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Why Am I Here

I came to tumblr when I left facebook for good but, needed a website,on which to keep in contact with my long-distance lady friend. Therefore, I opened up an account for her on tumblr so, that she and I could instant message (text) each other. Little did I know that she was a turf(?) and, find herself at odds with 90% of tumblr members, which occupied 90% of her time arguing.

She died soon after becoming a (disgruntled) member of tumblr but, I have stayed. Unfortunately, the longer I stay on tumblr the less welcome I feel, here. Half the time I fail to comprehend the language and, the other half the time I'm sure the members fail to comprehend it.

There is not one single member that I find friendly enough to consider a "friend" and, have discovered that I am approached ONLY by members hoping to exploit me for their personal financial gains. I really only stayed to use this social media as a tracking device to keep up with my posting of memes but, I have stopped posting them so, I guess es time to say "Hasta luego" to all the unfiendly members for good

#tumblr sucks

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Es like when a movie shows a character holding a double-barrelled shotgun. Then, to emphasize the danger, a cocking sound es made to demonstrate that the armed person's ready to shoot. Unfortunately, some of us in the real world know that double-barrel shotguns do not make a cocking noise. Oh, the triggers may be pulled back to prepare them for firing but, the noise expressed in the movie es more that of a pump-action shotgun, which happens to "look" much less menacing than a double-barrel shotgun

This is.....niche. Do period-appropriate chickens even still exist? Idk anything about chickens. I like the fancy ones.

#bad sound effects

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I don't EITHER !!

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

#i'm a man

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Screw The royal family

At the risk of sounding crude . . . I don't give a DAMN about the so-called "royal family" and, I'm tired of seeing reports of them in the NEWS. They are NOT "News" ! They are, at best GOSSIP !

We fought a war (revolution?) to get them out of our lives and, even their own People (the British) stopped giving them any real power within their government so, why do they keep giving them $$$ ?

#fucktheroyalfamily

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tumblr offers an ad-free version for $4.99/month.

What do I have to pay to go CAT-free ? ? ?

#frigging cats

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OKAY!

But, if you're that snake, I ain't biting any apples so, don't even offer

#serpent

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1440 news

I signed up to receive news from the new 1440 news outlet but, have succeeded only in discovering that I am totally bored with current events. Perhaps because it has been to long since I have actually read unbiased reports or, the idea of someone else deciding what they think I want to hear. I do recommend 1440 to anyone out there wanting to be informed but, I hope YOU find the news more interesting than I

#1440

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21 of 22 anti-LGBTQ+ bills dead in the Florida Legislature!!!

#LGBTQ+ Rights are Human Rights

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Still waiting . . .

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"NASA Astronaut" or "Space Cadet" ?

Our newest class of astronaut candidates graduated on March 5, 2024. This means they’re now eligible for spaceflight assignments to the International Space Station, the Moon, and beyond! In the next twelve posts, we’ll introduce these new astronauts.

Do you want to be a NASA astronaut? Applications are now open.

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space!

#space cadet #astronaut

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I believe you're confusing blow-job with anal

my hungry ass could never give a blowjob

#blow job vs anal

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Most close-captions get the dialog all wrong anyway !

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

#close caption sucks

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Spam Callers

To all those people working as Spam Call operators. FUCK YOU ! Your bills and rent are NOT so important that you must work annoying millions of us. And stop clearing your conscious by hanging up when we answer the call; THAT's just as annoying. Get another job, bitch. Did I mention . . . FUCK YOU ?

#spam callers

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#Women's history

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That would be called a GARDEN

they should invent a food that you dont have to buy or cook or leave the house for

#veggie garden #gardening

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The GOOD news being that ALL those sprayed were WHITE ! how did you like "discovering" skunks, bitches ?

#discover skunk