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God I love musical theater

That's it. That's the post.

#paul i dont care #musical theater #musicals #theater kid #reopen broadway #this is definitely not about #starkid #or #black friday #im obssesed

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idk here's a d&d meme (btw the templates are great)

Took some tgwdlm screenshots that I think would make great memes so

Do your worst

(and also show them to me, I wanna see)

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reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay

#gaytwink #lmao

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Nightmare Time memes 2: electric boogaloo: special edition: director's cut

#nightmare time #starkid #memes #electric boogaloo #did you notice i can't do tags? #like i suck at writing them #because you made it this far #here's a song: #never gonna give you up #never gonna let you down #never gonna run around and desert you

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not very good Nightmare Time memes

#starkid #nightmare time #hatchetfield #memes #gonna get ya #baby shark #idk why i put that tag #now it's stuck in your head too #:)

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hell yeah!

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

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#Zoinks I don't have any left #Fancy bugs bunny #a very pleasant evening #hahaha i'm not okay #brain cells

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The only straight thing about me are my teeth... Oh wait nvm

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

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If anybody needs a speech or an essay written, DM me and I’ll do it for $10.

#job #only 10 bucks #what ever kind of paper you need #i'll do the research

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The Puberty Hoedown

*To the tune of the Whose Line is it Anyway? Hoedown song*

When you’re a growing woman,

things can get quite scary,

Things get really bloody,

and very very hairy,

But I still wake up,

and I still thank god,

That I went through puberty,

to get this awesome bod! 

#hoedown #Whose Line Is It Anyway #puberty #poetry #bad poetry #very very bloody

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Bad memes for bad days

#memes #bad memes #hippity hoppity #i want to die #kill me #y'all im #dead

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The Horse Hoedown

*To the tune of the Whose Line Is It Anyway? hoedown song*

I am a girl so horses are my jam,

Once I saw a horse and i was like 

DAMN!

That boy is sexy,

Imma do him right,

But after I got off his back,

I couldn’t sleep all night.

#Whose Line Is It Anyway #hoedown #horses #poetry #bad poetry #horsefucker

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Thank you for sharing this wholesome bean of a therapist with the world

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

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Two headed unicorn!

The original drawing (the non two headed unicorn) is from this website: https://www.123rf.com/photo_128322735_stock-vector-kawaii-cartoon-unicorn-with-rainbow-mane-vector-simple-illustration-.html

#unicorn #photoshop #two headed unicorn #im getting better at this

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The church hoedown

*To the tune of the Whose Line is it Anyway hoedown song*

I'm a bad Christian cause I don't go to church, I'll go to hell cause I didn't eat jesus' flesh, you know what? Screw it, I ain't christian no more, I'll go ahead and Jew it, cause Jews are so hardcore.

#hoedown #church #christianity #jews and judaism #whose line is it anyway #I'm an atheist #Jews are hardcore

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באיזו עיר בישראל יש תמיד 90°?

#ישראל #ישרבלר #חידה #פרס לעונה נכונה #סתם לא

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The Drinking Hoedown

*To the tune of the Whose Line is it Anyway hoedown song*

I don’t like drinking,

I don’t like the taste,

Alcohol tastes like what’s inside of anal glands,

But when they tell me, hey you,

You, you gotta drive,

I have to make the choice,

Between a gun and a knife.

#hoedown #whose line is it anyway #drinking #song #bad song #i don't actually want to kill myself #lmao #haha im so random