thesecondsmoveon

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The Carroll Herald (August 24, 1897)

#me!!

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who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday

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not now kitten. daddys turning into a self fulfilling prophecy of the person who everyone around him always said he would become

#can i unread this

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not a sexyman not a babygirl, but a secret third thing

some cunt

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best episodes of televisions are the ones that are about a dinner party crashing and burning

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tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

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mild horniness is i think the single engine powering any good thing in the world. think of all the classes you've shown up to due to mild horniness. the times you've put on a nice shirt. the times you actually bothered to understand some arcane concept. are you sure that mild horniness had nothing to do with it? if we could harness this into energy we would actually solve for the oil & gas crisis.

#mild horniness is the reason i’m here today it’s true

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Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

#💀💀​💀

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"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

#i shan’t say 👀

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new the foxhole court book. i can't BELIEVE it

#ER I don’t know how to feel…. #the foxhole court

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when fanfic writers put in their author’s notes “this was so self indulgent” man i’m so happy for you. i hope so. i hope you had a blast making this. i love you

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TikTok update where the app won't open unless the user is wearing earphones

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This mosaic backsplash is spectacular. I hope it wasn’t done on wallpaper b/c it’s a rental and they have to pull it down when they move!

flcker.com

#need

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#oh my god julien…..

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i really miss prev tags. i long for the functionality to come back to me. i try every day like a wife checking the mailbox for a letter from her husband at war

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the pornbots are developing mental illness