theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

#jesus CHRIST IT'S STILL GOING???? #i went looking for disco elysium art to procrastinate #and i am hit in the face with my own work from years ago #long post #i need to rewrite this i've gotten better since then

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nah we had that in canada when i was a kid all the time, but idt my parents wanted me to go so my classmates just sold chocolate i couldnt afford to me

Do schools in other parts of the world try to raise additional money for their programs by dragooning children into pyramid schemes selling sub-par and overpriced candy bars or is that just an American thing

#idk it was weird

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @jcfoxington

which server is that gonna be on

text: we were invited to a party by hatsune miku

#calligraphy #shitpost

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req'd by @angelofmusings

ahhh me spine

text: I AM BUILT DIFFERENT AND WORSE

#calligraphy #shitpost

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req'd by @hubris-i

.... whats in that boot

text: Fill your boots then? That might make it taste better!

#calligraphy #shitpost

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req'd by @tabitha-tree

as... as opposed to a dry one?? which would be?????

text: Nothing quite hits like a wet egg

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why did you specifically call out Houston freeways in the recap. i know our traffic sucks but why us in particular

oh I dunno, maybe it has something to do with a 20+ lane wide freeway going through it

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buddy no amount of prettiness is going to distract me from the fact these are tswift lyrics

it's a love story.....

#as much as the lettering is BEAUTIFUL and more technically sound than anything i write #i am...... #not the person to ask to admire swiftie lyrics

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @applefudge5

look this is NOT his job but does anyone have a tallerico update

text: HBOMBERGUY KILL HIM

#calligraphy #shitpost

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

hey everyone get in here me and some pals are doing homestuck reading on mondays since apparently i am not free from this hell :)

#twitch #the undending homestuck votex #homestuck

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

okay here are the cards folks have kindly paid for me to write this previous sunday! IDs should be in the pics, they've been bought, in order, by:

@winteryserpent @vallaragna @ghostchilismoothie @kadeperegrine @jackthebard @idkhowtomakeaname @unfortunatebedhead @idkhowtomakeaname @sablefoxx @idkhowtomakeaname @ozziescribbler @idkhowtomakeaname @idkhowtomakeaname @venort @sablefoxx @idkhowtomakeaname

(also yes, @idkhowtomakeaname DID buy all those lmao)

#calligraphy #shitpost

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req'd by @n0ech

to be fair you weren't very specific when you asked to be "cured"

text: It's not my fault the vortex turned you into a ham

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req'd by @mychemicalseal

sometimes you get wiggled thats the price you must pay

text: Naughty cats get put in the pear wiggler to atone for their crimes

#calligraphy #shitpost

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req'd by @angelofmusings

whats the purpose then?

text: Showboating with a purpose

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req'd by @galacticxangel

mods can we get a poll going

text: Twitch Chat is deciding your fate

#calligraphy #shitpost

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

kay we've got 6 more cards to write then i'm clear for the week!

The weekly Calligraphy and Tunes Streams are on 3pm EST Sundays now!

so I've shifted my streaming schedule around to accommodate my other job, I'll see yall in a few hours for the stream!

These streams happen once a week and are where I write up the 28 calligraphy cards that go up throughout the week, from the backlog of requests in my inbox.

Cmon in and chill! I got nightbot going so you can request tunes for us to listen to, and if you drop a few dollars for me I'll write whatever you'd like on a card live, in any ink colour you'd care to name!

#calligraphy #shitpost #twitch

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

things are going SO normally

The weekly Calligraphy and Tunes Streams are on 3pm EST Sundays now!

so I've shifted my streaming schedule around to accommodate my other job, I'll see yall in a few hours for the stream!

These streams happen once a week and are where I write up the 28 calligraphy cards that go up throughout the week, from the backlog of requests in my inbox.

Cmon in and chill! I got nightbot going so you can request tunes for us to listen to, and if you drop a few dollars for me I'll write whatever you'd like on a card live, in any ink colour you'd care to name!

#calligraphy #shitpost #twitch