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I have found the gayest cowboy, muscian? Kind of obsessed with his style and vibes.

#orville peck #radio play #country music #cowboy #Youtube

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Badly Describing My Cats

Trouble: Reject muppet. His best weapon is his bad attitude.

Inspector: 1337 Gamer. We are all his favourite blorbo

#cats #trouble #inspector #spotty archives of us #just thinking

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May be annoying but can't blame them for trying

#pokemon #pokemon black #comic #friendlocke #nuzlocke #yamask #timburr

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What was the Tic Toker sick with?

INFLUENCA

#puns #silas #joke

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My favourite nobody's from The World of Shakespeare puzzle by Adam Simpson

So I got this lovely puzzle for christmas and while the handy poster says it has 56 shakespeare references (slightly more if you count that fact Mr. William himself shows up more than once in the puzzle) this post features none of them!

Instead here are my fav folks that helped me orient myself as I put the puzzle together. All the information about them is purely from my own imagination.

First up is that dude looking up, he's outside the globe and obnoxiously excited to see Othello, seriously he will not shut up about it. Othello's not even playing.

Next up is this pair of ladies walking by the river, who I imagine are long time friends, the one in black is giving the one in yellow a very unwelcome reality check. Probably about some lord she's chasing ("If he hasn't been wearing your token you need to accept he simply has has either no affection for you or no respect")

Else where there is this fellow by the London bridge, he makes his living dredging stuff up from the mud. He's a hard working fella and today is no exception

Nearby is a definately-not-a-couple in the midst of a serious disagreement. They've both said things they're going to regret later and they'll meet in under a tree and make up in a few nights but for now they both have an axe to grind.

My absolute favourite grouping is the roof gang. Sure technically they're behind the house but the man in red who looks directly out of the puzzle and through the fourth wall knows they are truly above and not behind. ROOF GANG

Outside the Tower of London is a lone musician who is providing a fitting score to the King Lear Family Drama happening in the street

And finally shout out to this lone dude already deep in his cups who is so jaded he feels nothing but a sense of vague disdain watching a man get the absolute daylights beat out of him.

#the world of shakespeare #puzzle #shakespeare #additional commentary #the spotty archives of us

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#tavern master #video games #spent way too long on the aesthetics

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My friendlocke is going well

Also big thanks to WillDinoMaster55 on deviantArt for the really rad route background

#pokemon #nuzlocke #friendlocke #comic #tepig #patrat

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I am losing my fucking mind

#music #this man and his music machines are amazing #I love him so much

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The Odyssey According to Epic: The Musical

Odysseus: We were in a pinch with a food situation there but it's sorted now. What, kill the cyclops? Nah, leave him, it's better that way.

#Ruthlessness is stuck in my head #epic #musical #the odyssey

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Because I cannot animate, come with me on a mental journey!

Closeup on Michael, distraught, in the bathroom - his hands over his face fingers spread to reveal wide staring eyes stained with tears.

The image glitches with a harsh static buzz before tearing away to another shot of the bathroom. It is strewn with clothes. A bra hangs from the curtain rod, boxers lay across the tile. Jeremy is standing in the just inside the doorway.

Michael's head and shoulders appear as he sits up from the tub: "Hey Jeremy! Have you met the DJ?" A woman's arm waves from the tub. "Hey."

Jeremy looks a bit dumbfounded, the image of his face freezes and glitches with the same static buzz, returning to the first image of Michael we saw.

Michael, whispering. "God, I could have been so cool..."

#look I feel like musical Michael would think his book self is pretty top tier tbh #be more chill #spotty archives of us #silly things #musicals

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Hot Take: Poseidon from Epic and the Squip from Be More Chill the Musical have the same vibes

#also with the way some of the animators draw them they could both be played by keanu reeves #epic the musical #that's a thing that exists its got some bangers but overall it exists i guess #be more chill #musicals

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So I just learned about the Grok AI business which is extra hilarious to me as 'Grok' is slang for 'Understand'

#I'm glad to see they've finally got on the twitter hivemind

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The party consists of: A secretly evil illusionist, an android with a broken personality chip and a crowd funded neuroscience degree, a dog who is a rogue and also talks, a cleric who isn't sure why his band broke up, a dwarf in spiked armor who likes to hug and punch things to death and then a rotating cast of bards

And I mean characters that you've put time into, not ones for oneshots or campaigns that sputtered out. Ones that you've had for a few levels, or whatever system equivalent you have.

#some of my fav ttrpg characters #I play a lot of bards but they tend to be the straight man of the group being perhaps the only ones with any idea of what's a 'bad look'

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So I wanted some custom coins which seemed like a thing 3d printing could do, and it is! but it's the next day and I have this house that fits on a playing card and I've downloaded some 3d sculpting software that exports to 3d printable files even though I have absolutely no aptitude with it, so this is going well and normal

#3d printing #tinkercad #art? #Technically art I think #figuring out subtracting intersections was the highlight of my day

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You know what, I think Main Character Syndrome is pretty okay. Folks just need to understand what sort of thing they're the main character of. Unfortunately for most of us, we're the awkward, deeply flawed and a little bit boring protagonist of an art house film that never found its cult following

#I'm the main character of a meandering literary novel #and a side character in a day time drama series

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Third Planet in the Pan

New Terran cookbook featuring all your favourite recipes, including: Protein wrapped in carbs Hot starch Many things in a pot Caution that's part poison And so much more!

#spotty archives of us #silly things #cooking #books

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Aborted attempt at botanical water colours. Plants...they're complicated

#bifid hemp #its pretty #sketch #plant