffabildaddy and i have frayed apart at the seams and been made whole again!
please treat yourself and read it here:
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Source @ X
ID: tweets from @boulevarddouble:
okay SO. Just FYI i have an insider contact and i asked him about this new google drive nsfw scare.
backing up is never a bad idea.
99% of people will be unaffected, and this is NOT a crackdown on having nsfw content on gdrive
"What I think has happened is that drive has made several updates to its spam/abuse filtering and one of the focuses is trying to catch spammers who share explicit things in docs with random emails. Which is good in theory, but has the potential to hit false positives."
his recommendation is to keep NSFW words out of your doc titles and instead of sharing the "open link", share directly with you beta's email addresses.
It is also more likely to flag up explicit images, though that is less likely to be a fic problem.
/end ID
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Demonic agenda 😈🐍
Fuck with gender
Fuck with Aziraphale
Fuck Aziraphale
Outfit inspo
Ko-Fi
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reblog if fanfic writing has been a source of happiness for you and has helped with your mental health
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WIP Tag Game!
If you’re tagged, make a new post and share 1-2 sentences from your most recent unposted WIP(s) with zero context- Let your followers guess!
God, his face when he saw the roses. Making a man with a face like he’s never heard a swear word look that sad should be fucking illegal. Crowley decides that today Fell should have something sweet, which is a very normal thing to think about a stranger, because fuck whoever is sending these flowers, right?
Aziraphale recalls thinking that he hadn’t seen Crowley’s entire neck since the sixteenth century. Was it too much to ask for the tunic to come back into style? He used to see Crowley’s collarbones.
thanks for the tags @thescholarlystrumpet @notalostcausejustyet and @chernozemm!
No presh tags for @ineffabildaddy @ironriots @malachitegrey @crowleyslvt @hakunahistata! @adverbian
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Why is this me, like, every weekend tho? 😭
Tragedy: Local Porn Writer Excited To Write All Day But Hit With Immediate After Work Sleepies
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23. Name a fic you’ve written that you’re especially fond of & explain why you like it.
Overall, Making the Pieces Fit is, I think, one of my best works in that I worked so hard to stay canon compliant and in character for each of the 8 voices in it. It's a Buffy the Vampire Slayer S6 Fix-it fic (everybody lives!) from the 3rd person familiar of Giles. I'm truly proud of it.
For GO, I honestly love all my fic bbys but my latest (For Loving One) is the longest thing I've ever actually finished! It's a sloooow burn with so many feels and pining, ratcheting up the tension a bit at a time... I'm SO excited to see people react to it!
31. What’s the nicest thing someone has ever said about your writing?
Everything @hakunahistata has ever said to me? XP
@quona also always gives excellent feedback and reactions that make me squee!
A reader once commented that they blind-followed me into a new fandom they weren't even in because they trust me as a writer. Which was just... /instant happy tears
Honestly there have been dozens of comments over the years that are practically inked onto my heart. They keep me writing when I feel doubtful or down on myself <3
TMI Tuesday Author asks!
23. Name a fic you’ve written that you’re especially fond of & explain why you like it.
31. What’s the nicest thing someone has ever said about your writing?
hello! these are such thoughtful questions to pull, thank you💙
23. Name a fic you’ve written that you’re especially fond of & explain why you like it.
i'm gonna shoutout an underdog here - you're so golden i really like because it's one of the most lighthearted and soft things i've written. it's very short at 0.9k and i banged it out in an hour one late night to unwind after work. i greatly enjoyed doing it, and the fact that it was heavily inspired by @omens-for-ophelia's fanart makes me very very happy!!
31. What’s the nicest thing someone has ever said about your writing?
the last time i answered this i cited @bowtiepastabitch and @queer-reader-07's comments on I'm Beginning to See the Light, which still rings true as an answer, but i'm gonna add to these and mention @fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic's post about that same fic because op opens her review by saying it's the best trans sex she's ever read😭 i think i just about fainted the first time i read that hehe
what are your answers to these questions, with regards to your own work?
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thescholarlystrumpet · 19 hours
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Thanks for my pornography
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ahhh @hakunahistata you're gonna make me cryyyy!
You've been 100% invaluable and so, so incredibly supportive. You're basically this fic's godmother ;)
Slow burn Human AU Priest Aziraphale x Crowley (set in WW2). Complete and posting 1-2x weekly.
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For Loving One- Rated Explicit
Father Fell has been living a quiet life in a small parish. Despite the looming fear of war, he thought he was content with his small pleasures. Until a mysterious stranger comes to town, turning that life on its head and awakening desires the Father thought he buried long, long ago...
Chapter one
It was quite late and Father Fell was sweeping in the chapel when there was a thudding sound. He looked up in alarm only to find a long, thin man standing in front of the entrance. 
Standing was a relative term in this case. The strange man was leaning to one side, seeming to favor his left leg. He wore dusty clothes of nondescript color, ragged looking, and a cap pulled low over a short, unkempt reddish beard. 
“May I be of assistance, my good Sir?” Father Fell asked gently, holding tight to the broom just in case it was needed for safety. It was not common to encounter anyone out of doors this late, especially not since the War started. 
The man limped toward him and made a hoarse sound, either a cough or a clearing of the throat. He shook his head and even that slight movement set him even more off balance. As the stranger careened toward the nearest pew, Father Fell dropped his broom and ran toward him. 
The priest was just barely in time to catch the stranger from what might have been a nasty bash to the head. Instead, Father Fell pulled him sideways and they both landed on the carpeted floor with a forced exhale. 
Keep reading on AO3
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Anyone who knows me has probably heard me talk about this fic. It has been a labor of love and occasional tears. I’m overjoyed to finally be sharing it with all of you!!
@goodomensafterdark @fuckyeahgoodomens
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ohhhhh @ritz-writes did this and i couldn’t resist
SEE!!! i may wear black and sleep a lot but i’m a stuffy little cunt at heart
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A Leisurely Lunch on AO3 by @thescholarlystrumpet
His opponent, a lanky dark haired man with a British accent, had been glaring daggers at him every time their eyes met. Probably didn’t help that Roland had side tracked the case with a series of hearings on every single piece of evidence the other man presented. Or that he’d made a very public showing of investigating whether the Brit was qualified to even practice law in DC. 
Roland had half a chub under the table every time the guy talked, picturing much better uses for that rosy mouth.
Some Roland Blum/OC [played by DT] porn I illustrated for @thescholarlystrumpet as a gift for @daneecastle
Kofi | Reddit
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definitely overanalyzing this but when Husk walks away with Angel looking at him with his big googly eyes, he's replaced by the big, shiny "JACKPOT" sign
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as if he hit the jackpot with this guy
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Crowley snark throughout! As it should be! :D
WIP Tag Game!
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@thescholarlystrumpet and @adverbian, thank you for the tag, my beloveds!
WIP 1: 🌌🐝
“I told you, I’m fine,” Crowley’s voice is muffled underneath the oxygen mask affixed to his face. Aziraphale can’t hide the smile that stretches across his face. Lieutenant Crowley’s patented sneer is a balm on his nerves.
Aziraphale looks past the diagnostics on the transparent touchscreen that separates them and watches Crowley instead, his form bathed in a purplish hue from the screen.
WIP 2: 📚🚸
“You don’t need to hide the beer, son.” Daniel grinned as he slid open the glass door. “I’m still getting used to the legal drinking age here, but it’s fine. I’d rather you boys drink here than somewhere else.”
It was entirely unsurprising that Gabriel’s father was the Cool Dad.
WIP 3: 🥂😏
“You’re all bark and no bite, Dr. Crowley. You know as well as I that you’ll be donating something this evening.”
“Pfft, yeah, donating. Not whatever the fuck this pretentious bullshit is.” Crowley waved his hand in the general direction of the room.
Tagging: @ineffable-rohese, @gaiaseyes451, @the-literal-kj, @mrscakeishere, @polychromicron-persei-8, @gingiekittycat and viewers like YOU!
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The enshittification of the Internet is gaining momentum.
We're on our way back into the fifties and I really think we need a giant meteor at this point.
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