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Please stop making me tap the sign

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Chopper starts shedding his antler velvet (begins Deer Puberty)

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🍵 downsizing sale!!

🛒 bigcartel

unfortunately due to the price increase i'll be closing my bigcartel store at the end of this month. SO:

use code SWEETTEA at checkout when you spend 15USD or more for 20% off!!

store closes april 30th!

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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

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I cast kidney stone on you

No you don't

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perpetually thinking about megumi, yuuji, and nobara being a trio comprised of two people who are actually dumb as rocks, and one person who is the smartest at their school.

nobara and yuuji were MADE to be stupid best friends and megumi was made to think for all three of them :P

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

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Please follow, share, and interact with Madleen @palestinianmother's videos on tiktok to help bring more awareness to her campaign. Here is the link to her tiktok page:

Please also share her gfm link and donate if you can:

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idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

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Turning Red (2022) + 2002-era details (source)

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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy