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We’ve all done it

I made it a sticker: INPRNT

#horizon #this will be me #the next time I play hzd #horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn

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you bottle Miette??

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How do you want to do this?

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Goodbye, Faithful Caregiver.

#oh man #critical role #cr spoilers #campaign 3 #fresh cut grass #cr fan art

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#this is me and my spouse #they're the 6 am person

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truly no greater description of this show for me than this

#game changer #brennan lee mulligan

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I accidentally recorded an audio message while playing fetch with my dog 😭

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#me

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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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how come every time someone asks “which BG3 character would adjust best to our world” or “which BG3 character would be able to handle [food/cultural aspect from our world]?”

nobody EVER says Lae’zel? In canon that girl is like 22. Born in space. Grew up on a comet or whatever the hell by the Moon. Got kidnapped by her People’s ancient terror/worst enemy. Dropped off on a random planet in the immediate company of people who hate/distrust her simply at a glance and she is just rolling with it. She is just ALWAYS rolling with it.

She’s eating whatever the fuck Gale throws on the fire every night. No idea what a carrot was until yesterday. No complaints.

Everyone but Wyll & Karlach is like 40 years older than her minimum and so mean for no reason. She doesn’t care. She’s got a job to do.

Oh it turns out the God-Queen she’s dedicated her entire existence to is a farce? Needs to be destroyed? If you’ve been nice to her it takes 45 seconds to deconstruct her entire lifelong understanding of the meaning of everything she’s ever known. She’s on your side.

Every single thing you do in the game is alien to her. That woman has never been to a circus.

Yet she’s eating carrots and petting a dog and ready to kill her God.

And people think she couldn’t handle a Costco? PLEASE!!!!!

#bg3 #lae'zel

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#ides of march

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You are Gaius Julius Caesar, and it's a lovely day in March.

#ides of march

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No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

#ides of march

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#ides of march

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oh shit was that today

#ides of march