thetimelordofcamelot

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pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

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lucy carlyle would’ve rocked tights under denim shorts with doc martens and you literally cannot convince me otherwise

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for me, harold saxon and the master are very different flavours of babygirl and wildly different shades of homosexual. harold saxon is gay and homophobic. the master would call you slurs for fun but still call you by the right pronouns. they're not the same.

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was listening to What Katie Did by The Libertines and these lines came and made me think of Doubles..

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hearing klopp say "i will leave the club" felt like a knife in my chest holy fuck

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I’m actually devastated, I can’t even imagine Liverpool without Klopp. He’s bigger than any player to me. He’s done so much for this club, all I can do is wish him well and hope he has the season he deserves to bow out.

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"What I know definitely – I will never, ever manage a different club in England than Liverpool, 100 per cent. That’s not possible. My love for this club, my respect for the people is too big. I couldn’t. I couldn’t for a second think about it. There’s no chance. This is part of my life, we are part of the family, we feel home here."

😭😭😭

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I’m so heartbroken the thought of LFC without Klopp is something I never wanted to think of he means so much to us and so much to the team he has literally gone through the bad and the good with us I can’t imagine this team without him this team is Klopp he is the heart of the team, today is a heartbreaking day for Liverpool fans wow.

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a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

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fuck it. throw david tennant in as the master next. "hey i stole your face. you really liked this one, right? you keep using it." he'd have fun.

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rewatching torchwood fkr the first time in like 4 years and when i tell you the HUUH i let out when one of cpt jack harkness’s first phrases is “contraceptives in the rain,, love this planet,,least i won’t get pregnant,, never doing THAT again.” like oh yeah. i forgot the show is just LIKE that

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i drew a horse from memory one like and i will reveal my beautiful boy to the world

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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"you're so quiet" sorry i forgot i have free will

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I pose a question to you @tinfoilwizardhat

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Atth: patriarchy, homophobes