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Hey!my boyfriend is thinking of voting for trump but he’s the kind of person that if you explain something with facts he’ll change his view on it. I’m really bad at processing/ explaining things. Do you think you could like give me a run down on why he shouldn’t be re-elected

And an article for your pleasure

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THIS IS COOL AS HELL

You know you made those epic flag things for international lesbian day, where you stare at them for a bit and then you see the flags in mid air, can you make them for other flags pls!! they're really cool!!

heck yea! I'll upload them asap :)

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incase you didnt catch it

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i couldn’t fit it in but a bonus level is: i hope trump doesn’t die just yet bc it could affect the election/i would like him to experience intense suffering first/it’s fine if trump dies but only if pence does too.

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oh, the orange shithead got covid!!! oh it’s like our birthdays all came early!!! oh i hope he dies!!!  🎉 🎉 🎉

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It's beginning

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Okay okay so I was at Party City like 5 minutes before closing and I felt bad about it but I needed to get some shit and the person at the counter was like imma head in the back if that’s okay, grab me when ur ready to check out and I was like yeah man that’s lit so I was just walking around looking at shit

*takes breath*

but THEN I saw this mysterious item on the ground and I was like whoa dude what’s that and so I picked it up right and it’s this tiny little plastic batman boomerang and I was alone in Party City at like 9 at night looking for something to keep me from jumping off a bridge so of course I wanted to throw it but also I have crippling social anxiety so I didn’t want to get the attention of the employee

*takes breath*

but I was so depressed and anxious and shit and I was so desperate for something to mean anything that I was like this is a sign this tiny ass plastic batman boomerang is a fucking sign and I’m gonna throw it right now because why the fuck not right and so I’m getting ready to throw it, even though there was no logical reason to do that, the only thing that made me want

*takes breath*

to throw it was my deeply spiritual beliefs that were telling me that it was a sign, that this batman boomerang was a sign from god not to kill myself and a part of me truly believed that if I threw this boomerang it would come back to me, even though all

*takes breath*

laws of physics told me otherwise and so I was like gearing up to throw the God Boomerang but also psyching myself out because again, crippling anxiety, and then finally I was just like do it pussy and I THREW THE GOD BOOMERANG

*takes breath*

and I just watched it hit the ground and realized that a tiny, hopeful part of me had honestly thought that it would return and that was so fucking funny to me that I just started cracking up in the middle of this Party City, and I was so loud that the guy

*takes breath*

heard me and started walking towards where I was and I was like oh shit gotta stop laughing so hard and then I realized how sad it was that I was forcing myself to stop laughing when I needed joy so badly and that

*takes breath*

made me start crying even louder than I was laughing and I just sat down on the ground and picked up the boomerang and the employee found me and I threw it at him and left and that’s why I’m never going to Party City again

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can confirm

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

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pa came down w/ the covid 10 days ago, ma came down w/ the covid 5 days ago, so my mental status can best be described as sitting quietly in a rickety rocking chair by the front door holding an old hunting rifle waiting to see what the long night will bring

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oh hey youre finally awake u hit your head on a brick ouch.!! glad youre ok ^_^.... (holding a second brick behind my back!)

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Reason to recover #42:

The abuse you went through was not your fault.  You did nothing wrong.  You did not deserve to be treated that way.

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Flying rats would be a good idea until it's not

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I was born in the wrong generation

If I were born during the times when slavery was at its peak, because i am white, i could legally own slaves. I would find a way to build up power easily and fast, so that i become one of the higher-thought-of people. then, i would buy every fucking slave i could manage. but- heres the catch- instead of being a lil bitch, i would let them live their lives as they wished, but therefore, since technically they are under my ownership, nobody else can touch them. This way, they dont end up being remarketed, retargeted , etc, and, they are safe. Anyone who touches them will get fuckin beat by my power, since i have a powerful image. Checkmate. Nobody can hurt them, they have a safe place, etc. boom.

#slavery #born in wrong generation #politics #good shit #power for good #boom #get rekted #GET RECKTIFILIED #get to know me #ok #serious post #not a joke #i have great plans #fight me #america is shit #america sucks #america is a mess #america is a shithole country #america is a failed state #america is a dystopia #tags

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"Blue lives don't exist. You can choose to be a cop. You can't choose to be Black or Hispanic, or Asian. You can't choose to be repressed or murdered in cold blood. Blue. Lives. Don't. Exist. Reform police." -my friend who i completely agree with ((but i dont want to name them for their sake and safety and privacy))

#blue lives dont exist #blue lives #blue lives dont matter #facts #serious post #not a joke #blue lives murder #choice #murder #politics #cold blood #ok #america is a mess #america is a dystopia #america is a shithole country #america is a failed state #america sucks

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"This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. To my mind, that is what's known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit." - George Carlin

...PolitiFact going through history to fact check this guy was like that time CNN went through history to dig up dirt on Bernie, and all they found were videos of him planting trees, and telling kids that racism is bad.