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en français, water is eau. Au eau?

That’s what I’m gonna call it now. Thanks

#we had au eau at work again today lads #morning shift put in too much water #not a quote

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A cook: Auuuuu Jus

Sanji: More like “au water”

#watery au jus 🤢 #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #sanji

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Carrot: We’ve got a naked turnover over here

Nami: Mood. I’m a naked turnover

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #nami #carrot

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Sanji, trying to dip chicken in sauce: Where are the tongs?

Some other cook: I don’t know

Sanji: What? What have you been doing all day then? You’re just dunking it in like fucking Achilles?

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #sanji

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The codpiece stays ON during sex

- Franky

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #franky

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Franky: Cover your whole body in codpieces

Usopp: Codpiece man

#i know a guy who has a codpiece #and uses it #one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #usopp #franky

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Who’s losing less?

- Usopp to Sanji & Zoro

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #sanji #usopp #zoro

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I simply parried his flesh away

- X Drake

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #x drake

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It’s a sword hickey

- Zoro

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #zoro

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Sorry Usopp, sorry about your wenis

- Zoro after hitting Usopp in the elbow

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #usopp #zoro

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I’m all for beheading some motherfuckers but don’t burn the books

- Robin

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #robin

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A sour gentleman

- Chopper, seeing a lemon

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #chopper

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Drake and Hawkins: *about to spar*

Drake: Your sword is so thick. This is a new blade, Hawkins

Hawkins, holding up his own sword: So it this

Drake: I don’t want to smash it on the first day!

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #basil hawkins #x drake

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Zoro and Sanji: *sparring*

*something strange happens*

Zoro, heard across the whole deck: That was weeeeeird

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #sanji #zoro

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Nami: Let’s all critique Zoro

Sanji: Fuck you, Zoro!

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #sanji #nami #zoro

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It was like god. That manatee was god

- Usopp

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #usopp

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Mihawk: If you have insomnia, just do cutting drills until you collapse

Zoro: The way I fixed it was I drank until I fell asleep

Mihawk: No

#one piece incorrect quotes #incorrect one piece quotes #zoro #hawkeye mihawk